Is she just waiting for him to die to collect YouTube shekels?
>>29096971
Eh, she probably couldn't find anyone better looking or more successful so she settled with him. Might just be a fembot that didn't wana be alone
>>29096971
Isn't that obvious? The dude is morbidly obese. He's practically immobile.
She's with him for dollars and because he probably doles them out on the reg because he's desperately afraid she'll leave
>>29097019
You're talking out of your ass. The guy had over 5 different girlfriends in his lifetime.
Guy is genuinely likable.
>>29097074
fat fuck wants to believe it's possible. when you're that fat you're repulsive to everyone, even other fat people
Nah, she is with him so she can keep kicking his ass in MtG
>>29097109
no way, i bet she loves sucking on his filthy, gooey penis.
>>29097074
There are plenty of genuinely likable guys that aren't living health problems. Why would she choose him over someone who's healthy and physically fit?
>>29097074
likable = friendship
i don't want to say that fat people can't have gf's but this one could not possibly live a compatible lifestyle and by some fucked up luck also be attracted to someone THAT fat.
these sorts of relationships are always about the girl feeling constantly bad for the guy and basically treating him like a pet or a dying father. he doesn't even need to fucking die for her to have the money or the freedom to do whatever she wants.
Guy is a cool guy, genuinely likable and very popular (massively so). In fact, he's QUANTIFIABLY popular, which is gold for a woman since they believe that the more popular her BF is, the more value they have on their own because it reflects her own value.
>>29097074
>genuinely likable
He's a 400 lb+ manchild, there's nothing likable about him.
He only pretends so he can keep getting his youtube money, and because no one would want to befriend someone so fat otherwise
>>29096971
That and the fact he lets her sleep with other men since he can't satisfy her sexually due to his health issues.
I still don't know how boogie ended up falling for the open relationship meme. Must be desperation to not die alone.
>>29097164
do you believe that? she probably picked the first guy she ever found really funny and that was him. it's pretty rare that dudes are genuinely friendly to girls, let alone entertaining.
but the greasy thighs almost always outweigh good behavior.
The nose knows!
original
chances he doesn't smell like doo doo 100% of the time: 0%.
>>29097234
You don't think that it's much more likely that she's preying on someome who doesn't really have options if he decides to break up with her?
>>29096971
Why do robots claim all they want is love when they don't even understand it?
>>29097484
I don't know. Why do penisbutt in your butthole fegit?
>Be fat
>Get cucked
i don't blame her. he's probably so grateful to have her around that she can do whatever she wants. if she has to poop but doesn't want to get out of bed, she could poop all over the new sheets that she insisted he buy and then laugh about it and roll in the poop for hours, and then make him bathe her. she can swat at his belly and say "fat retard fat retard" over and over. she can do no wrong. what fun.
He's a literal cuck
DOO DOO IN YOUR BUTT
DOO DOO IN YOUR BUTT
HI HO THE DERRY-O
THERE'S DOO DOO IN YOUR BUTT.
Yes she is, she will get the house along with all his money, but ultimately she will get his channel.
While this doesnt seem like much it will make a passive income until youtube goes under or its adsense is taken away. While no more new content people will watch old content and the channel will still make money. This could lead easily up to 500-1000 a month for the rest of her life.
This also doesnt include her uploading older unused footage which since boogie will be dead people will watch.
>>29097484
The fact that they don't understand it is the reason why they want it
>>29097205
>400 lb+
Try 500+
He has a lot of problems as well.
He has diabetes, lymphedema in his legs, high blood pressure, lost most of the sight in his left eye due to diabetes. He wont be around in 5 years.
He is also like 12 years older than her, so while he is 42 and dying she is only 30, he is almost dead while she still has decades.
Let's see. She gets a nice house, a lifestyle of a rich person, all her monetary needs taken for the rest of her life, now and when he's dead, and she gets to fuck anyone she wants to with his blessing.
What exactly is the downside? She doesn't even have to service his cock, it doesn't work anyway.
>>29097722
i heard he tried to eat her out once. when they finally pried his jaws off he had eaten through most of her intestines and reproductive organs. i think they made a vlog about it.
>>29097806
The only bad thing is having to wipe for him. When you get that big you cant wipe anymore. I am only 300 pounds right now and its starting to get hard to wipe and I use a lot of toilet paper because my ass is too big, I cant imagine how it would be for a 500 pound man like boogie.
Must be horrible to clean the bathtub after he has been in there.
>>29096994
>fembot
End this nonsense.
Only death can save boogie. He seems like a legit good man but he's a fool and lost control of his life for decades.
I wouldn't be able to live knowing my "wife" doesn't love me and seeks fulfillment with other males.
He's basically her dad right now, doesn't fuck, pay for everything, will let her inherit his belongs and send her off to date her boyfriends every night while he stays home watching tv.
>>29097836
Just use the shower head retard.
>>29097871
>He's basically her dad right now, doesn't fuck, pay for everything, will let her inherit his belongs and send her off to date her boyfriends every night while he stays home watching tv.
And now you know what women want.
