How does it feel knowing that everything you do is recorded by the universe, since the sunlight that bounces off your body goes out into the universe for eternity? Like how we can see stars how they looked millions of years ago.
I warned you about that dank stuff dude
>>28974900
JUST cut me a piece of that pie you cunt.
>>28974900
That's exactly like saying that when you drown your hard drive, the river is 'recording' its contents.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DO FUCKING NORMIES LIKE WATCHING SPORTS. YOU ARE WATCHING RICH PEOPLE THROW BALLS AROUND YOU RETARDS. WATCHING SPORTS DOESN'T BENEFIT YOU AT ALL THE PLAYERS HATE YOUR GUTS.
>>28974833
You probably watch lets plays
>>28974833
They're the best of the best, that's why they get paid. It's entertainment retard
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DO FUCKING RETARDS LIKE BROWSING R9K. YOU ARE WATCHIING AUTISTS THROW INSULTS AROUND YOU RETARDS. BROWSING R9K DOESN'T BENEFIT YOU AT ALL EVERYONE HERE HATES EVERYONE.
>white person wants to look tough or cool
>starts using nigger slang
NO HOL UP LIL WHITE DEVIL
>>28974818
White people are scarier when they're quiet and look like they're going to shoot up a school.
Never seen a pack of wild niggers run so fast.
>>28974818
>black nigger wants to look sophisticated and educated to anger whiteboi
>starts talking with a deep voice and fake uppity manner has if he knows about anything he is
saying
What are you on right now, /r9k/?
I just crushed a 5 mg oxycodone+naloxone tab and took it with some water.
Am i gonna feel some effects? How soon?
any tips for shrooms
i already know about set and setting
but i would like to know what an inexperienced sitter should know/do
>>28974804
>5mg
Barely
>>28974838
Just bee urself
20mg Oxy and a massive fucking hangover from drinking a bottle of whiskey before bed. In court for a DUI. Satan help me.
>Be me
>Be 16
>Be last day of school
>Everyone signing each others t-shirts
>Idea.jpeg
>I am the rock
>Start raising one of my eyebrows at people, referring to myself to the rock in third person etc.
>Go up to 2/10 girl who is very egotistical
>'I think that-'
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>>28974735
>be
>be
>be
Fuck off 16 year old and get underage b&
>>28974751
Sorry
>be 8 years ago
>be bee
>been places
Top kek
Origional keks
Why do you want sex robots?
It looks pretty fun
Because I'm biologically programmed to.
>>28974719
Feels good.
desu I crave intimacy more now. Last 2 times I've got prostitutes I've ended up paying for an extra hour just for someone to lie with cuddling and talking.
I'm so lonely.
Alright mate, show us a picture of your room..
I'm curious I guess
I used to be in the living room but I had to move it all into the small bedroom
hard to get my room in one pic
>>28961117
Damn, how many bananas do u eat every day?
do you treat your parents like shit? be honest
>>28998549
Generally no, but sometimes when I'm freaking out I get snippy with my mom. This happens 2-3 times a year.
>>28998549
Only when mommy starts becoming a bitch. I have to be louder than her or she gets an attitude.
>>28998549
no I don't I love my mom
does your world view collapse when you realize not all virgin shut ins are the same?
I'm looking for new people to talk to! I don't care if you're a dude or a chick just wanna talk about video games and anime/play video games with other people.
My kik is tylerv233 we can see where it goes from there and if yyou're cool we can play games together.
Why should I add you talk ?
>>28998044
Because you'll never know unless you try my man
Come be my new friends!
>but it was just a lie
just a lie
just a lie
just a lie
It's always a lie. Get with the program and be a skeptic.
>>28998048
what a depressing world
>>28998071
what depressing dubs
Who else here /No actual control over their own lives/?
>I'm sick of the chaos
>I'm sick of failing classes for a degree I don't want
>I'm sick of lying to my parents about my grades
>I'm sick of my shitty job at pizza hut
>I'm sick of everyone telling me that moving out is pointless when I need real world experience
>I'm sick of how I can't do...
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>>28997900
Seems like you have entire control of your life. The only person stopping you from making a change is yourself and your self-imposed restrictions+limitations. Most of the time when you think you're at a dead-end, you aren't.
>>28997900
your situation is how I came to figure out the end goal of capitalism; earn enough money so you can drop everything and fuck off forever
>anon why do you still live with your parents??? I had a house at 19!
>guy is like 30
>completely forgetting the housing bubble last decade and how probably everyone he fucking knew lost their jobs
so goddamn stupid
>>28997900
Same over here. I screw up everything. I'm 29 not a teenager...
smash that like if you're feelin shitty
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5Mu2gs-M8
earl is real good for these feels
I am beginning to accept my kissless virgin fate, focussing on things that bring me joy.
But last night I had one of those dreams where a girl falls in love with you and you wake up depressed as fuck, ruining your mood for the entire week.
I hate that, those dreams always happen when things are going well.
>Nothing interests you
>Bored constantly
>Don't desire or value anything in your life
>No motivation to do anything ever
>It's been like this for so long
Who else knows this despair?
>>28997844
I had a dream like that a couple of days ago, she was really cute about it too. I feel you bud.
What does /r9k/ think about evalion?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/evalion-new-studio-set-up#/ <money for 'new audio gear'
https://twitter.com/evalion88 <her twitter
http://cheekyvideos.net <archive of her videos
At first I was like everyone else and just thought she was just some annoying racist on the internet but then I watched her videos and after getting through them all they actually make sense. So in short evalion made me racist.
She's ok and kind of cute but pic related is much better in regards to both looks and personality.. I like how she spreads Nazism though since I have the same views as her.
She's a woman attempting to sexually frustrate the virgin denizens of /pol/. A truly noble endeavor.
what does it feel like to be skinny?
>>28997575
>what does it feel like to be skinny?
Like you don't have disgusting buckets lard trapped to every part of your body
>>28997575
way more room in your bed to get comfy to sleep
alot more room on the toilet which oddly enough is more comfy too
clothes feel sexy on your skin
>>28997575
for a girl I'd imagine it feels pretty great, for a guy, you feel weak. I hate it and am working hard not to be a fucking skinny weakling
What's the longest you went without eating?
4 days here.
About 4 hours I guess
>>28997477
12 whole years
30 days when my mommy put a lock on the fridge. They wanted me to eat at the table with family. I passed out on the floor trying to open the door before they would let me eat again