>June 6, 2016
>"Kids" born in 1999 are 17 now
>Statistically speaking, most of them will have sex for the first time this year, and you're still a virgin
>2002 is as far away as 2030
>>29097444
trips of underage
>>29097139
>turn 26 tomorrow
>forever stuck on a site full of literal children
>>29097444
Enjoy your ban, newfag
>Kids born in 2003 are having sex on a regular basis now
>be me
>gay
>can't get a cute boyfriend
>tried with girls and nothing happens
>get bullied at school
>youtube channel isn't even doing very well
how do i get girls or boys to like me /r9k/
pic related its me
Stop being a beta faggot. (Yes, quite literally)
>>29097142
fuck you! you're the beta faggot! c uck!
>>29097131
>Gay
Kill yourself
I swear to god robots are the worst roommates in the world. Lets call him rob short for robot. Rob refuses to clean up his room, as in we all smell the mountain of garbage and rotten food he has. As a result the basement now has ants. We're on a paper plate system now and its not willingly, rob has pretty much every dish, cup, and fork in the house somewhere in his room because he refuses to take them to the kitchen and wash them after he's done eating. Rob will eat everything in the fridge that can be microwaved, without even asking. Rob thought it was funny to punch...
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>>29097090
I would gladly be your roommate instead, senpai.
Things would be kept so frenziedly clean because I would be so afraid to lose another person I could potentially talk to.
My social life is that fucking destitute.
>>29097090
Why don't you just move?
>>29098412
because my name is the one on the lease.
In a bizarre twist of medical science (a wizard did it), post op trannies are now able to become pregnant through sex and give birth like any other female.
How does this change society?
>>29097035
>male genes combined with male genes
Probably be a lot more children born with fucked up birth defects/illnesses
They are an extremely tiny percentage of population, so nothing
>>29097035
>How does this change society?
It doesn't
why is this board so obsessed with race baiting and cuckolding?
>>29097016
Fags from /pol/ come here as well. Its enevitable that they would bring up cuckolding.
>>29097016
Because the world is, Anon.
We aren't. It just a couple of people outside of 4chan trying to troll us.
>go through life thinking I'm 5'9
>get a physical and I'm 5'10
Not even mad.
>>29097005
i self measured myself and i was just short of 6'3
i'm worried if i got a proper measurement i might actually be shorter
>>29097175
if you're 6'0~ you dont need to worry
>>29097207
except 6'0 is the fucking normal these days, i'm seeing highschool kids who are taller than me
you're probably just an american
Why don't normies like me?
Everytime i talk to one they always consider me crazy and start treating me with disgust. I not, they just make wierd faces and ignore me.
Today a girl called me a psycho cause I said that it's a good idea for prostitution to be legal and i gave out good arguments for this.
Another time I said that there is no free will and we have no control over who we are and i got disgusted looks.
What the hell is the secret to talk to these people?
>>29097000
Try not to upset them with any ideas that they could interpret as different or radical. Normies are infamously close-minded here. They'll even get offended if you say you don't like some hip new movie or musical artists, so don't even do that.
To talk to them, you just have to do some research on normie tastes and positions on issues, and adopt those. Although I wouldn't suggest doing this because it's a huge hassle trying to fake it 100% of the time.
Also normies are very boring and they only know facebook tier-jokes.
I once should some people a greentext, not only did they took it seriously, but they started looking at me like i killed someone
>>29097000
the secret is pretty simple, society right now likes people who are progressive at some point (not feminist tier point); to meet some people you want to leave politics and or your social views aside, watch the news is a good source of information to talk to people.
if some political, social views is the conversation what i did is try to imagine yourself talking to a feminist(i use this example since in the worst case scenario right now the person you are talking to is), since we dont know what this person...
