Is there actually a way to get help? Like seriously, my life would be ten times better if i didnt have to work and could live alone. But obviously that wont happen, but its like im fucking cutting and having suicidal fantasies daily and im acting more rash but if i actually go and tell someone im on the fucking edge and that im having flashbacks to shit and things and im completely shutting down, all thatll do will get me to lose my job, get thrown out of college, and ill have to move back in with a family memeber that i hate and start this whole stressful process again. I dont...
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>>30026592
Stop being a little bitch and get your shit together you dumb faggot.
>>30026616
I mean i have a job and im in school idk what shit i havent gotten together but im tired if it all, i cant function when im always thinking of reasons to kill or not kill myself
>>30026758
Abuse drugs and get through college.
Get a prescription or just drink lots of coffee or something.
There is no other option for you and nothing outside the college path.
So just finish college. It is your hole and what you need to do.
What's your favorite word/phrase that you picked up from 4chan?
Mine has got to be 'a gorillion dollars'. It's descriptive and entertaining.
Just
Fuck
My
Shit
Up
(secret herbs and spices)
>>30026555
"gas the kikes, race war now"
Conemplating a vanity plate that reads GTK-RWN
>>30026555
>niggers
I never used that word until I started visiting 4chan.
Now I use it all the time. I've grown to hate black people and Muslims, too, after learning all the data about their criminal tendencies.
Ah, 4chan, how you have opened my liberal eyes to reality.
>"Hey, nice autism shoes faggot!"
>>30026540
nice hoodie in the car moron
>>30026540
>mfw I have hung out with the meme driver irl
>>30026540
>Thanks guys! These aren't technically shoes though, but they are footwear!
Times you accidentally sucked a dick
>>30026454
>Times you accidentally sucked a dick
one time I was sitting in the bus, and a guy was walking next to me when the bus lurched forward! The guy's dick flew into my mouth, haha!
That was the silliest time I accidentally sucked a dick
>>30026454
Only cock I've put in my mouth is my own.
>>30026454
>minding my own business
>born female
>grow to adult maturity witout ever being forced to take personal responsibility for any of my own actions
>cocks seem to just go in and out of my mouth, ass, and pussy all the time, some of the time it feels good and that's love, other times it doesn't feel as good and that's rape
>people cheer for me when I...
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>she wanted to Skype tonight
>mfw I think she fell asleep
Fucking women
she probably had a long day anon. just reschedule. if she blows you off again then obviously you have a problem. if not, then there's nothing to worry about.
>>30026425
>you waited up for her all night
>Chad's semen is obscuring her sight
>she wanted to Skype tonight
>she acted like a complete bitch and I told her never to speak to me again
Fucking women aren't worth your time anyway, m8
>just lower your standards bro
in other words, suck it up and date someone you're not remotely attracted to in any way
Also, who are they to tell someone to give up their dreams?
i tried to lower my standards, but it doesn't work.
"lower your standards" is a meme.
i lowered my standards and i kept getting brain deads and obese people.
i can't lower my standards to someone with the personality of a brick because being around them actively enrages me, their questions, opinions and choices enrage me.
Don't lower your standards. And fuck the people telling you to do so. They are indirectly insulting you.
>going to bed is the best time of the day
>waking up is the worst time of the day
>>30026359
for me it's the opposite, i hate sleeping it's so boring fuck that
>>30026359
>wake up
>things feel ok
>a couple hours later I feel like shit
just once I wish I could enjoy the whole day like I used to
Save me from this nightmare I keep waking up into.
>be robo-man
>no kiss virgin for two decades
>decide to take philosophy class in college
>philosophy of love and sex
>oops
Yeah Im in the middle of this course now and it feels so foreign. Apparently people just go out and have sexual experiences routinely? Apparently they were doing this throughout high school? I missed that? What? So god damn confusing r9k.
>>30026317
>Apparently people just go out and have sexual experiences routinely
proof?
>>30026317
>philosophy of love and sex
how much did you pay dr bergstein for that one
What do they even talk about past one lecture?
I truly wonder, how does r9k deal with Pokemon GO. I mean you must be torn between actually wanting to play the game and not wanting to be (seen) outside.
How do you cope, robots?
I live in a fairly isolated area witha forest nearby so its all good.
anyway, which team is best faggots?
>>30026302
I don't play pokemon
>>30026302
I go out at 2am which isn't all that strange where I am considering it gets so hot outside during the day it would probably be hazardous to my health to walk around for extended periods of time.
Who here /hedorobot/?
>play vidya
>listen to music
>read books
>exercise and eat well
>throw in drugs (weed, psychs, RCs, opiates, dissos, and stims) to enhance said hobbies when I feel like it (around 1-2x per week)
What more do you need? This is very achievable on a low salary, btw.
This is literally the default lifestyle for khv undesirables with no talents.
hello?
any hedorobots reporting?
I don't know what that is but i smoke weed daily. Now life is boring without it and senses are dull. :^(
>>30026289
bro what kinda job u got?
I can feel a thing on this board, we are turning into fags because of our lack of vaginas, these days I was talking with a trap in le skype about kink stuff and I've realized how much of a fag I become, there's no such thing as femenine penis, you people must be careful.
Do not let such thing happen robots, fight life and improve because if you become a faggot there's no way to go back, you will never forget the day you sucked a dick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
After masturbating I've realized how bad is my life...
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Got more of those sweet DS3 gifs?
no one here needs a gf
>>30026361
keep telling this to yourself
Why the fuck does my bellybutton smell like garlic, r9k? I've taken a bath so what the fuck?
BOOOOY HE BOUTT TA DO IT fuck you robot
>taken a bath
What kind of adult takes a bath these days?
>>30026258
You have belly button cancer
Im afraid its not cireable and you will be dead by tomorrow
GODSPEED OP
Hey guys friend asked me to pass along this brazzers account
username: chad
Password: chad
(He did that on purpose sorry robots)
>>30026120
If you give me one for bailyjay or evil angel ill fuck your mom and record it so you can fap tp it
>mfw it actually logged me in
top kek OP
>>30026120
thx op.- but i will pass. im into jav
Ultimate robot T.V. Show?
I'll start
> Dexter
( can't post without image)
>>30026007
Ill have to go with friends
King of the Nerds obviously :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUH83Xnz5mI
>>30026007
Mr. Robot, obviously.
How do I move to a big city? I don't care if I work 40 hours a week to just pay 80 percent of my salary for rent and I don't even want to live alone. I need to do something with my life and I fucking hate my life here.
>>30025982
- I grew up in a small town of 1500 people
- now I live in a 12m city
absolute
hell
on
earth
noone knows me
when I find a shitty job, my boss and colleagues are *always* arabs. Only they get promotions.
At least I don't have that "if only I lived in a small town where everybody loves each other I'd be alright" fantasy
can't give you tips on how to find a flat or roommates as it depends on the country. I've had to show my parent's income tax receipt.
>>30025982
why the fuck would you want to live in a big city?
get out normie
Living in big cities is only worth it if you're in an industry that only exists in big cities, like finance or something. Otherwise you're going to be making the same you would in a small town but spending more on rent and everything else.