Who else /twisted fucking psychopath/ here?
>Walking home minding my own business
>About 8 10 year old normies started taking the piss out of me (I'm 18)
>Ignored them and kept walking until one asked if he could have my phone
>Told him he could "try taking it if he wanted"
>These retarded 10 year olds started saying "ayyy lads he thinks he can take all of us"
>tfw can't be bothered with this, kept walking
>Eventually quite far away from them when one runs up to me on his own
>Tell him to fuck off, remember that he was about half my size
>He slaps my ass as a "funny" joke, absolutely triggered by this point
>Psssssshyou'regonnaregretthat.jpg
>Grab his head and knee him full force in the face, he starts screaming and blood was coming out
>His normie friends run off, the kid was on the floor crying
>Walk away while absolutely shitting myself, as soon as I'm out of sight I leg it
Shouldn't of made it personnel, kiddo
I posted this earlier but decided to post again since I have nothing else to do with my life. It felt good to have a little victory against the normies.
>>29911630
I hate children and the thought of a 10 yo brat getting a knee to the face made my fucking day. Fucking deserved it.
>>29911630
>He slaps my ass as a "funny" joke
>Grab his head and knee him full force in the face
Hard to chuckle with his teeth in his throat.
>>29911630
I raped my ex whilst I was with her. Not really twisted though, she got into it toward the end and we apologised to each other afterwards
>>29911630
I've had wannabe roadmen kids come up on me and my friends
>me and 4 other friends including tough looking nigger walking down street.
>gang of about 7 7-12 year old road men walk past us making stupid faces and insulting us
>we decide "fuck this"
>turn around and walk towards kids- they begin to look worried
>we all start running at them full speed- they have no chance to escape on stubby kid legs
>I grab the cockiest little shit and powerslaf both his ears (for those that don't know THAT SHIT HURTS)
>He drops to the floor like a sack of shit crying
>Other roadmen run off whilst still trying to look tough
>mfw
This is why little kids should not mess with elder people. Sucks to have to teach them a lesson but I won't be harassed just because they are kids- I was never a little shit to that degree.
I just had consensual sex in the missionary position with my wife for the first time for both of us for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>29912819
you sick FUCK
you fucking SICK FUCK
>>29912757
what is powerslaf
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>>29912962
meant powerslap. Essentially I slapped both his ears extremely hard simultaneously. It's like hitting someone in the balls or winding them- instant unbearable pain.
Also it puts them off-balance.
>talking with a ugly weeb grill in school in 7th grade
>kid come out out of now whwre and kicks me in my shin
>scream "WHAT THE FUCK" and hit him square in the jaw out of pain
>he drops hard as fuck
>im still pissed off (really bad anger back then) and I'm just yelling and swearing and tell him how bad he fucked up
>he gets up and tried to walk off
>I fucking drop kick this bastard into the mud
I later got told he was autistic and in 6th grade lmao, that was my last and only "fight"
>>29913053
>When a .gif of a drawing turns you on
Great, now I have to fap.
>>29913142
This really makes me stop and contemplate
>>29913142
what the fuck man how'd you do that
>>29911630
psycophats do'nt know theyre psychos u fucking dum niggro
>>29913245
dont give me 4, i want a REAL answer
>>29913142
l hmm
>>29913087
You showed that step counting mouthbreather
>making napalm out of old dirty styrofoam and diesel fuel
>putting it in beer bottles and stopping it with a rag
>throwing my shitty molotovs at trees and bushes out in the desolate boonies (never cars because I'm not a shithead)
>want to fucking injure a rabbits leg with a rock and then capture it for whatever retarded reason
>rabbit appears in abandoned backyard
>itsnowornever.jpg
>throw rock aiming for leg
>rock misses leg
>get headshot
>rabbit has siezure
>blood sprays everywhere
>after 10 seconds or so it lies down and dies
>stand there and contemplate the situation for a bit
>decide never to try that again
>>29913421
bunny seizures
>>29911630
>Who else /twisted fucking psychopath/ here?
me
i've made a habit out of wishing death on everyone i pass in the street
>>29912819
>>29912842
back to /r/4chan you autistic niggers
>>29913142
That was a breddy gud magic trick. I bet you're dark and twisted, like le Joker.
>>29913142
is this time travel
>>29913142
Oohhhh I get it
>>29913142
jesus shit dude
