What will happen to us in the future?
Will we be 40 year old kissless virgin in dead end jobs/on neetbux posting on /r9k/ in our dark, empty apartments?
you can change
you just have to bee urself
>>27411384
I'll be that without the virgin part
Or I'll be homeless again
>>27411390
actually just be the complete opposite of yourself
Women don't come to this board unless they're underage attention whores
Prove me wrong. Profeesional tip: You can not do such a thing
You're right and it's why r9k is so terrible. Filled with women.
>>27411348
im a girl and you cant prove im underage
>>27411391
You can't prove you're a girl though
Like I said, you can't
> Your mother isn't immortal.
> One day, she'll die and you will never eat her cooking ever again.
DONT SAY THAT
IF WE IGNORE IT MAYBE IT WONT COME TRUE
>she wont have to suffer anymore
>she wont have to see what a pathetic family she has despite working hard all her life
>she wont have to put up with your depression
>she wont have to suffer anymore from seeing you get sucked up by sadness
>she wont have to be in constant pain because her whole body aches all the time
>she wont have to be depressed anymore
I'm so sorry...
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>>27411329
shes an awful, awful cook
What the fuck is this shit? why is everyone so happy, full of life, friends, gf's.
Why can't i have those things? is it really too much to ask? is it really my fault or theirs?
I never asked to be ugly, i never asked to have depression at 7 years old, i never asked to take antidepressants, i never asked to get bald at 16, i never asked to have a shit family.
Fuck everything, i'm going to shoot myself tonight, fuck you too
>>27411168
Don't ask the people here. They'll throw "you're not entitled to a gf" at you. The wife beaters, drug dealers, and killers are, but you aren't.
I think you have a lot of learning before you answer the question of "what the fuck is this shit?"
I don't know either family, but I wouldn't be willing to shoot myself over the confidence of my answer to that question.
>why can't I have those things
Because that's not how life works. Opportunities don't throw themselves at you and present themselves on a silver platter. You just have shitty luck.
R9k is just a 24/7 hotline bling
>>27411164
Gonna need a sauce brosef
>>27411164
Those have to be the two most generic Staceys I've ever seen.
>>27411164
fucking. damnit.
>just realized people have voices in their head that narrate what they read
what happens when you read?
>>27411089
i know right? My mental voice used to be in spanish (beaner) and i dont know when but now its in english.
>>27411089
How exactly did you learn to read and write?
I think weed is making me less empathetic, more selfish, and more depressed after the high wears off.
>>27411050
For me it's fucking up my short term memory
I want to quit
>>27411077
Yeah it's really fucking me up but I'm going to do it tomorrow too. Fuck.
yea weed is definitely a recipe for robotism and lonliness unless u are normie already then try it but if u start in jr high like me u may be cool and somewhat attractive but being a manlet / weed autist = 25 kv with fortunately still lots of potential.. tired of waiting though and quitting weed would speed things up lol just fuk my shit up bra
>complains about not having a bf
>doesn't have a vagina
>>27410988
Anything with a vagina would never need to complain about not having a bf because they can get one whenever they please.
>>27410988
im sorry im worthless to you anon. if i had a vagina id try to make you happy
>>27411306
thread over nice job
Who /very satisfying but not ideal/ here?
>>27410974
that pic appears to be from a site that sells penis enlargement products so ima flag this is as spam
>>27410974
>implying women know what the want
I'm getting tired of seeing this scam being shilled here.
So, fuck it, what reactions would an average woman give for 'A':
>length:
7 inches; Oh, oh it's big. But not too big, just perfect! Hot.
8-8.5: Ho shit, you got a huge dick! Ow, be careful, don't ram my cervix. Maybe no deepthroat, and let me control?
>girth:
6.25/6.5: JESUS FUCK you're splitting me open! It feels great for a little but OW, BE GENTLE. No blowjobs, don't want to teeth on you. And no anal,...
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>Anon get over here and fuck me hard!
>NOW!
>>27410888
>stabs you in the liver
yea. you're pretty fucked now im sure
nice fat puss
>not wanting a cellulite gf
>2016
ITT: Normie memes you will NEVER understand.
>If you're afraid of rejection you're narcissistic
Fucking what?
>>27410877
You value yourself to the extent you feel that you are somehow entitled to a woman's affection.
>>27410877
>Not wanting to put yourself out there for fear of being rejected is somehow narcissistic
Fucking how
>>27410910
>entitled to a woman's affection
This is what I don't get. My fear of rejection isn't just tied to asking women out. It's trying to build friendships, go out in public, join groups, etc. I don't want to be humiliated in public.
ASK A DRUNK FRATERNITY MEMBER ANYTHING. do it fags
How many of your "brothers" have you raped, I mean, "initiated"?
>>27410758
hhahah, since i was "raped" 20 brothers/pledges have been *insert word here* 'd
>>27410746
What does semen taste like?
>/r9k/ 2016
Do you guys actually aspire to be in the situation of that gif? What is wrong with you people?
>>27410636
Normies enjoy this?
This a a hellscape.
>>27410677
>>27410651
rubbing up against a bunch of girls and they don't get to see your ugly face cuz music and flashing, hell could even cum from the dry humping
Post ITT and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life.
Tell me everything, babe
this better be good
original
Pls respond.
xoxo
You've spent all these years waiting for your life to finally start. It has been there all along waiting for you to start it.
Need wordsblox
>tfw was just outside crying and smoking thinking about how I'm 26 and have done LITERALLY nothing with my life so far and thinking about all my regrets
>cheer up some
>come inside and see this thread
>>27410608
>It has been there all along waiting for you to start it.
So it can shoot you down again.