poorfag here, havent eaten anything for two and a half days and water isnt really helping alot, any tips on how to not suffer this much?
>inb4 suck dick for beans
>>27408386
i assume there is plenty of grass and bugs outside, right?
>>27408437
not gonna be bugs here for quite the whilei cant resort to bugs tho
Food bank. Dumpster diving behind bakeries.
I cannot take it anymore. I don't want to fap anymore.
ur life bro
>>27408275
I kinda feel that almost 8 years of nonstop fapping has made my dick smaller and killed any sex drive. The other day when I was with this chick in bed, I literally couldn't feel anything or even get rock solid. It's only a matter of time before she dumps me and my tiny limpdick .I wanna die
>ywn enjoy what billions and billions of people have enjoyed throughout human history
>>27409035
this, i have been there.
Why can't we fap like normal people? in the shower on fridays
Yesterday I think just had my first instance of sleep paralysis or either that or a paranomral visitation. I was sleeping badly all night, constantly waking up, insomniac, until about 7AM or so when I guess I fell asleep. My parents left to take my brother to surgery at 6, but at 7 i woke and heard a VOICE pretending to be my dad yelling and asking if I was home. I did not respond, and suddenly I felt a dark and malevolent energy bounding up the stairs to my room, huffing and roaring all the way. I panicked, but I could not move any part of my body at all except for my eyes,...
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Yeah, it was sleep paralysis. I've heard wiggling your toes makes it pretty easy to snap out of it, as well as messing with your breathing pattern (alternate between fast and slow breaths, forceful and soft).
The most important thing is to just stay calm and know that none of it's real. You're pretty much in between reality and a dream state, so anything can manifest itself. Think positive, robot.
Sleep paralysis
Makes you think if the paralysis actually lets you be inbetween two worlds so you can experience supernatural with your human body sense.
Personally i think that, even if some supernatural shit actually exists, we will never know until we are gone.
that if we "are" after we are gone...
>tfw having a sleep paralysis turns me on
also i havent been able to get a morning wood since like..i dunno what do? should i actually be scared?
>Being 5'4
>Seing someone smaller than you
I'm not very big either, 5'7.
If you're a man and you're 5'1 and under, I just wanna curl your little ass up and dunk you into a basketball hoop.
>>27408149
>Be 5'10 male
>Work in a huge office.
>Most women are my height or taller.
>Know literally zero men shorter than me or the same height.
>Only people shorter than me are two legal female midgets.
never happens being a guy that is 5'1. in fact i hardly see girls under age 50 that are shorter than me.
Share your most autistic moment as a child
>be 8
>watched Limp Bizkit's Rollin' music video
>coolest shit ever
>next day wear baggy white shirt and sisters softball red cap
>teacher asks to see my homework
>intense moment.jpeg
>smile while looking down as teacher comes up to me
>"anon where your's...
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>>27408136
lollin
At least you went out in style. Of a sort.
>>27408136
>be 8
>obsessed with Hitler and WWII
>going to private Christian school
>come to school in full Hitler cosplay
>walk around the school heiling and threatening Jewish kids
Needless to say I was kicked out
>>27408631
this better be true
>Look for something on one of the many tube sites
>Nothing but interracial and "vanilla" lesbian no matter what I type
>Half the supposedly lesbian videos show that it's just a MFF threesome when you mouse over for the preview
>All girls are skeletons or massive cellulite-riddled hamplanets; this seems to apply to reality as well
>Webcam video
>Constant notification...
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>femdom
>its all insults and annoying laughing instead of patronizing passive aggression
Why is it so difficult to find good incest femdom handjob videos.
>When qt3.14s with small-but-not-mosquito-bump-small tits get implants which make their tits look disgustingly plastic
>Disgusting nigger dicks fucking white pussy
>All that fake moaning
>qt skin
>nice body
>sweet mouth sucking dick
>this thing appears
fish soup
>>27407966
duck poop
>>27407989
Triple scoop
i don't trust scaffolding or roller coasters.
