Rakim Mayers aka Asap rocky, is the best looking man living.
Every time I see Rocky, he's either really attractive or really ugly.
>that stance
Is he cia?
this swag fag bitch nigga should try hitting the gym
What are you drawing Anons? Getting better? Feel free to post criticism, critique, and art. Remember, getting gud is practice and more practice.
that's a really cute drawing, OP. I like the nose a lot, it's subtle.
I haven't done much drawing lately. I really like to draw for funsies but I'm not very good at it because I don't work on it every single day.
>>27067928
Hey, that's pretty good! I like your sketch style.
I haven't drawn in about eight years but I recently started to pick drawing back up and just sketching a bunch during my breaks at work. I just have to keep at it and I'll eventually get better.
Eventually I want to be able to draw cute girls doing cute things, or something like that.
>your dick will never be diamonds again just from looking at a picture of boobs
>porn i watch is increasingly becoming more and more taboo for me to get off
anyone else know this feel?
just quit for 2 weeks
you might never return to childhood levels of innocence but you will enjoy normal porn more or better yet try to get the real thing
>>27067720
Stop jacking off so often.
Especially not to porn for a while.
>>27067720
That's gotta suck
>tfw i get diamond hard by just thinking about holding hands with a cute girl
Just exercise, dress nicely, and remember to be yourself :)
That shit just makes you look manly.
A growing bald patch on the top of your head is 100 times worse.
>>27067739
It looks pathetic to me. Comedic almost.
>>27067679
>recently started noticing stray hair between my fingers after I shampoo my head
>probably won't be long till I look like that
Just kill me now tbqh
>US astronaut 'grows' five centimeters after 340 days in space
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-04/astronaut-scott-kelly-grows-5cm-while-in-space/7222908
Finally a cure for the poor manlets.
He'll lose it on earth.
>>27067607
He can at least have a chance, imagine if he kept lifting the entire year in space? He grew a lot an added muscles.
>>27067654
>imagine if he kept lifting the entire year in space
Hey guys I've been lurking here for years and i am an autistic fuck. I am in highschool and this girl likes me (she is pretty fucking weird too, I think she likes me because I helped pick up her stuff when she dropped it in like seventh grade). Anyway she has huge tits and an amazing ass and I pretty much just want to fuck her.
How would I go about doing this?
I barely ever talk to her and its really awkward. Sometimes in class she'll turn at an angle in front of me and pose so that her ass and tits can be seen in all their gloriousness from where I am sitting...
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guys pls help me out here
Say things she wants to hear, even if you don't mean it. Instant panty melter.
>>27067638
Thanks for the reply fampai. But idk what women like to hear.
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.
I CONSIDERED CUTTING MY HEMORRHOIDS BUT INSTEAD PUT A RUBBER BAND AROUND THEM BUT AFTER SOME HOURS IT HURT TOO MUCH I HAD TO REMOVE IT MY MOMMY WHO IS A NURSE SAID I COULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF THIS WAY. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FUCK WITH YOUR HEMORRHOIDS
holy fuck never try to shave your ass unless you know what you're doing. I've done it for years and years and never had a problem because I a very careful.
I DRANK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING MY TEETH AND IT TASTED SO BAD MY PENIS STARTED BLEEDING AND I HAD TO CALL MY TWICE-REMOVED COUSIN WHO IS A CAMEL DOCTOR AND HE SAID I COULD HAD DIED
Well /r9k/, I'm pretty much done for. I'm 19, ridiculous social anxiety partly because I look about 12 years old. I'm probably never going to get a girlfriend. Luckily, I have a little bit of cash. Should I spend it on a fleshlight or an hour with an escort?
Anyone here had any experiences with escorts? Are fleshlights overrated?
Invest in a good fleshlight
It will be cleaner, cheaper and will cost you less.
Plus you can use it multiple times and both will be emotionless masturbation.
But you can fuck an escort and probably change your views on sex. It might not hold you back emotionally and you might be able to change your life around.
But you have social anxiety, so it might be harder to fuck a whore.
>>27067019
>>27067068
Have some alcohol before you fuck a hoe to take the edge off
I've had both. Fleshlight is MUCH cheaper and feels just like a real vagina anyway not to mention not worrying about STDs and whatnot
>browse tumblr for cute pictures
>I only follow actually good blogs
>or so I thought at least
>see this
epic
>this is keeping me alive
How? How can anyone take this extremely general, all-purpose anti-suicide message to heart?
Stuff like this only makes me want to kill myself more, because I know that nobody would ever say that to me
>>27066980
I really hate hugboxes
>>27067040
>How can anyone take this extremely general, all-purpose anti-suicide message to heart?
they aren't actually suicidal, they're just begging for attention
though you probably already know that
>her clit is bigger than your cock
what do
looks like a fucking dog penis
>>27066977
jesus christ what a disgusting picture why w-
>.webm
NOPE
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Also
>her
>>27066977
Red rocket
Can I be a robot if I have an online gf?
>>27066906
>online gf
Sorry to break it to you anon, but she doesn't...
Online gf? Give me her skype to see if she's loyal
>>27067306
This.
Originally, of course.
>tfw almost 18
>free education because scandinavia
>6'1 white male
>good looks 8/10
>6,5 inches dick
>have a qt3.14 who is genuinelyinto me and wants me to take her virginity
Why do i browse /r9k/ daily, robots?
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How is it going in Svedistan
>>27066794
Not too shabby. Danish btw, not that it matters though
What's going on robots? do you need a picture with timestamp to give me an answer? I really don't know why i browse /r9k/ other than complain about the neets because i myself have a wagecuck work apart from school
How do you pronounce meme?
Some guy in my class was announcing to anyone that could hear that he loved a "me-me" from facebook.
Do you pronounce it as "me-me" or meem?
I personally use the latter, like bernie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dx-OuBCa08
It's pronounced meem.
it's always been one syllable, it's derived from the word gene. Anyone saying "maymay" is as retarded as saying "jaynay"
two-syllable fags came about in 2015 because they liked Pepe, which is two syllables, because it's Spanish
>>27066536
It depends from the audience
If you speak an anglophone audience (es. English) it's spelled meem
If you are speaking to a latin audience (such as Italians or spanish) is maymay, because in those languages the word gene it's spelled jaynay
I just finished Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. I fucking bawled. Have any of you read it? How did it make you feel?
I feel like I'm a Sonia honestly.
>>27066350
Is Sonia Raskolnikov's sister or the girl that goes to siberia with him at the end?
I read it some years ago.
>>27066350
I feel like the guy who was constantly drinking and suicided because his life is pointless. He also tried to make things right but just couldn't succeed.
I can't remember the name because i read it several years ago.
I feel like a Raskolnikov. I wouldn't kill nobody thouh, but the book actually made me consider doing something on that line.
Man that book is great
>tfw eat 4 mcdonalds burgers daily along with soda
>tfw 6'2" 210lbs and growing
I don't want to be fat i want to go back to being a skeleton
>tfw too poor to not be skinny
>>27066185
Why in the hell do you do that? When did this start? Why are you not a skeleton now? How old are you?
>>27066185
then stop drinking soda thats literally all u have to do