http://imgur.com/a/zOLq6
http://i.imgur.com/mstoXup.png
Which one of you did this?
it was me 2bh
>noodle nigger
>bamboo coon
I'm fucking dying here
loled heartily
I quit drinking 3 weeks ago to meet some fitness goals and regenerate my liver. Now have no one to hang out with on weekends :(. Any other robot alcoholics here that have trouble coping with loneliness and get most their social interaction while out drinking?
>>27401995
>alcoholic
>social interaction
You're not a real alcoholic unless you drink alone.
>>27402032
I did for a long time but found it to be really degenerate and stopped.
>>27402043
>degenerate
That's why you end up drinking alone because you dont want to see other people just drown your own misery.
ITT: post your pornfu
I stick with softcore when it comes to real porn.
>>27401989
>watching 3d porn
>ejecting the serpent to roasties getting rammed by Chad
Pretty cvck tbhfam
>>27401989
that girl is fucking gross, dude.
>tfw gambling addiction
That's the one affliction I don't ever see on /r9k/, actually.
what's the thing called when you bet the over on a basketball game and for every point that exceeds the over, you get $100?
>>27401840
I fucking love gambling. That rush is so good. Good thing I don't have money or live near casinos
Who /drawfag/ here?
No matter how hard I try, I don't improve. Post a drawing.
Lain from Serial Experiments Lain
One of my favorite people.
>>27346952
This could've been a lot better
how the fuck do people get jobs constantly? As if it were the easiest thing in the world? I got my resume professionally edited by my university, I had my friends, brother, and my mom look at it, I tailor my resume painstakingly for each job, and I change my cover letter even, but somehow this isnt enough. I've applied to so many fucking jobs so far it's retarded. I've counted 100 this month. I'm actually starting to run out of positions to apply for other than the new ones that pop up.
How can anyone say it's easy unless they're some sort...
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Whether people want to admit it or not many jobs are gotten through nepotism.
>>27401831
Go to stores\restaurants and hand them your cv irl. Dont expect a lot from applying online.
I don't get it either. People who quit or get fired every couple of months have an easier time finding a job than I ever did.
I spent all day in front of my pc. I wake up and turn on the pc, i go to uni, i return and turn on my pc. Everything else i do are side activites to spice up the day, they all take place in my room as to be in close proximity to my pc.
My parents were right. I'm addicted. Not even to vidya, just to the internet. Even though i do nothing at all.
Anyone know this feel? I know nobody who's as addicted as me
Same here but I spent like 30 minutes to an hour each day working on a game
Honestly doesn't feel bad. If it did/ does, I'd just go outside and do something else.
It isn't that difficult.
>>27401817
Go outside and do what?
>>27401827
Go to the park, look up meetups online, idk something
If I was compelled I'd find a way, just like when I'm compelled to create something I get to work on how to go about it
Can a robot come and kill me painlessly?
did you go to UPenn op?
>>27401707
Is that a library/computer-lab computer?
The fuck is onscreen?
Is that a bag of pills underneath the monitor?
>>27401949
It's my battlestation. Yes, they're pills.
>tfw 5'10 manlet
>tfw all of the beautiful women are taller than me
>>27401604
>tfw 6'3 and built like a fucking tank
>tfw I just wanted to be a trap
>>27401604
shut the fuck up. At least your not 5'4 you goddamn cry baby
>>27401920
shut the fuck up. At least your not a starving African child you goddamn cry baby
I'm a blackbot. Kissless virgin, no friends, the whole thing. I don't wanna live more years and years like this. I'm 27 is it too late to join a gang? Will it make me alpha?
>>27401480
if you want to join a gang you will probably have to kill someone
Guaranteed that any gang worth its salt would just use you as cannon fodder and you'd end up in jail or with a bullet in your brain.
>>27401480
you are in the r9k gang, we just operate online and only hang out here on 4chan.
>last night, laid down in bed after long day
>stared at ceiling
>it looked odd, was sort of blurring and mashing together
>hear voices, a man and a woman or possibly two men and a woman talking
>can't tell what they're saying
>become terrified immediately, heart literally starts racing
>sit up, the voices stop
>lie...
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>last night, laid down in bed after long day
>stared at ceiling
>it looked odd, was sort of blurring and mashiing together
>hear voices, a man and a woman or possibly two men and a woman talking
>can't tell what they're saying
>become terrified immediately, heart literally starts racing
>sit up, the voices stop
>lie...
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More than likely nothing to worry about. If you were sufficiently tired your brain is having a hard time calming down after such a day.
If this happens again or worsens please go to the doctors.
t. med student
>>27401427
>mashiing
Trying to get by the robot and trick me, huh?
t. alberto barbosa
>>27401438
It wasn't a busy or tiring day in any sense, it was just that I was awake for a long time.
The thing that concerns me is that I am already on anti-psychotics for Bipolar Disorder, so I would think that those would suppress any manifesting symptoms of possible schizophrenia?
Or maybe I know nothing about it. Either way, thank...
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I got sex. Sex. S e x
And she wore nice perfume!
good job anon
hope you enjoyed
it won't happen again anytime soon
>>27401174
That woman can not be real. Those tits on that body?
I feel like if we robots were in the middle of a post apocalyptic world, we would become a lot like Mad Max. It's such a comfy idea to me. Just driving aimlessly around a wasteland with no real place to go. No sign of any other person for miles. Just you and your car.
U'd be dead in a week
>>27401162
As would you, friend
How would you get food/water/guzzoline?
remember, dont eat meat on good friday, guys.
i eat whatever i want
>>27401050
Whenever i want. Bitch.
I'm not a Catholic.
I'm trying to start disliking my crush.
How can i be succesful in this?
>>27400857
dw in just a few years like by the time you're ~16-17 it won't be a concern to you, you'll find other shit in life
just a result of puberty, it'll go away
>>27400857
Aks her out.
/thread
>>27401073
That would work if I was able to try that. I know she'd reject me but I just can not ask a girl out.
I'm trying to use the fact that she has no interest in me and because of that doesn't deserve my attention and feels.