>tfw ate too many slices of pizza and now my stomach feels bloated and like its stick out 10 feet in front of me
>>29798804
Christ, you're one big boy
>>29798804
Man the fuck up OP
I once ate 2 entire pizzas and i didn't fucking puke
You can train to eat more tho, but OP will never know how to
>>29798819
For you
t. bane
which of you are responsible for did this "Mommy Cinematic Universe" shite?
are you proud of yourself?
I prefer this titcow flick
>>29798787
Didn't Ariel get em' shrank or something.
what about this story
Femanons:
You have to pick one anon from this thread >>29795414 and indulge their fetish. If you don't, you and everyone you love will be shot.
Which do you choose and why?
>>29798758
i pick thehappinessone.
>>29798859
Now no one else can pick happiness
>open up the thread
>put mouse over OP pic
>close eyes and scroll down
>if the post you landed on describes a fetish, that's the one you have to pick
>if it didn't land on a fetish, try again until it does
>link to the post in this thread and detail how you would go about that fetish
I just wanna off myself. But I cant cause my mom still alive. She doesn't deserve that kind of pain.
I had many relationships. Been married, been cheated. had a son, later found out it wasn't mine. I jump from one relationship to another I'm in constant need of someone to love and to feel loved. I had 8 long term relationships, now i live with my mom since I ended my last marriage. I can't stop falling i n love with the first girl that kisses me. It doens.t get easier as you grow older, only harder. I have no friends anymmore.
THe best course of action...
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>>29798737
>Been married, been cheated. had a son, later found out it wasn't mine.
>>29798737
>my wifes son
kek
>>29798774
I left heer as soon i found it.
Who else here /fucking with wagies/ today?
>Got excellent customer service at mcdonalds
>Still went to the manager afterwards and complained
>>29798716
I got thrown out for doing that.
All the servers ganged up on me and said I was lying. Then the manager told me to leave
>notice insane wagie ragie traffic over bridge
>get first sight of it before person behind me
>proceed to speed up as if nothing is there
>driver behind me starts to match my speed
>SLAM on my breaks causing ragie wagie behind me to do a full vehicle and body rock
>wagie at this point is full tilt
>I do it again, lel this time randomly
>wagie...
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>>29798806
B'awww they threw your diaper wearing trap fapping faggot ass out?
Would you date a 31 year old 8/10 milf (one kid) if you were 20?
Yes on the condition that
>constant sex
>never had to talk to her kid
>relationship ended before it became common law marriage so I didn't become a cuck
>>29798698
Only if I can be emotionally abusive to your child.
>>29798698
If all the folowing were true:
>Sex whenever I wanted.
>Don't have to do anything with the kid.
>She owns a house and we can both live in it.
>She is the main breadwinner.
>She breeds with me.
>tfw no jew hating, qt 3.14 muslim gf
https://youtu.be/7yGN8SlIEZ8?t=2m48s
>>29798682
I want a muslim hating jew gf tbqh.
This is what they actually look like
Also the Jew int he video is actually a Trump supporter
>>29798793
Who cares if he claims to be a Trump supporter or not, he still has to go back.
Also, not all muslims are obese, shill. I've seen many thin ones.
Long story short:
>depression and anxiety
>finish high school and become a NEET
>parents kick me out of house
>scramble to get a job and become a window washer
>parents let me move back in
>shit job but no people contact
>become lift certified and now get paid a lot more cause safety bs
>work life not bad, no people...
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>>29798639
Wow your doing exceptionally well. I guess that means we can all be exceptions, right?
>>29798669
wrong approach
I used to laugh at the just do it meme but thats really all you have to do. Failures ae failures because they never really fail cause they dont try
>>29798639
37 bucks as a chemical engineer? Isn't that kind of low even when starting?
Good job getting out of that mess though, complex situation myself and aiming for the same career.
>>29798631
I'm way to ugly (not fat) to ever get a gf that isn't a land whale or something.
>>29798748
beggars can't be choosers, chubby
>>29798757
I'm not even a chubby, I'm actually underweight. I'm just fucking ugly.
And I'd rather stay a virgin than being with someone I'm not attracted to.
>>29798631
That's not even a real girl, is it.Wow, the faggotbot muted me, that must mean even the shitbot knows a trap when it's posted.
http://prntscreen.ml/DZ1VT4.gif
its lit senpai
I'm not clicking that if you can't post it in a thread
>>29798584
it's trying to redirect me two times. fuck that
what is in that link OP
useless fucking thread op, fuck you. oh and thats the image that was posted.
also fuck you again for using a shit image hosting website.
Let's go on an adventure my dudes!
>>29798552
Okay whatever, lets roll.
ewedeefrfd
Away I go
What are /r9k's/ thoughts on dating & having sex with women bigger then you?
>>29798480
>women bigger then you
It's really their opinions that matter on this.
>>29798480
I would prefer dating a taller female being a manlet and all.
>>29798480
The only women I think about dating and having sex with are either animated or teenage girls.
Who /kind player/ while playing video games?
>Thanking my support when he does a fine job
>Encouraging my teammates when things don't look
good
>Helping players who are obviously new on the game
>flirting with my team and calling them cute
>they're confused because we're all guys
You're a nice person anon.
>>29798475
I used to be nice but now I just flame anyone who isn't on my skill level being a neet and all.
What song is the theme song to your imaginary life?
For me, it's this one. I don't even know what it has to do with how I picture my imaginary life but it just seems to fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRolJBv3oQ
That is a beautiful song, anon.
For me it would be You Belong With Me by taylor swift, except genders reversed. I wish I had had a qt3.14 that I was friends with but secretly thought there could be something more.
But I didn't even have that.
probably something along the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbqACwJ0-0&list=LLOlshnKnc-x6SXbXzl0rcSQ&index=2
Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen
It really speaks for itself, I think.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGBXnw86Mgc
Went to a local anime convention today. Usually I wouldn't do shit like this because it costs money, it's hot, I don't even like anime, etc. but I made an exception this time, because a group of friends was going there.
For shits and giggles, I dressed up as shittily as I could. There, a girl in our group told me that some other girl they dragged along wanted to hug me. She immediately justified herself by saying some senseless shit about my clothes
Why the fuck did I not pick up on that and just told her "Sure, get over here"? I'm fucking...
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>another normie bragging thread
end yourself
>>29798465
Jesus Christ, the fuck could I even be bragging here?
>>29798483
fucking everything normieshit
fags like you get off on bragging about your superiority to fags like robots
of course you pretend the thread is really about you NOT achieving something (I haven't had sex in two weeks :((((((() but this is a tired and transparent gimmick and robots will not fall for it any longer.