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2016-03-21 19:39:04 Post No. 27311334
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2016-03-21 19:39:04
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>be me
>sitting in a comfy seat on an overcrowded train
>reach a stop
>some people get off
>suddenly.jpg
>see this blue eyed blonde aryan goddess get on the train
>she looks around for a seat in the now semi-overcrowded train
>seat next to me is free
>she heads towards me
>holyshit.jpg
>heart rate accelerates
>get sweaty hands
>try to control my volcano down there from erupting prematurely
>shes literally a feet or two away from me now
>managed to smell her godly aroma from her perfume
>prematurely erupt a bit but manage to control most of the force thanks to my daily kegel exercises
>shes almost here
>she stops
>decides
>imconfused.jpg
>she finally sits in the seat opposite the aisle next to this fat and semi-bald white guy
tfw you realise you will NEVER know what white privilege feels like