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What are some good careers or jobs for someone who is a compulsive talker? Essentially someone who talks more than the average person? A Compulsive Talker is this
>Goes beyond the bounds of what is considered to be a socially acceptable amount of talking. The two main factors in determining if someone is a compulsive talker are talking in a continuous manner, only stopping when the other person starts talking, and others perceiving their talking as a problem. Personality traits that have been positively linked to this compulsion include assertiveness, willingness to communicate, self-perceived communication competence, and neuroticism. Studies have shown that most people who are talkaholics are aware of the amount of talking they do, are unable to stop, or do not see it as a problem
It's like this was written specifically for me, If I could recount how many strangers have said I talk way too much. I know a do but as the information states I don't see it as a problem, I honestly consider it somewhat of a skill that I'm better at than other people since a lot of people hate talking. I'm just wanting to do something where I can utilize my obsessive talking. I got a B.A in Communication and minored in Psychology, I don't know if that helps or not but I have absolutely no idea what field or what I can do that just let's me talk. I just love talking and I've always been good at it, I know like game analysts and what not get to talk but I don't know if being good at talking is the only requirement for that job.
I also don't know what job is going to hire you solely because you tell them "Oh, well I'm good at talking" I do have a communication degree but I don't know if that will convince an employer to hire me. So, anyway does anyone know any decent/well paying jobs that let you talk a lot/You have to be good at talking? I just really need some ideas/help because I'm out of college and I need to start looking for internships/jobs.
>Inb4 Lawyer
>Inb4 Politician
>>29096977
>compulsive talker
>not a turbonormie
pick 1.
>>29096977
Director
im not kidding
company bosses LOVE talking
it keeps clients and employees in a constant state of listening, which kind of makes 'em beta
you need some sort of manager, CEO or director job
>>29096977
Be a salesman.
Half of it is talking so much that you forcefully keep the customer around and get them to buy something so you fuck off
Is she just waiting for him to die to collect YouTube shekels?
>>29096971
Eh, she probably couldn't find anyone better looking or more successful so she settled with him. Might just be a fembot that didn't wana be alone
>>29096971
Isn't that obvious? The dude is morbidly obese. He's practically immobile.
She's with him for dollars and because he probably doles them out on the reg because he's desperately afraid she'll leave
>>29097019
You're talking out of your ass. The guy had over 5 different girlfriends in his lifetime.
Guy is genuinely likable.
Alright, robots. let's judge each other.
try hard homo
saged
>>29096960
>Fedora tier comb
>Fedora tier belt and watch
>Fake timbs
yeah your a robog alright.
>>29096960
how about post the blank version faggot
who else here /hedoNEETstic/?
>browse 4chan all day all night
>play vidya all day all night
>smoke weed all day all night
>play with my dick all day all night
if my dick is like a button I can press to make myself feel good, why do anything else? pic related
porn is pretty much free
>>29096957
kys trap loving fag
>>29096957
same desu senpai except I have a job and a place
Has black women's time finally come?
I mean can't deny their beauty.
I don't understand how black people can look at stuff like this and think "I genuinely earned this, and it was not political at all." I don't care about the miss universe pageant or whatever it just blows my mind that they have such little awareness.
>but we woke senpai amirite
>>29096841
she's pretty great honestly
>>29096841
The problem is that the average nigger looks like a monkey. Even if their top models are very beautiful they still are on average uglier than other races
/r9k/ post ugly QT girls and rate
>>29096797
Why are 99.9% of chinks deformed?
>>29096865
better than the shitty obese women here in America
>>29096918
End yourself my man
>I am the Light of the world. Whoever follows me will not walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.
John 8:12
What are you waiting for /r9k/?
Matthew 11:28
"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.
He isn't the messiah.
Zechariah 9:10-13
"It's hip to be square"
Huey Lewis and the News 4:00
>tfw you realise all you need is love
>>29096745
This is now a happy posting thread.
thanks John too bad I'm an ugly retarded manlet who'll never get it
I don't deserve love. You don't either considering you're on 4chan.