>>29097876
Boogie cant stand in the shower, he cant even stand up for 5 minutes without having to sit down for 30. He said that shit in a stream a couple months back, was his excuse for not exercising. Unless he is taking 5 minute showers.
>>29097836
she's not wiping his fucking butthole. she probably gets her boyfriends to come in the bathroom and they spray him with super soakers while laughing at him and whatever gets squirted near his anus is how he wipes.
everybody that knows boogie irl hates him, his queen threatened to leave because she carries the burdens of the house herself so now he jiggles harder on camera for sympathy and extra cash.
dude has 5 years until his heart gives out.
>>29097836
500 pounder here.
reaching isnt an issue but occasionally the scoliosis hurts so I can't move period.
>>29098063
You probably smell like shit because you cant wipe it all away. No one tells you because they want to be nice.
>>29098063
that sucks bro. how long did it take you to eat the 2000 quarter pounders?
>>29098127
haven't ate fastfood in 6 years.
>>29098116
no my bunghole is quite clean.
you guys really ought to stop having such low standards
bitch is mediocre looking at best
with his money you would expect someone hotter
>>29097109
It's possible. You haven't seen enough of thr world to know.
>>29098164
were you born with scoliosis or is it something you developed from being 500 pounds?
either way, you have my sympathies friend. must be really hard living with that.
>>29098182
>you guys really ought to stop having such low standards
>Implying any robot would ever become a literal cuckold and provider for some roastie instead of burning all that cash into their hobbies, drugs and prostitutes (with feminine penises).
It's like you don't know the basic 3 kinds of robots.
>>29098164
>haven't ate fastfood in 6 years.
well shit. sorry man. congrats on the clean anus tho.
>>29096971
hahahahhaaha
>>29097074
>Guy is genuinely likable
>likable
nigga, just because she finds this fatass mildly amusing, doesn't mean she isn't sucking and fucking multiple chads three blocks away. Bitch is just in it for the cash.
>>29098213
Well the way the OP is worded kinda implies this girl is a victoria's secret model or something. If I had his money and looked exactly the same as him I would have had something better than a plain 5/10 white girl.
i don't know what you people have against this guy. There are plenty of worse youtubers out there
>>29097223
Is this true or just an assumption?
>>29096971
No wonder he's only getting fatter even with a personal trainer. Not to say boogie isn't a lazy fat fuck, but she's likely feeding him to keep his food addiction going.
>>29098208
it gradually deteriorated since highschool
sleeping on my stomach and swimming helps straighten it out.
>>29097223
>That and the fact he lets her sleep with other men since he can't satisfy her sexually due to his health issues.
jesus christ, is this true? say it isn't so
>>29098307
>sleeping on my stomach and swimming
i hope you do those two things separately! haha! :^)
>>29098330
He's going to die far earlier than normal anyway so what difference does it make
How do you make it to 500 pounds without thinking once that you should maybe eat less
The amount of calories you can have daily and not lose weight is plenty
>>29098383
>The amount of calories you can have daily and not lose weight is plenty
uh, not if you still feel like eating you fucking idiot
>>29096971
her wife got BLACKED
>>29098456
his* mb families
>>29098422
uuuuuuuu my fee fees
I went from 310 to 167 with lategame hashimotos thyroiditis, autoimmune destruction of my thyroid until my metabolism is crippled and improperly medicated for it, this includes all the health issues that followed with it such as rapid narrowing of my arteries, a heart rythm defect, psoriatic arthritis etc.
Every time I heard the demons yell eat, I didn't, and I'd tell it no every fucking half minute if I had to and years passed and suddenly I wasn't a fat fuck.
Your excuses just make you worse and people will withdraw help the more you excuse your failure, trust me.
>>29097912
How can he live like that??? Why doesn't he go on a diet??
>>29098456
LOL this guy xDD
>>29098330
yes I do front stroke in my sleep.
>>29098383
I had thyroid cancer in my late teens, during football I gained 80 pounds despite dieting so something was up then. After removing my thyroid i haven't gained weight in 3 years, im almost under 500. Walking each day helps recover from tearing my achilles too.
>>29096971
I just had a disturbing dream that Boogie was in. He was still fat as fuck, buzzing around in his scooter, but he had a massive penis and was actually able to fuck his wife rather than let light eyed Tyrone do it for him. What the fuck was that all about. I had to sleep during the day and it was hot as fuck so I think the heat fucked with me.
>>29098481
This
Lost 100 pounds in 8 months just by cutting the unnecessary calories and then another 65 by exercise in 5 more months. And it frankly wasn't even that hard. Nothing's holding you back except inertia. Pun intended.
>>29098481
>years passed
>suddenly
ADOIIIII DUHHHH DURRRRRRRR I WE TALL DID
food's delicious you fairy
>>29098525
>thyroid cancer
Damn nigga. That's brutal.
Keep it up though. I believe in you brah.
>>29098552
hurrrr my food fee fees blub blub blub need pleasure now blub blub
>>29098548
Basically that, didn't even have to excercize just did a moderate cut but the battle was an operation in self torture and decided to take it up later when I was good for it.
And by self torture I mean teaching yourself to temper your own need/wants and learning to seperate which is which, which helped me out in other parts of life too.
