Ask an 18 year old who's about to get married anything.
>>27602004
Are you aware that you're falling for a trap you faggot?
Also why are you getting married?
>>27602038
I've had that vague feeling, but fuck it. Let's see what happens.
Why am I getting married? Because this girl said she would marry me tomorrow if I asked. We've talked on and off about having a family after she graduates from college for months. Its something we both really want. So am I gonna wife her or nah? I think I will. She's beautiful and loves me a lot.
Why? Why would you want to lose half your paycheck for a decade?
>go to doctor's
>mature female doctor checks prostate with finger up the bum
>fantasize about her bullying my little pee pee while she does it and makes me suck her lewd toes
Did you get hard in front of her?
>>27601985
I wanna suck some lewd mature toes desu
>>27601985
>mature female doctor
She was probably like 50. You're gross!
Who /perfectcock/ here?
>>27601920
not whoever is in your picture
>>27601924
post yours then dicklet
>baseball bat dick
>perfect
ayy lmao
Robots always talk about sad lyrics, can we get some feel good lyrics for a change.
>It's a long life
>Only one last chance
>Could it get much better
>Do you wanna dance?
>It's a long life
>Better pinch yourself
>Get your face together
>Better stand up straight
>Boy we can do...
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>>27601837
>sufjan stevens
my nigga
>>27601846
Age of Adz always cheers me up, not sure if it's meant to but it's so full of energy.
>>27601837
>one two three one two three drink
>and you run and you run to catch up to the sun but its sinking
>i want to die
>tfw no qt3.14 unstable emo weeb gf to cuddle with while watching anime and telling her everything is gonna be okay.
Since a lot of people on /r9k/ have had gfs, tell me, have you had a girl like the one I described?
Currently trying to get with one actually. But she is a lil unstable from her bf of a year cheating on her with multiple grills.
Pls more people respond I just want a qt emo weeb gf to love me ;.;
>>27601775
I had an insecure gf and it was the main reason I left her, its awful to have to say her almost everyday that everything is fine and I love her
>Be 20 year old fembot
>Only had one prior boyfriend and he was a depressed loser
>Recently get tall, handsome ottermode bf
>He's 18 but it doesnt matter
>Sex is amazing
>He cheats on me less than a month of dating
>Back to being alone again
...Maybe i'm just not meant to be in a relationship...
maybe you should stop being a boring retard
ahoy there b80
>be 20 year old fembot
stopped reading there, fembots don't exist
just awkward females
women can't be alone and don't know true social isolation.
>tfw just failed nofap
>Litrelly feel so shit now like im a gigantic fucking failure
circumcise yourself. thats the old fashioned way of preventing people from touching themselves. works well with moralistic shaming. then read some verses from the bible when you feel horny
What is even the point of no fap? If you're a robot that's one of very few joys you get to have in daily life, why deny yourself that. No porn would probably be better
>>27601753
Meh, it was my fucking mistake again. I was on /b/ decided to reverse image search a porn picture and before you know it i was looking at pages and pages of big asses, big tits etc..
litrelly couldn't control my hand.
>watched some really good pro-wrestling
>talked with a friend on the phone for about an hour
Pretty good, I'd say
>>27601683
>Played tf2 for 10 hours
Welp guess i can't do homework, it's 7 AM now.
jerked off 6 times and watched anime, the usual
>shaved my pubes while listening to soft jazz
im itchy as hell now tho
Big fuck ups thread.
Let's hear how you faggots have fucked up.
Sometimes I wish I could just start over and when I wake up I remember everything I did wrong.
>totaled two cars in avoidable accidents
>scratched a car and got a red license
>went to jail for possesion
>ended up paying 3,000 not to stay in jail for a year and a half
>jacked off with aunt's panties and she found out
>fist...
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>>27601571
>discovered /r9k/
>been downhill ever since
>>27601571
You have a lot of life experience now.
You'll be one of those chill, wise old people whom children look up to and think fondly of when they grow up.
>>27601571
>go 60 in a parking lot
>ignore stop
>destroy some fucker's car
That was exactly one month after I got hit. Fuck driving.
He had such a good, cosy life. Why the fuck did he kill himself?
1st forhe didn't
because he didn't :^)
Because his roastie wife killed him
Should I disown my old sister for being a coalburner?
She's fucked niggers but she's married to a white guy now.
As long as she has no mixed kids there's no point in doing anything
You should disown yourself for being a /pol/tard.
>>27601386
Tell your bro in law he's a sloppy seconds cuck
Its an SJW fashion show! Get in here folks and show off your favorite social justice warrior looks! I want a wide array of various styles and people. Also, imagine what these freaks would look like if they were normal? And whats with fat feminazis and ugly tumblr sjws? Chicken or the egg? Did they give up on their looks for social justice, or is it just a byproduct of being that buttblasted?
>>27601100
That bitch has the widest face ever. Also, dubssssss.
>>27601117
Who will win the title of: the most triggered person on earth? Stay tuned
>>27601128
That guy is ultra disgusting. Just his very essence, not even his aesthetic just his whole being is yuck. Even the parts of him that are ok are yuck by association. But, these people put efforts into their looks and they went the extra mile of trying to look special so lets acknowledge that. Who are they even doing it for btw? I know if I were a normal person who encountered one of these things,I would be less that impressed. Its like they just know we are judging them before we even get the chance to so they just...
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>"dnt wrry bby ur 5 incher is fine xd"
>>27601098
God that's one ugly dude.
>>27601098
Dude you know this girl is literally being paid to fuck this guy?
>>27601262
He also doesn't know the cock looks bigger by behind.
Remember a few weeks before fall out 4 was coming out and a ton of people were posting on here about how they were going to an hero after fall out 4 came out and they finished playing it.
I wonder how many actually stuck to their word.
>>27601036
i'll probably never even play it, im not going to upgrade console for one game, and my shitty laptop is far from adequate to play games
it's too bad i beat the shit out of 3 andnewvegas for years and they're no longer fun to play
Most people who plan on killing themselves don't actually talk about it.
I would kill myself too after playing that shitfest desu
Should've just played more New Vegas
We must secure the existence of our people
>>27600975
Nobody fucking cares. Take your white genocide bullshit back to your containment board. I'm so sick of seeing it shoved in my face everywhere I go.
>>27601101
You can choose not to click on the topic, unlike people who don't like immigration and see it shoved in their face everywhere they go.
>>27601101
ooga booga to you as well