>tfw you will never fuck a girl as hot as this
>tfw at best most men can expect a 5/10 plain jane or maybe even a 6/10 that's bitchy or just using you
>tfw slim chance of getting the 40 yr old remains of a 7/10 or 8/10 that was batshit crazy Chad broke up with and you jerk to her pics of when she was in her 20s
>tfw growing old as a man not getting to experience the pinnacle of the female form
end me
I'm a whitey but have nappy hair and full lips
I've only fucked black girls, AMA
>>29843145
how many
do you have herpes
did they come onto you first
>>29843064
HNNNGG ive been following this godess instagram for a year now but shes turning from a hot qt to overly plastic boring slut
Just accept that the highest of all wizards actively anally penetrate themselves daily
It maintains your virginity and adds massive pleasure to your lonely and lazy day
ew gay
you are a homosexual in denial
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
embrace it
>>29843039
i cant reach my asshole how im supposed to do that
prolapsed scat shooter
>tfw I can't even remember the last time I cried
>>29843009
>tfw I enjoy getting sad to sad shit in anime and games and having a massive fucking cry.
I feel really good afterwards, I guess I'm messed up in the head.
I can't remember the last time I cried either.
>only time I've cried in the past 2 years of physical agony and isolation was from watching Batman vs Superman
What is wrong with me?
>tfw hit the 100 faps milestone
is that something that 17 year old normal fags do?
>mfw probably at nearly 1000 faps
I hit that more than 5 years ago
And I'm still a teenager
Man I am one big fucking loser
Im a bigger loser its ok
I'd say I'm the biggest loser but I'm not trying to lose weight.
We're all losers here man
why is everyone calling elliot rodger an idiot? just interested in your reasons senpai
literally who
i
t
Fuck off you disgusting whore.
He wasn't particularly intelligent.
So... what do you like to do in your free time?
STURM UND DRANG
spray my sticky hot diarrhea onto public restroom walls
I play porn games and sometimes masturbate to them.
whats it called when you dont want to live but dont want to die either?
rock bottom
asdasdasd
>>29842941
apathy
trapped
hell
numb
>>29842941
vegetable
Can we all agree this is the asshole uniform? See anyone at any social gathering wearing that and you know the dude's a massive fuckface.
>tfw I'm literally wearing a drug rug right now
I-I'm sorry OP
>>29842934
Drug rugs are comfy as fuck anon.
They're essential autumn wear for the robot.
When I see someone wearing this I just assume they're a stoner desu
>tfw most people have had so much sex by their mid 20s that they're bored of it and have to introduce crazy positions and techniques just to make it interesting again
>tfw its too late to bother losing your virginity because everyone is already on their 5th lap and you've spent the last 10 years tying your shoes
I wish I was smart so I could at least pour all my efforts into science/math and make people think I was just too much of a one track genius to bother attracting girls.
I hear ya man, I'm 25 almost 26 and I don't even know where to start. Its too late for me.
>>29842930
not true, porn is not real life.
>>29843080
This OP,most people really aren't having that that much sex (especially non-vanilla sex) unless they're in a relationship. One night stands aren't like porn with crazy positions it's usually just missionary or doggy because both parties are usually too drunk to coordinate and don't know enough to have crazy levels of comfort.
Also take into account that a lot of people aren't that into casual sex irl
>25 y/o schizophrenic NEET that's only had sex once.
>sex with a hooker that double booked me
>go to group therapy 4 hours a day
>meet 19 y/o single mother.
>she's dating my dead oneitus' brother.
>they break up after he puts another baby in her belly.
>about six weeks go by
>we start talking.
>she...
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Bampu-bloxx box
Come on, robots. I need your help
>>29843253
Why the fuck are you expecting the board of perma virgins to be able to help you out
>she was the one
>>29842770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbEicm5tByQ
Hard to desire perfection in this flawed world anon
No he wasn't.
There are better girls out there wussy.
You never even met her
No she wasn't. YOU are the one. Be the best there ever was
how's that alcoholism coming along robots?
good
I'd rather be high but I have no friends to find weed and don't live in a legal state
On my 6th beer, drank some cheap scotch earlier, plan on drinking more tonight. Want to quit but daily drinking has me dependent as fuck.
Just got back from a meeting, been sober since February but I still don't have a sponsor. I'm not really open to the idea of praying and God, core values in the group, though I did try and made my way up three steps with a sponsor back in March. I dropped off because they were too preachy, but the same group ran into me tonight and would like to have me around again. Its hard for me to find a real relation with these people because of my goals in physical fitness that I have set out for myself since my sobriety, I've totally changed myself since then and I am...
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>tfw you haven't bitten your fingernails in weeks
>they're long enough to now open the knife on the swiss army knife
What small things have you accomplished recently?
few days ago i smiled at a strange girl and she smiled back and said hi
>>29842801
Really nice, did you say hi back? have a conversation?
>>29842717
I haven't even got that far before. I usually move the nail on my teeth instead of biting if I want to try and stop but they're too weak to open a swiss knife.
>>29842939
bitter nail polish works if you're very persistent
Why does /r9k/ hate skeletons?
>>29842622
Very spooky very scary
I never asked for one to be put inside me
they instill way too much control over my movement and actions, I can't even turn my head around all the way because of that shit spook inside me
>>29842622
Spoiler that shit oh my fucking god