Sup Robots. /v/ here and I've been replaying FFX and I just can't shake this feeling that Seymour was like the original Elliot Roger...
Both of them are:
>Half-breed that doesn't fit in
>Virgin(As for as we know?)
>Miserable and in constant suffering
>Father surpasses him and makes him feel inadequate
>Handsome
>Gentlemen
>Want to...
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>>27407691
finish the replay. there are similarities but seymour was a chad plus he had sex with his mom
>>27408224
That's hot. I thought he killed his mom and turned her into an aeon.
>>27408684
gotta get to the 2.5 novel. all summoners have sex with their aeons to get them as an aeon as a pre-requisite
I was trying to better myself.
In the garage, working out on the bowflex. Adoptive Mom comes in (19 and living at home, soph year of college) and has a tape measure in her hand, she was using it indoors. She offers to measure me, I say yes. I line my back against the wall and the verdict hits me: 5'9". I immediately have lost all will to continue getting fit. I packed it all up and just went upstairs and have no will to do anything. It truly pisses me off that the whore that raised me and birthed me couldn't have breastfed me like a normal mother. It pisses...
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You're extremely stupid for falling for an 4chan "meme". 5'9 is average height, you idiot.
>>27407662
That's a lot of words for something that didn't happen. If you serious though, then just nut up or get done up.
You're fine at 5'9 bro, and even if you were below average height, the worst thing you can do about it is feel like small/insecure about it. Just forget about it.
congrats, you fell for the meme. 5'11 here and my gf left me for a 5'5 twinklet
>6 hours ago
>feelings of confidence, uplifted mood and just chilling at my house
>now
>feelings of worthlessness and self-loathing thoughts
who /littlebitch/ here?
yeah that cause you never left you house to go drinking with friends.
So guess who's the lil bitch...
THATS YOU
You must suck alot of dick...
THATS TRUE.
>always feel the same mundane and empty feeling day in and day out
Would you fuck Griffith?
>>27407603
bump.
I would.
>>27407603
desu id rather pledge allegiance in a purely non sexual manner
tfw no benevolent leader to give my life purpose
>>27407603
No, I would rather be pierced by Gut's mighty sword.
>She's from a poor family
>She doesn't work at all
>>27407465
I have little problem with this
>>27407465
im just a poor boy nobody loves me....
>>27407465
mr. uppity ass negro
Is there anything worse than having the girl you're dating and you love slowly lose interest in you, just slowly watching her fade away from you
theres a few
Your time is almost over normie. It's time for you to make it or break it
Find a passion, follow ideals, be a warrior. Maybe it's too late but if you do this your next girl will never "slowly lose interest in you"
Is NOFAP really worth it? Currently the only things I do is lift weights, masturbate, eat and sleep. Masturbating takes like 1 hour of my day.
>>27407302
>masturbate, eat
wait you don't do it all in that order because this sorta seems like you might..... you know eat your own cum or something
>>27407302
>Masturbating takes like 1 hour of my day.
I think you might have a different type of problem that won't be solved through a meme.
>>27407418
Which is? I can't sleep more than 5-6 hours a day + 1-2 hours nap. This leaves me with 16-18hours a day. I eat a couple of times which takes let's say 2 hours to cook and clean etc. Lifting weights takes on average 45 min (if you count it's only 4 days a week), let's round it to 1 hour.
I still have 13-16 hours where I don't have anything to do. This is where masturbating takes place. Sometimes I try to masturbate 3 times to waste more time but it just doesn't feel that good.
Why are white women so inferior /r9k/?
When did you start looking for non-mutant females?
When did you learn all of your female problems were white women?
All women are inferior you dumb shit.Giving up on them is the best you can do anon.Womemes are not worth it at all.In the end all you get is regret and sorrow.
>>27407168
It's because of traps. They are just too damn good. Women can't beat them even though it's their own game.
>>27407752
You need a nice obedient 2nd/3rd world girl anon.