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2016-06-06 14:58:13 Post No. 29097090
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2016-06-06 14:58:13
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I swear to god robots are the worst roommates in the world. Lets call him rob short for robot. Rob refuses to clean up his room, as in we all smell the mountain of garbage and rotten food he has. As a result the basement now has ants. We're on a paper plate system now and its not willingly, rob has pretty much every dish, cup, and fork in the house somewhere in his room because he refuses to take them to the kitchen and wash them after he's done eating. Rob will eat everything in the fridge that can be microwaved, without even asking. Rob thought it was funny to punch holes in every window screen he could. Rob also thinks its funny to punch holes in the walls. Rob doesn't understand how to turn off water facets, as in he'll take a shower then let it run for an hour after he's left the bathroom. Rob thought it was funny to let all the air out of everyones car tires one night. Rob wants to know everyones computer passwords but outright refuses to let anyone get within 10 ft of his computer. Rob is the kind of guy to go to the grocery store, spend 100 bucks and only come back with mountain dew.
I can't be the only one on this board who has a retard as a roommate.