Well /r9k/, I'm pretty much done for. I'm 19, ridiculous social anxiety partly because I look about 12 years old. I'm probably never going to get a girlfriend. Luckily, I have a little bit of cash. Should I spend it on a fleshlight or an hour with an escort?
Anyone here had any experiences with escorts? Are fleshlights overrated?
Invest in a good fleshlight
It will be cleaner, cheaper and will cost you less.
Plus you can use it multiple times and both will be emotionless masturbation.
But you can fuck an escort and probably change your views on sex. It might not hold you back emotionally and you might be able to change your life around.
But you have social anxiety, so it might be harder to fuck a whore.
>>27067019
>>27067068
Have some alcohol before you fuck a hoe to take the edge off
I've had both. Fleshlight is MUCH cheaper and feels just like a real vagina anyway not to mention not worrying about STDs and whatnot
Fleshlight. Even if someone at the factory fucked it for quality testing, it'll still have less dicks in it than the hooker.
>>27067154
Even if everyone working in the factory tested it, would still have less mileage then an average female.
I love the feeling a cock thursting in and out of my anus and mouth at the same time
I have the 3 fleshlight sex in a cans. One mouth, vagina, and butt. The butt one feels the best. I also have a tenga black flip hole. Feels the best but it's too flimsy to stick in my mattress which feels great with a fleshlight. Never had real sex so I can't really compare.
>>27067370
Even if every man, woman, and child in the world has fucked that fleshlight, it will still have gotten less action than that whore.
>>27067431
Is the vagina one any good?
>>27067498
I would say it's the worst of the three. It's really bumpy and feels rough. I've never felt a vagina, but I'm certain that is not how one feels. The other two are really soft and smooth. The butt one has just enough texture for you to feel it's there but not enough to distract you.
Post more jordyn plz
>>27067019
Post a picture of yourself
>inb4 >>>/soc/
It's relevant to the discussion. Also try going gay, fags love qt twinks
>>27067019
the escort will talk with you. give you compliments. maybe you re even going to build up your selfesteem.
>>27067019
buy the escort
