>Daddy, why does my kindergarten teacher Miss Schlomostein say that I have to give up my pre-pubescent aryan maidenhood as reparations to Tyrone
>I told her that I was waiting for a traditional European marriage to a traditional European man but she started calling me a bigoted Nazi and said that if I didn't let every little boy of color run a train on my tiny ass then I might just as well be a cross burning kkk plantation harlot
>>29190711
With a sage and a *tip*. ;)
How many fathers have had a conversation like this with their two year old daughter?
FUCK OFF
This was only mildly amusing the first time.
>That kid who tried to shoot up the school with a BB gun he bought for like 20 bucks and got arrested
>That kid who got suspended for putting up posters of conspiracy theories about the school being controlled by radical feminists
>That kid who couldn't stop talking about how shitty this country is and how he's about to move to Canada when he graduates
>That gay kid who wouldn't stop mentioning that he's gay every single secondComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29190674
That kid who ran with his arms behind his back
>>29190674
>that kid who lived on granola and protein shakes
>that black kid who was a freshman at 17
>that kid who told terrible jokes and was a complete asshole but got away with it because he was """"autistic""""
>that girl who laughed at fucking everything
>that kid who smoked so much weed he's literally wheelchair bound (long story)
>that girl who got fucked by over 50% of her year group at high school, and two of the teachers
>That boy who walked around with his laptop strapped to him and who kept fucking up the schools IT systems and no-one could prove it was him
>that kid who got cancer and lost all his hair and everyone signed his baldy head
>that kid who pretended...
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Who here /not very sexual/
>Go to home
>Family constantly talks about sex
>go to school
>Everyone talks about sex
>Go to work
>Everyone talks about about sex
>go to /r9k/
>Everyone talks about sex
>go to /a/
>Everyone talks about waifus and sexComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Welcome to the special asexual club
Enjoy the ride
>tfw used to fap once a month or less
>tfw didn't care about sex but still felt lonely
>tfw fap every other day now
>tfw can't stop thinking about sex
Its all because I actually had sex. Wish I never opened Pandora's box
>>29190717
I'm not asexual though, I'm vaguely attracted to opposite sex and some fetishes. I'm just unsexual.
>tfw
It doesn't let me post becuase my comment isn't original?
Oh there we go :)
Hello is anyone there? Hi?....?
>>29190616
It says you're not a robot, you need to get off this board fag
why shouldn't guys be allowed to do this to girls that turn them down?
It's never going to change. He should have just walked away.
This is why hitting people who are bigger than you is a bad idea
>>29190629
Like a fucking cuck. What kind of guy would do that? A retard who has no self-respect.
>Elliot Rodger actually expected a hot blonde woman to approach him and ask him out
this is the real reason he died a virgin
Wow, danger. Idiots here will call you a normie for attacking this failed normie.
>>29190580
Yup. He had multiple chances, but blew them because of his anxiety which was the real source of his problems. He was pretty much a manchild that wanted a good life given to him for free.
>>29190759
Ironically, he had that. Where's my BMW, mom?
On /r9k/, robots worship cute, child-looking girls?
Just think about it, all /r9k/-famous girls are either teenagers or child-looking girls. Erica, Eliza, Katya, Anzu, Rose, Ashley, Lauren, Crispy, etc.
What is the cause of this?
Do robots feel intimidated by "hot girls" that normal men in real life worship, so they just go for the "cute" ones instead?
Do robots feel attracted to cute girls because they feel like they're innocent, virginous, and less likely to judge them as hot girls would?
Do robots feel attracted to these girls because...
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>>29190553
do you honestly think that you have just created some sort of original study?
lmao @ ur life
>>29190588
great post anon, well said
reminder that roasties develop within the first sexual encounter
>>29190553
This man is anzu's boyfriend.
He looks like a robot.
>brother ALWAYS has girlfriend over
holy shit this is so fucking annoying, they don't even go to his room ,they stay in kitchen, family room, always constantly there, i can never be comfy FUCK
Nigger just kidnap her and bury your brother alive this isn't even a hard thing to do.
>>29190551
you know what you need to do
original comment
stick a doodoo in the kitchen sink drain and stink them out
>home alone for first time in months
>trying to watch porn on my family computer
>install a solid private browser
>find a website that has a bunch of brazzers and blacked videos for free
>connect my pc to my hd tv
>set up the lube
>tfw no website is working
WHY DOES GOD PUNISH ME SO I SWEAR TO GOD MYAAAH
just watch porn like a normal person
what the hell man?
>>29190543
>find a website that has a bunch of brazzers and blacked videos for free
>and blacked videos for free
>blacked
Kill yourself cuck
>install a solid private browser
wtf
>literal male roasties
Reminder that the foreskin is pulled back during sex for added girth. Cutfags literally had girth stolen at birth, hence why they usually have thinner penises.
Agreed. Females are taught that a cut dick is the superior dick since they learn about dicks through porn. Females think foreskin dicks are like dog dicks, they are the male roastie.
In b4 mad Euro posters start posting ITT. I'm sure those young male refugees of Syria love the stench of your smegma dick, its what drew them to your country.
>>29190533
Why?
>My bf has one and I'm fine with it
>You get 1 million dollars
>All insects in the world grow 10x(ppl dont know it was you)
Would you do it?
I would do it for free. That would make life so much more interesting.
>>29190509
But it would be more scary anon kun.
All the spider jumpscares, you'd fuck over Australia too
It's not an exponential growth, is it?
>Want to be an Electrical engineer
>bad at math
JFMSU desu
If you suck at math and or science your basically screwed, being good at history does nothing same with English. You might as well an hero
>>29190417
>Want to be architect
Not smart enough/Over crowded industry
>Want to be archaeologist
Terrible life choice.
>Want to join the Defence Force
Mental health problems.
So on and so forth.
Anon, you rarely will ever get to choose what life will give you. Just take the best option.
>>29190490
Well then it looks like the best option is the bleach in my cabinet
I just want to be happy for once.
Jesus christ is that too much to ask for?
I forgot how happiness feels like.
It doesnt come by females thats for sure
>>29190369
pls post pics of her fem pengis
>>29190369
It is too much to ask for. Anything more that what you had when your mom shat you out (i.e. freedom) is extra and must be paid for one way or another.
Get a fucking hobby you worthless fuck
I'm going to learn how to draw and make your loli slut ass get raped I swear to god
I just like playing vidya games, if you don't like that then you can just go fuck yourself.
>>29190507
CONSUMING is not a hobby, CREATING is.
Learn it, and you will have your eyes open for something most of the fags in your generation never see.
Who else low-test here
>tfw I sound like a little boy
>tfw no muscle
>tfw always look angstful
>tfw females are more masculine than I am
Just kill me NSA
That picture is so fucking retarded. It's just-world fallacy again.
They assume the only difference is he actually asked her out. When in fact it's genetic inferiority/superiority.
>>29190306
>fails at reproduction, the literal exchange of genetic information between organisms
>genetically superior
>>29190353
I was implying I(and the guy in the pic) are inferior. The difference is that normies like to pretend that it's things you can control that really matter, while that's obviously bullshit.