Big fuck ups thread.
Let's hear how you faggots have fucked up.
Sometimes I wish I could just start over and when I wake up I remember everything I did wrong.
>totaled two cars in avoidable accidents
>scratched a car and got a red license
>went to jail for possesion
>ended up paying 3,000 not to stay in jail for a year and a half
>jacked off with aunt's panties and she found out
>fist fought with my dad
>was so drunk and got punched by a kid for saying fish didn't have souls, didn't beat the shit out of him and his friends when I challenged him like a real man
>fucked up my wrists hitting the punching bag thinking about it
>can't even do push ups anymore
>fucked up my knees on a rail, got tendinitis
>can't even run without my knees hurting
>>27601571
>discovered /r9k/
>been downhill ever since
>>27601571
You have a lot of life experience now.
You'll be one of those chill, wise old people whom children look up to and think fondly of when they grow up.
>>27601571
>go 60 in a parking lot
>ignore stop
>destroy some fucker's car
That was exactly one month after I got hit. Fuck driving.
>didn't lose weight and go out with the girl of my dreams in highschool
>choked on every single smash tournament
>never got along with my family
>never had a real connection with anybody
>didn't go to college
>didn't stand up for myself in school as often as I should
>said cringey things
>was hated by most teachers
>>27601598
Maybe...I'll just think of it that way from now on....Thanks man
>>27601571
>went to jail for possesion
NORMIES OUT
>>27601957
I'm not a normie. That kind of shit doesn't make you a normie. I did acid after hearing about the refugee crisis because I was so distraught.
So, did you fuck up your dad and more importantly did you assured your dominant position by humiliatiing, raw anal rape afterwards?
>>27602061
No, it was an even fight until he get me in a cheap choke hold and choked me until I passed out. I moved away and haven't spoken to him since.
>>27602088
That's why you always carry a knife, it's your "get out of chokehold free" card.
>jacked off with aunt's panties and she found out
go on
>>27602127
Good to know
Appreciate it
>>27602162
She brought it up when we were sitting on the couch with her husband and daughters were there, "Did you and your friends have an underpants party?" and they laughed. Pretty sure my mom knows and hates me for it.
>>27602163
No worries robro, get a 4" one that flicks out easily, you can buy one for like $10 at those chinese thrift stores. Granted there different ways to get out of chokeholds without a weapon but jamming a knife into someone's arm works 95% of the time. Just don't accidently kill anyone with a knife because it's hard as fuck to claim self defense. If you want to kill someone in self-defense use a gun and shoot them in the heart just once.
>>27601571
LMFAO
>mfw i just had to do capcha 20 times fuck
