Masturbation is normal and healthy!
>>28893881
B-but anon, masturbation is a lewd topic, and should only be discussed in private.
I've masturbated once per day for 10 years and I'm 100% certain it has had negative effects on my bodily and mental health.
>>28894117
D-discussed!?
More like discussed-ING!
Such things shouldn't be spoken of, not even in private! You're gross, anon-kun!
ITSS TOO FUCKING HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>tfw not enough GBP for mommy to turn on the a/c
Yeah I'm fucking dying here. I'm gonna go pick up a fan tomorrow, this is just bullshit.
Fuck summer, fuck the sun, fuck everything.
>>28893676
Summer can honestly go fuck itself.
I wish it was night and winter year round.
>my eyes are up here, creep
no I'm pretty sure they're down here
I look at people's eyes when I care what they're saying.
>>28893644
Made my choice, slut
>finally gain confidence to talk to women
>start talking to girls in person and on
>every girl around me is in a serious relationship or married or a single mom
Fuck. This sucks man. Where do I find single women in their 20s with no kids who aren't whores?
The good ones get picked early man, just the way it is. Good luck, you're gonna need it buddy. I'm not kidding either.
Story of my life. Can't catch a break.
Try ugly ones?
;_;
i will take pills
and when i do
i will call you
cause i dont like myself
>I sometimes find myself hating women, only because they hate me and have abused me my whole life
>people will never realize or care about that because women can only ever be the victims
why haven't you taken the blackpill, anon?
>>28893515
not op but that's not for everyone, it's very bitter
>>28893515
I have.
I realized a long time ago that all girls hate me. And because they hate me, I hate them, which will cause all guys to hate me.
Presumably because I've failed to "jus b urselfe"
Why is this retarded shithole so addicting? I'm not joking, it's ruined my life.
>>28893416
I don't know. Maybe it's the people being genuine hiding behind memes or the chads being ironic hiding behind memes. Or maybe it's the amount of self hating underaged fuckers here? Maybe it's the leddit 4chan fags? It's just funny to see autists interact. Normies are too predictable and boring at this point so I see no other choice for entertainment.
>>28893416
A couple reasons I only post on the chan:
-No positivity circlejerk. Just look anywhere on reddit to know what I am talking about. Anything even remotely negative gets trashed and anything depressing has to be followed by a bunch of fake-ass normies pretending to be there for them and trying to cheer them up.
-no celebrity mods. Every other forum has mods who just show up in threads to derail and get their dicks sucked while everyone congratulates them on their ebin posts. Anyone who doesn't kiss...
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Im currently going through a 2 month relapse. I managed to squeeze 4 extra weeks in but relapsing at all is unacceptable
I have other chans. I have hobbies. I don't care about women.
Why the fuck am I still here? Someone please kill me.
http://www.refinery29.com/disabled-tinder
Would you date a disabled girl?
Why not? I could leave her wheelchair outside and keep her trapped as my little qt sex slave.
what she lacks in legs she makes up for in "dem tatties yo"
I mean as long as that pussy isn't disabled i'm in
>tfw when all of my classmates are at prom
>sitting at my house
I want of this ride
>>28893347
don't get too down over it
you avoided spending hundreds of dollars over one night just to go to a dance that is really more for your date than you
unless you actually like dances, but get that dumb shit away from me
>>28893365
But I'll miss all of that fun. People are gonna get drunk and have fun, and it'll be my last chance to get my oneities.
>>28893512
>I'll miss all of that fun
Would it really be fun if you went? What would you do?
going to go out with a girl tonight
WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO DO?
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I SAY
I AM NERVOUS AS FUCK
introduce her to the theory and praxis of marxism-leninism
Shower, or at very least wash your knob in the basin.
>>28893325
This is what I do. If they can't handle the basic redpills involved then they're not worth my time.
Tell me, robot
Why are you here?
>>28893288
to laugh at how pathetic frogposters are
Abusive dad. Forced me to leave my friends behind, never made any new friends. Became a social reject because of it, lost my ability to talk to people and fell into self loathing.
>>28893328
just blame women, m8
>fap to pic releated
>even tho i know that a girl and i see her vagina i cant stop looking at her face and think thats a trap
who /trauma/ here
gibe sauce pls been wonder 4 along time
>>28893243
lana rain google it
>>28893243
https://st3.fileurl.link/file/MjAxNjAyMjEyMy9jaGF0dXJiYXRlX2xhbmFfcmFpbl9nZW5kZXJmZW1hbGVfYWdlMjBfMjAxNjAyMjEyMzUzMDI3NQ==/ there u go :)
>mom found the homemade fleshlight
What did you expect when you made this thread?
>>28893408
stores of other robots being embarrassed by their mothers due to them finding their homemade fleshlights?
fucking normie, get out of here.
>>28893462
>be me
>make a homemade fleshlight
>mom finds it
>I was really embarrassed
Why even live?
What are some of your least favorite American foods?
Pic realted, it's a Ziplo burger.
The fact that Clapistanis eat this shit on a regular basis in the summer is mind-boggling to me.
Yea our country sucks. You don't need to remind us, faggot.
What the fuck is a ziplo burger? I only have so much clearance space in my arteries, and I'm not sure I'd want to clog it with that.
I don't care what anyone says, the Golden Corral is great.
>>28893120
American food is the best
>>28893120
wtf is a ziplo burger
>yo, dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Hannah.
>>28893087
I am not your dad nigger.
BOI YOU GET DAT CRACKA-ASS HO OUTTA HEEIA BIHFOH AH GET MA GAT
YO MAMA DONE RAISEDJOO BETTA DAN DIS, ORANJELLO
For the last fucking time anon I don't care about their fucking identities he still has a penis