>>29098548
>100 pounds in 8 months
>its a /fit/ invades and lies thread
>>29098586
Google it, fatty. Very possible.
>>29098525
Must have been a shitty diet, energy doesn't come out of nowhere
>>29098582
at least my penis smells good because i give it nutrients. your anorexopeen probably smells like a dead butthole.
>>29098630
>immediately starts talking about the most sausage-like object on my body.
Fatty through and through.
Just lose weight, you useless piece of shit.
any fat anons in this thread try myfitnesspal and just record everything you eat. Once you realise how many calories are in things it gets a lot easier to lose it, and it's not impossible for anyone to lose weight
or you could ignore it and keep eating and hating yourself like I did for a few years, the choice is yours
>>29098586
You could do it. A healthy amount to lose is 5lbs a week that's only 5 lbs a week
>>29098622
>puts on muscle
>quits exercise
>fat rebuilds rapidly with unstable hormones and whatever diet he consumed 10fold
do you even medical
>>29098630
Hahahahahahaha wtf? Sweaty fat guy dick smells the worst every girl and faggot knows that
>>29098648
hahaha ok got me there. that was good, accusing me of bringing up your penis but only because it's like a sausage. i say unironically, that was clever. i'm not even fat.
This dude is my nigga
>>29098686
so which one are you? girl or faggot? trans counts as faggot, not girl.
>>29098680
ok maybe but not to the tune of 500 lbs
>>29098709
how about to the tune of my dick 9 inches into your digestive tract
>>29098622
low carb diet. i didn't count calories but i wasn't gorging on food.
>>29098586
that is possible anon.
>>29098668
Only if you're super fucking fat, and it's only healthy because super fucking fat people are really close to death. For a regular fatty, 2 lbs a week should be the max, or else you're just losing tons of muscle as well.
Are people seriously implying its impossible to lose weight
You lose about 2400 calories with a sedentary lifestyle (assuming thats everyone on r9k)
count calories (ridiculously easy) and avoid lying to yourself
I went 78kg > 65kg (manlet), still ate fast food, pizza, whatever, just controlled how much of it
yfw she went on a "family" trip
>>29098810
a "making a family" trip :^)
>>29098803
you give really bonery blowjobs. sorry to tell you here but it's been bothering me a lot.
>>29098650
I used it for years, too bad I still need surgeries and steroids.
>>29098481
the problem for fat people is once they are starting to eat healthy they go through the same thing that heroin addicts go through physically and mentally
and that's without the constant puking and pain
should you blame them? yes. but someone should educate the kids about this shit instead of "tee hee just run and do stuff xD"
>>29097223
Is this true?
fucking mute plox
>>29099175
you're clearly set on thinking that you can't lose the weight, there's no point arguing with you, even though its a fucking law of thermodynamics
>>29099193
maybe if they cut a huge amount but if you change it gradually it won't be a problem. speaking from experience (lost 30lbs)
>>29097644
>she could poop all over the new sheets that she insisted he buy and then laugh about it and roll in the poop for hours, and then make him bathe her.
Hey guys, I have a new fetish.
>>29097849
this. when will it stop? maby when the whole "mental disorders and shy quirky people are so cute!" fad ceases and people are finally seen for the weaklings they are.
>>29097912
was he always this fat? where dafuq did he go wrong??
>>29097074
And yet this pity partying fuck still couldn't put the goddamn fork down.
>all this denial
he's a great guy and he met her 2 years before he got famous
get rekt /r9k/
>>29100087
how the hell did he meet her if he can barely leave his fucking house
>americans will defend voluntary house arrest
The sex, oh boy the sex...
>>29100543
They literally can't fuck.
He's too fat. It's canon .
>>29100568
I want proof that this came out of his mayo encrusted mouth. I want to hear him gargle as he says we cant have sex because of my weight.
Then and only then will my erection subside
>>29097670
the negro is a literal fag
>>29098193
Possible, yes
Probable? Come on
>>29096971
You better believe it. This fat piece of shit deserves to die.
>>29096994
No niggers in alabama or where ever shit hole they live.. she had to resort to virgin micro cock.
>>29097019
This
>>29097074
>genuinely likeable
He's a pandering cuck. he's even made videos of a jew character cucking his wife.
>>29097124
this
>>29097151
nah
>>29097164
because he is desperate
>>29097192
>QUANTIFIABLY popular
More like QUANTIFIABLY PANDERIST
"THIS IS JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION!" is what he always says. He also does trigger warnings. He's such a faggot.
>>29097205
this
>>29097223
this
>>29100835
he is far beyond obese. his life expectancy is going to be tiny as a result
as a type 1 diabetic (inb4 fat, 65kg manlet, I was born with that shit) who has a lifespan of about 20 years less its a joke that someone would willingly waste years of their life on more food
>>29096971
There is no better feeling, than knowing I'll get to see this fat waste of space die and his wife move on with his money within a week to a chad
>>29096994
She'd have to fuck him though, boogie probably can't get it up
>>29097223
>Must be desperation to not die alone
hard to die alone when it's gonna be in the next year or so anyway
