Why are not drinking a cold crisp glass of clear water?
Put the fatty sugary cola down
Because my water supply is fucked right now. Fuck you.
because tap water is disgusting.
>>28550860
Because i'm drinking sparkling water that's been in my fridge for the last few hours, feelsgoodman.
>"so are you REALLY a virgin? hahaha"
>>28550849
omg. who is this?
>>28550849
>so are you really planning on dying from hepatitis c? Hahahahahahha
>Anon its 2016 SEX IS FUN SEX IS NORMAL YOU'RE WEIRD IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEX
>HOOOOLY SHIT ANON IS A VIRGIN LMAO!! wow is he like a paedophile or something??? someone call the cops
why do i find him so fucking attractive /r9k/
his personality is just fucking 10/10 i love him so much
like i legit think i have an actual hard crush on him, he's just so fucking intelligent and well informed, and he's so fucking smug about it
hes so fucking cute too though, despite literally EVERYONE making fun of his appearance calling him a frog looking mother fucker or a rat or whatever. am i the only person that thinks hes super attractive in like every respect
>>28550836
yes
you're a sociopath and a narcissist
you're attracted to his traits of smugness and "intelligence" because they're your personal goals of being a conceited prick
he can't formulate/articulate to save his life
he has no empathy or compassion
out of all the vapid r9k personality types, the socio/psychopath is the worst and I sincerely hope you never find what you're looking for
can't say anything bout the looks though, he looks like...
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>>28550836
i feel the exact same anon, i've had a huge crush on him for the path months and i considered going to brooklyn just to meet him.
>>28550886
>he can't formulate/articulate to save his life
yes he can, he's very good at it
>you're a sociopath and a narcissist
maybe
>he has no empathy or compassion
hot though
>>28550899
literally a perfect 10/10
Should you use emojis when texting girls? I get very very differing answers depending on who I ask. I tried texting a girl on interpals once without emojis and she asked why I was so serious and literally said for me to use emojis
I'm so confused
Post example of how you would usually text to girls
that person in the picture is severely autistic and overcompensating for said autism
emojis are just part of the texting language, like emoticons on AIM back in the day
>>28550727
emojis are gays so no.
What do you think of the, eh, "race" epidemic?
How do we stop it?
nao say goodnight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFh24zGKRwo
How do we stop it?
pogrom
Why would anyone want to live forever?
living forever would be perfect if you were a ghost, or if you had the ability to make people forget they saw you immediately after they interacted with you
then you could watch the world go by and influence it in meaningful ways while not being forced to participate in the rat race
>>28550579
Why wouldnt you ? Experiencing the universe until time "ends" instead of 70 years. Think beyond humanity.
>>28550579
for a laff innit
>"Why do you look so scared anon? Whats the matter, scared to be alone with a girl??"
>>28550578
>scared to be alone with a girl??
y-yes
>>28550578
Girls don't have penises, you silly thing you.
>>28550578
For a second I thought it said "scared to be a little girl" and my erection almost pulsed so hard my panties ripped.
who /bignose/ here?
all small-nosed faggots need not apply
I have a big nose from the side
>>28550559
you call that a big nose hahaha you fucking normie
i had the biggest nose in my high school. in fact i've never met anyone with a bigger and more crooked nose than mine, except my dads uncle. i look like a jew but i'm not. i am a human being.
Big noses on men that are non jewish are alpha as fuck. Big noses on women are gross. Big jew noses are oven tier.
>live in a dorm in a shifty neighbourhood
>become part of the resident council
>take initiative to make improvements at the dorm
>make a tiny community garden on a patch of land we have
>everyone is really happy about it
>wake up this morning
>find out someone trashed the gardens during the night
>mfw
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you sound like the fucking normie OP. What the fuck are you doing making a community garden for your dorm? This is the kind of stupid shit women do because they have too much free time.
You do realize that nobody will appreciate or care about your little garden, don't you? Not before, and not now it's been destroyed. Maybe you can use your normie charisma to convince some of your friends to help you rebuild, but still, nobody will care
>>28550659
See, if people didn't care, I wouldn't have had so many sign up to be a part of it.
This is the work of one guy. And I will find him and break his arms. I've built quite a network at the dorm, and some must have seen who did it.
>>28550741
re read your posts and tell me youre not a normie
normie =/= bad guy
im not saying your problems dont matter, but youre normal. youre part of normal people.
Why haven't you converted to Judaism yet, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
>>28550483
cause I'm Catholic and don't you have to be turned away by a rabbi three times?
I would only convert if I got a jew gf with HUGE tits
>tfw you will always be a filthy goy
I hear freezing to death is one of the most peaceful and least painful ways to go. Is this true? I live at a pretty high elevation so it drops near mid 30's to uper 40's at night. I'm considering going into the woods in boxers and a tank top and letting myself die. Any thoughts on this?
>>28550468
I can't believe anyone could be this stupid
It's true that before you die, you become numb and warm and it's peaceful. But being cold sucks. Also 30's - 40's is not cold enough. I would wait till winter (I know you won't like that prospect, that's another reason why your idea is shitty)
Death by freezing can be a good idea but it needs to be much colder and you need to be drunk as hell to pull it off in the painless manner you probably want.
>>28550468
>it drops near mid 30's to uper 40's at night.
I hope you can hear my laughter all the way from Canada. This is nowhere near cold enough to kill you. You'd just get frostbite and have to get your appendages amputated once you inevitably gave up from it taking too long to starve to death
>>28550468
Do it during winter when it is really cold and make sure you drink a lot so you feel warm when in reality it speeds up the process
This ugly jew pinko walks up to you and promises you free shit
What do?
What the fuck is happening to this board
Commence rope day
>>28550555
/pol/ has been infecting it with political threads and normies have been infecting it with /soc/ tier threads for a while now
>someone calls me a dumb frogposter
>day instantly ruined
Why is this bullshit allowed?!
because you dumb frogposters need to stop with shitty memes.
Dumb frogposting newfag.
>>28550451
Because frogposting is literally cancer.
Make some fucking original content for once.
Who /addict/ here? Alcoholics welcome. Are you in a program? How's treatment going? General discussion of drugs, alcohol, and rehab, we'll take it all.
>tfw I think I am becoming addicted to weed
smoked everyday for the last few weeks, I can't even remember if it has been 3 or 4
>>28550454
It's easy to fall into that hole, where time kind of becomes meaningless because you're just high all the time. Is there any reason you've been smoking so much?
>>28550493
Because I have weed
>Tfw a girl never has or ever will find you attractive
how do you deal with this feel? Because I'm struggling to.
I became an alcoholic.
>>28550205
There is hope for you yet.
>Everyone gets uglier with age
>Most people end up with someone ugly
Also, ugly people get married everyday just saying. I've been to one of the weddings.
>>28550205
at the end of the day, no matter how ugly you are or how bad your genes are, if you dress well and take care of yourself and are able to hold a conversation (which you can learn to do via the internet if it doesn't come naturally) you can get some sort of girl into you. The fact of the matter is that women are very overrated and honestly not worth the effort, coming from a guy who has dated many attractive girls. They're just fucking annoying and really drain you of your vitality.