Why is DDLG so disgusting but mother-son stuff so hot?
>>29966327
Because mom is the best
Because you're not a normie. Normies love ddlg almost universally.
I think everyone on this board has a oedipus complex to some degree.
>>29966327
women can only truly love their children, and sex is a natural expression of love, men can love plenty other women so generally they stay away from sexing their own children because they want to nurture them and see them grow
what's this guys name again?
I'm doing some research and must now as soon as possible!
Benedict Cumberbitch
>>29966148
Arthur Bumbersnatch
Theodore Pumpernickle
Post things that most people here would call you a faggot for.I enjoy going on some subreddits. In general I hate the site but its good for some kinds of contentI don't know how to triforce, and I'm pretty sure I don't know how to spoiler either
Just leave the fucking site you newfag
>most of my friends are women
>I enjoy the big bang theory unironically
>I look like Chad but I'm still a virgin
>>29966103
i am a brony and a furry
it's Ksenia friday
That's not Ksenia Degelko.
>>29966024
no it's different Ksenia
>>29966008
Does she use those inhuman cheeks to store Chad's cum for when she gets hungry?
Post images that make you hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>wife's son
Damn son.
>>29965964
>her son
the glasses and beard always tell
>>29965931
>her son
>nu male
>pokemon go
Pokemon is ruined for me.
Hello /r9k/.
I come to your board, with a couple of stories about a girl I knew, called Summer.
Summer was the younger sister of one of my friends. Their dad had left them at an early age, resulting in both Summer and my friend not having a proper "dad-figure" in their lives. Their mom worked in a local baker, meaning she would almost always be up in the middle of the night, getting the baked goods ready for the next day, and then sleeping when she got home in the evening.
As you may begin to realize, this was no ordinary family. My friend became a...
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>We get inside, and he leads the way to his room up the stairs
>When we get to the first floor, we walk past a room with a half open door
>Me being a curious guy, I naturally take a quick glance when walking by
>What meets my eyes, is a sight I will never forget
>A little girl is sitting on the floor, watching some television
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Now, I've gone ahead and saged you - but i want you to think about why and hopefully use this interaction constructively.
>>29966076
I spent more than 5 hours pretyping this story yesterday. If you think there's gonna be a dinosaur, a phone, or even some spaghetti, you're totally in the wrong
This is a real story about my life, probably from one of the best/worst times I have yet to experience.
I will keep going with my story, hoping that I'll at least be of interest of others.
tfw 8 matches on tinder on the first day in a relatively small city
feels good to be good looking right bros?
>>29965845
more D A V E W A V E?
>>29965845
Too bad this girl is a coalburner
>>29965951
This peaked my interest, who is she?
>born a robot
>also born with a 9" cock, 6'4" tall, gorgeous face and rippling muscles
One chance. Just kill me already.
Time stamped pics or it just did not happen, I'm afraid.
>>29965816
If you have all those things you're not a robot. People will automatically respect you because of your stature. Just play the strong silent type and you won't have to reveal your autistic personality very much. Get tinder and you'll get laid easily. Also get the fuck out REEEEE!
>>29965816
9 inch? sounds like e statting to me
just finished episode 1. I'm hooked.
Do any of you robots watch?
>>29965744
Retarded dragon girls is better.
>>29965744
anime is gay and you should be ashamed of yourself
>>29965744
It's one of the few harems I enjoyed
Would you date a girl who's been on 4chan for literally 10 years?
Just tell me the truth.And who read Marquis de Sade before age 15 (but have now left the edgy phase)?
>>29965704
idk maybe
originlan
>>29965704
>French
Where's the hijab?
Only if you're a virgin.
>get qt virgin gf
>become part of one of the strongest religions on this planet
>have future secured
Because Tengri is the only true God and when mongolic hordes will come back we will take controll of middle east and we will delete islam religion from the world
>>29965602
>become part of one of the strongest religions on this planet
kek
can't even take down one yahoodi country
>>29965602
I haven't converted but I have a qt whitewashed gf from Afghanistan. Fuck you Allah <@;^)
did one of you guys decide to go out in public?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY
>>29965597
>new balance shoes
the memes are real
what happened? I can't tell what he's ranting about
>>29965597
Yeah that's pretty accurate.
Dat impotent defiance in the face of his own powerlessness in the situation, just under the surface he's ready to reee and leap onto the chick chimp style and start flailing his fat appendages. But he can't do ;___;
>tfw 20yr old "man" and look like an animu girl
Straight girls don't want to date girls, I'm fucked
Mock me all you want, but one day I will be an hero, just you watch
>>29965471
options:
>move to Korea/Japan, they like girlboys
>transition
>let me fucc ur boipucci
>kill self
>>29965471
>Straight girls don't want to date girls, I'm fucked
You are so wrong about this
Probably only your lack of status and confidence keeping you down
>>29965471
>wah, wah I look like a girl
Cut your fucking hair, you dunce.
I don't want to die and stop existing
>>29965410
iktf
I'd rather never be born than live knowing that one day I'll no longer exist.
>>29965410
Watch Legends of the galactic heroes.
>>29965410
the ego dies, the self is eternal
Has anyone ever moved to a major city in their 20s without being privileged
>>29965289
>Roommates
>working a saving while still in hs
>determination
oh right i forgot where i was
>>29965289
Oh hey, Chicago. I live there. I grew up in Bolingbrook. It's not the richest area (absolute shit compared to neighboring Naperville) but it wasn't as bad as say, Aurora. I saved up my last year in high school and now I share a flat with my friend. Sometimes money is tight but it's not that bad.
>>29965289
>26
>never got the chance to move to a major city and experience the vibrant youth culture
fuck