Who else /twisted fucking psychopath/ here?
>Walking home minding my own business
>About 8 10 year old normies started taking the piss out of me (I'm 18)
>Ignored them and kept walking until one asked if he could have my phone
>Told him he could "try taking it if he wanted"
>These retarded 10 year olds started saying "ayyy lads he thinks he can take all of us"
>tfw...
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>>29911630
I hate children and the thought of a 10 yo brat getting a knee to the face made my fucking day. Fucking deserved it.
>>29911630
>He slaps my ass as a "funny" joke
>Grab his head and knee him full force in the face
Hard to chuckle with his teeth in his throat.
>>29911630
I raped my ex whilst I was with her. Not really twisted though, she got into it toward the end and we apologised to each other afterwards
I think the nofap meme is working, guys. I feel like leaving the house again and I'm not afraid of confronting people.
>>29911624
we call that the placebo effect
>>29911672
I went out to the park for a walk today, and when my dad came home and walked past me he hunched his shoulders and avoided my gaze.
Who /alpha/ here
>>29911624
lol no. you are not afraid to confront weak ass bitches but if u saw me in real life u wouldnt be so couregaous to stand up to me. i go to gym for 4 years bro, i beat you bro.
>been browsing 4chan since 2007
>am 20
I don't know how to feel about this.
so /co/ Waifu thread.
who is your /co/ waifu and explain why.
Bonus points if you write about what you done for your waifu for today.
Mine is Creepy Susie, I recently gotten a considerable amount pictures of her saved in my hard drive.
>>29911620
Been browsing since yesterday when my gf sent me a funny picture of a frog on Reddit /r/pokemongo
Why is everybody so sad here? And what's a waifu? Haha isn't anime for kids?
>>29911670
Haha, same buddy I've been browsing here for a few hours and I am loving these great green people pictures, hes always sad all the time.
what is a beta uprising?
some sort of drink?You can do better than that anon
>>29911706
How do I get a funny name like yours and why did everybody pick such a lame name like anonymous? I bet they're trying to be like the hackers
>Mom makes me a dental appointment
>I get there and see that I have a really hot dentist doing my cleaning today
>I sit down after taking x-rays and she begins to ask me if anything is wrong as she puts her gloves and mask on
>I make no eye contact and just say "no"
>She then begins to lean my chair back and say "Well let me take a look"
>She starts moving her fingers on...
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>>29911619
>>I wanted to suck on her fingers
jeez, i wonder why
This happened to me a few months ago except she was blushing the whole time and I kept making her laugh
>>29911738
Nigga how's that true if her hands were in your mouth the whole time
Post subtle yet good feels
>A huge shit before you shower
>Having a train car to yourself
>Getting the right amount of everything
>Good coffee
>>29911605
go find the nearest gun you can find and blow your brains out you normo faggot
>showering after a 3 day long camping adventure
>sleeping in your own bed for the first time after a 3 day long camping adventure
>going back to sleep and picking up where your dream left off
Shitting in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your toes
What does water taste soo good?
>when ur zuper thursty en u jus chug dat bottle!!!!
>>29911580
im not sure but I havnt drunken anything but water as a beverage for over 3 years and its just damn good drinkin I know that for sure
>>29911600
kek shut the fuck up
>tfw my face/penis used to be where that sand was 24/7
>she had 4 inches and 40 lbs on me and was my dominant Amazon fuckbuddy
>I didn't want to be her boyfriend so she found a boring beta tall guy who did
>have only had sex once since, absolute hamplanet, 5 inches taller and twice my weight
>she cracked one of my ribs
Is that a poem, because it makes no sense to me.
>>29911571
what dies it feel like to have a rib cracked? That sounds scary and painful
>>29911571
never get into a relationship unless she is pregnate
> ITT we post rare pepes
rare hand-doodled pepe
anyone here lurking?
these are some good pepes here
I really really like this frog
I humbly request you post thick and bellies in this thread.
ive missed belly threads
I cannot fucking get enough of this ravenous landwhale.
m9pk2w1b
I wish I had a girl to just hold and have her kiss my face
>>29911537
why? they will backstab you in every way possible and suck life out of you
But why?
r9k is so stupid you just add some bullshit at the end and its original, really pointless
>>29911582
Not OP, but need for female contact is a basic human trait psssed down through evolutiom. It's perfectly natural to feel that way.
This is a designated cute girl thread
This thread is exclusively dedicated to posting images of cute girls (this rule is STRICTLY ENFORCED)
I am temporarily suspending the rule in order to post this average girl. After this post has been submitted, the normal rule will return to effect.
Also, please do not post pornography. Slightly suggestive images are fine, though.
Beware! Flower power girl power.
How do I get out my feelings?
The state of the world recently, some events in my personal life, I just feel angry, bitter, and sad.
How do I get these helpless, angry feelings out?
>>29911478
By using the tools nature gave you. Vent via screams, shouts, crying, yelling, lashing out. Then when you've calmed down you can reflect back on those actions and meditate on how you can effectively deal with such situations better in future.
>>29911546
Yelling doesn't seem to do anything, I haven't cried in a long time, and I don't want to take it out on other people.
I try to write shitty stories but that doesn't help either. I feel helpless and without any control in the terrible way things are going.
>>29911574
You can't change the direction of the tides anon. Just focus on the things you can change.
who else here is successfully masquerading irl as something they're not?
does pretending to be one of you losers count
>>29911365
yup. ive created like 10 fake identities and i somehow keep them str8 but i still wanna die m8 everyday
>>29911365
What the hell is even happening in this image?
Hey r9k, did any of you order 1p-lsd off of here? Please review the product for me and tell me whether the site is trustworthy or not.
https://www.chem.eu/country/canada/1p-lsd
>>29911363
I'll bump with another junko in the meantime
you usually need photo identification for these kind of sites to prove you are actually a researcher and not just using drugs to get high.
it's also overpriced.
Way better to just order it from the darknet.
>>29911428
Yeah but the risk? Also the whole bitcoin thing?
>tfw crispy posting completely and utterly died in less than one week
rest in peace, sweet princess crispy
you will always be my meme queen
>>29911317
she was too pure for this shithole
farewell ;_;
I told you guys I'd quit. After I cast that hex I told you guys I was done.
You didn't believe in my magic and now you suffer the rotten fruits. Deal with it.
>>29911317
crispyposting has been found to correlate with low IQ and extremely high rates of virginity
please don't forget your sage, thank :D