>tfw I don't like the taste of meat, coffee or alcohol
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw very emotionally sensitive
>tfw it seems like adult life seems to revolve things I am zero in touch with
and why does that matter
Do you at least know how to drive?
How old are you? You sound like a child.
My older brother just handed in this fucking mess of a job application and it's the most cringeworthy fucking weaboo shit I've ever fucking seen.
>>27698741
>mentioned anime
That's going to go either very well or very badly.
Though more importantly, what were the locals happy to do? You can't leave us hanging like that.
>>27698918
Oh shit, lemme paste the rest! btw the locals were all also uni students. I've been to that fucking down. The population takes a huge fucking dip and its a ghost town when the students have half-term or christmas holidays.
>I found that the locals were more than happy to teach people about their culture if you showed a genuine interest.
So this guy wants to teach Japanese kids English but all he knows about Japan is Pokemon? Major cringe
I wonder if people can see me browsing pictures of cute anime girls in the reflection of my glasses. Must be awkward for them.
>>27698733
do you wear these?
>>27699277
More like these 2bh
>>27699322
Hipster scum detected
Whaat does the fox say??
Its a mixture between yipping and screeching.
Or ring-a-ding-ding-dinga-ding-ding.
>>27698498
He says *meow*
yiff :3
Guess the reason why I had to have surgery in my arm, /r9k/.
>>27698478
You fapped to much
>>27698478
You had diarrhea
>>27698478
you stubbed your toe
That feeling when you realise he doesn't love you anymore
>>27698441
fuck off faglord
>>27698491
I'm a grill and I played heavy rain
>>27698512
Then you don't know whats its like to be rejected.
What the fuck is heavy rain?
Your age?
When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Does your breath stink?
20, 1 week, yes
19
This morning
God I hope not. I hate having stinky breath
22
I don't remember. My parents were drug addicts and never cared about hygiene. They never bought me a toothbrush. The last time I went to the dentist I was like 12-13.
23, few hours ago, yes it smells.
I swear the smell never goes away. Brushing might even make it worse, for some reason.
Why me.. why me.
What did you have for breakfast, robros?
>pix related
Just coffee, and a banana for my mid morning snack
I had four of these
>>27698359
I'm also a big fan of bananas for breakfast. Though it doesn't sate my hunger for long.
>>27698378
What are these?
Give one (1) decent excuse for using 4chan despite being born in the 90s.
Keep in mind that finding 4chan in 2007+ is cancerous, and preferably you should have found it before 2005. Keep in mind also that it's not excusable to be underage.
>if you're 20, you were:
>~8 when wow was released,
>~7 when 4chan launched.
>thinking this can be allowed
1990 is bad enough. But it just keeps getting more and more unforgiveable...
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Maybe you should stop living in the past you balding piece of shit. Your hair isn't coming back.
I like the free speech. I like the discussions here.
I was born in the 80s too but you know we are dealing with kids in here right? Like there is no point denying it. You feel more mature all the time and can give them advice.
Diet strts Monday
>>27698291
Why not today?
>>27698291
Bullshit, man. You should start now.
>>27698291
I did breddy fukn good, instead of two triple cheeseburgers and two large fries, I got one triple and a double and a large and medium fries. This diet shit, it just works.
>have replied to 14 threads
>1 hour later
>not a single reply
>make my own thread
>not a single reply
You guys are no different than /soc/
>>27698258
Everyone here is really self absorbed and miserable. I get 10x as many replies on like five other boards than I do here. Don't take it personal, just realize you're surrounded by autistic faggots.
well everyone's out to make you look like a fool on this board. I love you though senpy
>>27698258
Go to /lgbt/. Easiest (You)'s in the world.
Even if you're /pol/.
>a girl who loves you will never sleep on your dick
>a girl will never love you
>>27698249
So if a Girl doesn't love me she will sleep on my dick?
Joke's on you OP.
That's a man, baby.
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>do 95% vegetarian diet (eat only grains, cheese and veggies with a little bit of meat like from slim jims)
And I am getting shredded over night with a good rest this is wonderful.
A little bit of meat is essential with the vegetarian diet. The trick is not overeating meat.
Awesome, keep it up. Proud of you.
Did it really work overnight? Wow. So I can see results within a few days? Any more tips? Going to try and start cutting out meat right away.
Thanks OP.
>do 95% carnivorian diet (eat only meat and dairy with a little bit of veggies like the lettuce added to a burger)
And I am getting shredded over night with a good rest this is wonderful.
A little bit of vegetables is essential with the carnivorian diet. The trick is not overeating vegetables.
>>27698252
Ya the blubber is burning off with sleep. I stuff my face with vegetarian pizza too and diet soda, and ate a half of a big slim Jim as my meat portion for the day.
I'm not memeing.
ITT Pathetic deaths.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dodge_%28baseball%29
Seems John Dodge couldn't Dodge the ball that caused his death.
Christopher McCandless
As pathetic is his death was, the idea of dying alone the way he did, and the way he documented his own end has always spooked me. The journal, the photos, how emaciated he was when they found him in his sleeping bag. It's really fucking haunting, imo.
My mom's death was kind of pathetic, in a way. To me, it's just tragic, but I suppose others might see it as pathetic.
She basically an-heroed in slow motion, and I'll never know why for sure.
She covered up the fact that she had cancer. Maybe she didn't know it was cancer, but she had to know something was wrong. She kept getting sick and lying to us, saying that it was her old back injury flaring up, or a bad cold/case of bronchitis (that never seemed to go away). Maybe she realized it was too late at some point and just decided to ride it out. She was never one to go to the doctor for anything.
She was spending increasing amounts of time in bed. Finally her breathing got so strained that my dad called an ambulance. She was admitted to the hospital the Wednesday before Mother's Day, and died three weeks later. The tumors on her breasts were visible. My dad had noticed that she'd started wearing her bra to bed a few months earlier, but didn't think anything of it at the time. We found a shocking amount of empty aspirin and ibuprofen bottles in her night stand.
She was diagnosed with late stage breast cancer. It had spread to her lungs and she spent a few days on a respirator. They had to insert the needle to hook it up without anesthesia or anything. She went through one round of chemo, but it was hopeless by that time.
Her death was bad. At the end, she was on a constant supply of morphine, just enough to avoid killing her outright. She spasmed with every breath. Before she lost consciousness for good, she was begging her mom to help her.
The whole ordeal at least could have been preventable. I'll never know why she let it go. If she gave up and wanted to die, or if she realized that she was sick and got scared. I guess I'll wonder for the rest of my life.
Would ironic deaths count as pathetic? Y'know like beavers getting crushed by the very trees they gnaw on?
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>>27698225
Thispost is the funniest thing I've read today, although in my humble opinion, it would have been even better if everything after the first word had been spoilered.
>>27698225
Thisguy is angry
>>27698225
Its funny because everyone still reads his comment even though most of the time its just a pointless shitpost. Like you HAVE to click the spoiler and see what he says even if it's a one liner.