>tfw qt looks at you
>jerk off at home thinking about how she stared at you
>talk to qt
>imagine marrying her
>girl smiles at you
>imagine having babies with her
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>>27312182
>>27312208
People actually do this?
Guess this isn't original
Anyone else Fantasize about reliving your life with the knowledge you have now?
>Imagine going back to 4th grade, when I first moved to the town I went to Middle and High School with
> Run everyday, join sports even though it sucks to not be a fat fuck in the years where it counts
> Be the smartest kid in every class because I have a college education
> Hook up with all the girls I wanted because I'm smart/athletic/mature
>...
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Yes, constantly. The more I think about it, the less appealing it becomes. Mostly because that means I'd go back with my current brain, which atrophied over the years and turned me into an idiot.
I'll be honest I've thought about this a lot. I would probably use my power to make deep philosophical comments in kindergarten and what not, but I would probably use my knowledge to manipulate and experiment with sexual opportunities at a younger age
> Be in 10th grade
> girl, Alyssa sits next to me in math
> Have a lot in common
> She's moving, invites me to hang out with her
> I go camping with my friend instead
I'd do anything to go back, I just want to know if she was even considering fucking me. Camping sucked, rained the whole time
Any other hungry skeletons fucking SICK of people telling us 'we need to gain weight'?
I just found out that my parents have been putting HONEY into my food to try and fatten me up without me noticing. I weighed myself and in 3 weeks I've gone from 98lbs to 99lbs. Jesus fucking christ. I spent the last 30 minutes with my door closed playing buzzing noises as loud as possible with my computer speakers. They want a fat little Bumblebee they can fucking HAVE one.
I don't understand. What is wrong with being skinny? It is healthy. I am in great...
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>>27312049
>One of my favorite hobbies is shoving a dildo up my ass then pulling it out and putting food on the end and eating from it- it lets me pretend I had sex with a guy and he saw my spine when I bent and now wants me to eat so I am eating from his penis.
what
>>27312049
>wants a bf
>eats food off of an anal dildo
>>27312049
>One of my favorite hobbies is shoving a dildo up my ass then pulling it out and putting food on the end and eating from it- it lets me pretend I had sex with a guy and he saw my spine when I bent and now wants me to eat so I am eating from his penis.
You're batshit and your body is ugly. Shouldn't you be on display in a university lab room OP? Holy shit, thanks for making me squirt my coffee out of my nose, it was worth it
BLOBO IS NEW MEME 2016
>>27311956
>BLOBO
ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENTU
>>27311956
frail snail was better desu
>>27313188
>pepe
Le original comment
How would you respond /r9k/?
domo arigato mr robot
You want my 00100100 you whore!!
I close the window so she doesn't give me malware.
write a robot that entertains robots, ofc
Would you go out with a leglet?
Wherever did it go?
>>27311627
absolutely
but I have zero chances even with amputee
>>27311659
>but I have zero chances even with amputee
This. Not even handicapped women will date us
>Eye contact is the literal antichrist if it's longer than 0.5 seconds
>people standing closert than 1,32 metres (4.33 foot) are exhausting to be around
>talking more than a sentence without stuttering or speaking unhearably quiet is hard
I can't talk to people because I'm on the internet the whole day
>don't want to go around spouting memes and throwing spaghetti
>don't talk about vidya or...
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Start your day with a shot of strong whiskey and some strong otc painkilllers and you'll notice you're no longer as self aware and find social interactions easier
how do people look each other in the eyes all day? I've been trying to improve myself and it literally hurts if I look for more than 2 seconds.of course I blink
>>27311584
Look man, I don't want to /drugabuse/
I do want to die, but not from being a druggie
>be me
>sitting in a comfy seat on an overcrowded train
>reach a stop
>some people get off
>suddenly.jpg
>see this blue eyed blonde aryan goddess get on the train
>she looks around for a seat in the now semi-overcrowded train
>seat next to me is free
>she heads towards me
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She could tell you were about to come at her with the laser beam, so she stayed clear
I love this pasta because it actually depicts accurately just how thirsty blacks are for whites. Their women prefer white men, their men prefer white women. They know where they stand.
who is this semen demon, Tyrone?
Why do so many people, especially on /r9k/, have odd fetishes?
Why is it abnormal to meet someone who doesn't have at least one odd fetish?
>have femdom fetish
>want women to be stinky and sweaty and force me to clean them from head to toe with my mouth
>even escorts ignore me and don't text back when I tell them this
thanks exhentai you ruined my life
>>27311527
Have you ever gotten close/achieved this fantasy?
What if you did, and realized it disgusted you?
because there is some merit to freudian psychology and you're impressionable as a kid so any weird shit that happens when you're young can leave a lasting mark on your subconscious
>$1400 to repair veneers
>$$700 to fix car
>$156 for a new hard drive
MFW
lemme guess, you fell for the ssd meme?
>>27310678
What needs fixing on the car?
I had to drive a car with faulty brakes once and made a thread about it, someone made a post saying
>"I was once on the highway and realised my brakes didn't work. I didn't know what to do, so I just kpet driving"
It gave me a feel
>>27310754
Dying transmission
>>27310716
No it just died after 3 years, fucking Seagate. WD lasted me a fucking decade. Now I have to try to extract data from it
feels thread?
im original, you know.
Who was offline? I have someone on mine that's been gone for around 3 years, don't remember how he even got on my list/don't know them. I think he might be dead on that sandwich for real though, that's fucked up.
>>27310610
I know that feel. All of my old ps3 friends haven't used their's in years.
>>27310610
>Never had any friends
>PS3 multiplayer met some kid my age named ghostface
>played together all day
>one day we're just chatting, searching for a game
>"I'll brb my grandma made me soup!"
>7 years he's been offline
>yfw you realised you are actually mature for your age on a higher spiritual level than your most peers
nah you actually seem like a faggot
so what you are saying is, you are 15 years old?
>posts on r9k
no anon, you're high spiritual level just got dragged down some levels due to posting here
Is there anything more disgusting than faggots who wear their homosexuality on their sleeve? I'm fine with (the very tiny minority of) regular, chill people who just happen to be attracted to the same sex and don't make a big deal out of it, but if you talk with a faux-lisp and feel the need to make it blatantly obvious that you suck cocks with every word you say, you really should just kill yourself. Just because you happen to like men instead of women doesn't mean you should talk differently, dress differently, act differently, and look differently compared...
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I'm a degenerate faggot myself and I agree
Gays like these should be shot on sight
I'm gay. I've told few people, including my girlfriend and father. As much as I adore the creation of one's own identity, being a blatant degenerate is disdainful.
>>27310541
>I'm gay. I've told few people, including my girlfriend
what?
who /diaper/ here? no toiletcucks ITT, only comfy and objectively superior diaperlords
>2016
>using the toilet
>not being mommy's special boy
>not having total freedom?
>>27310070
this board has gone far enough for me to not know if this is a troll or not
diapey diapey just for me
when i poo and when i pee
my diapey is so nice and warm
chocolate sauce with bits of corn
mommy come and change my diapey
give my tush a gentle wipey
mommy's diapey fund she spends
no store brands, only depends
yes my diapey brings me joy
no toilets for mom's special boy
>i call that my ode to diapey
>>27310070
>using depends pull ups
>not using premium tape on diapers
pleb
>Kids born in '98 can post here now
>>27309964
>Implying they weren't underage when first here
>kids born on 98 are already adults
>you're still a kid
>kids born in '02 post here now even though they can't legally