>tfw 20yr old "man" and look like an animu girl
Straight girls don't want to date girls, I'm fucked
Mock me all you want, but one day I will be an hero, just you watch
>>29965471
options:
>move to Korea/Japan, they like girlboys
>transition
>let me fucc ur boipucci
>kill self
>>29965471
>Straight girls don't want to date girls, I'm fucked
You are so wrong about this
Probably only your lack of status and confidence keeping you down
>>29965471
>wah, wah I look like a girl
Cut your fucking hair, you dunce.
>>29965516
>move to japan/korea
That would tickle my fancy oh so much, i posses the aesthetic that they go for, does't fly that well in slavic countrys like the ones I'm from
>transition
If I transotion can I still like fuck lesbians or something because (unfortunately) I'm not gay
>let me fucc ur boi pucci
Hey, if the price is right
>kill self
Eventually, when I grow a pair
>>29965554
I did, never again.
At least this way I kinda look like a decent human being, with short hair I just look like a dyke (an ugly one)
>>29965471
>Mock me all you want, but one day I will be an hero, just you watch
you're beautiful and i bet you know that but i would an hero with you any day you little attentionwhore
>>29965627
>you're beautiful
There is a reason (besides this being 4chan) that I covered half of my face bruv
>>29965471
>has a decent body and face
>complains
>>29965471
All you need is a haircut brotherino
>>29965675
>has a decent body and face
5'10 skelly manlet that weighs like 55kg with a fucking leather jacket on, half of face is covered
As I said, girls don't want boygirls, perhaps in japan, but I'm stuck in a slavic country where this shit don't fly, so I find it justified to complain
you look more of a baby than a girl
>>29965727
Don't be too harsh on yourself, faggot. (term on endearment) Ladies don't like a dude that is short and chubby, yet I found a wife. You'll get something.
>>29965750
Hopefully I'll grow up to be an hero
Find a bi girl.
You look like a regular guy from that picture.
>>29965666
you've got the dead, empty eyes of a mass shooter. i'm sure you get girls. also, put on a shirt before you get raped, pretty boy.
>>29965793
Thanks faggot (term of endearment).
And if you aren't being ironic, I'm glad that you found someone, and I wish all the best to you!
you gonna get awkwardly hugged for too long by me, man
>>29965577
>does't fly that well in slavic countrys
where are you from family
>>29965471
i wish i looked like an animu girl
trade with me
>>29965613
Ok faggot, i'll give you my secret on how to have a decent hairstyle since your hair looks kinda similar to mine.
Tell the person who cuts your hair to do it short on the sides and behind and longer on top, then when you shower never use shampoo on the part on top, only sides and behind.
When you style it it will look like pic related without having to tryhard with gels and other shit.
If you have a strong jawline then it's fine lad. But if not then you should cut your hair tbqh.
>>29965471
>Straight girls don't want to date girls, I'm fucked
Date bisexual girls then.
You are welcome.
>>29965727
5'10 is not really manlet status, it's just average, unless you're in Netherlands or something.
>>29965886
What if I have a huge forehead? What then?
>>29965727
>a slavic country
as much as i know doesn't most men have babyfaces at countries like that?
>>29965814
ohh I'm sorry a-anon
Better?
>>29965854
Bosnia and Herzegovina a.k.a. the sandniggers of europe
>>29965939
not OP, but no, not really. there are some but they usually have money/something else to compensate it with.
at least that's how it is in saudi bulgaria, idk about other countries
>>29965952
>Bosnia
my condolences
>>29965471
>>>/soc/
Die you attention whore.
>>29965974
thanks for giving me a (you) and feeding this so called attention whore, get played like a puppet fucboi
>>29965928
idk dude i'm not a professional hair stylist, try it anyway, see how it looks, it's ceirtanly better than the hair in OP's pic.
>>29965471
C'mon, you're not even try trying to not look like a faggot. Its like you are actively trying to look like a fuckboy.
>>29965952
>Those beta eyes
Wew ladwhat a mess.
>>29965471
u look like a faggot
>>29965952
You look like an average man. Big nose, brow ridge, long masculine face. Get over yourself.
>>29965471
I think you'e pretty hot. Pic of face without hand covering mouth?
>>29965952
>those eyes, i want to devour your soul
>qt3.14/10
maybe you are a grill but i'd fuck you anyway.
>>29965471
>>29965952
you look nothing like a girl, just like an underdeveloped no test numale, probably because your mom had hormonal imbalances while she was pregnant or something
>>29965952
Lol, that's the first time I have seen someone with the same dead inside face I have, you're not feminine though.
>>29965471
Shut the fuck up and stop fishing for praise.
Get off our board normie scum.
>>29965471
Fucking pussy anime faggot , fuck off with your attention whoring, kill self on cam or GTFO
>>29966003
K perhaps I made my hair extra gay for the picture but just to drive the point home, the hair isn't really the problemo, it's the face and the body cuz no matter what I do with it I still look like a child.
And to all of you suggesting haircuts, I was literally dropped as a baby and have a fucking crater on the back of my skull, and I generally have a retatded head shape so I have to keep my hair longer to hide my parents failure of not being able to carry their own fucking child.
>>29966071
This
thanks based Beethoven
>>29966109
that's mozart you fucking failed abortion
>>29965952
You have great hair (no spliss, not falling out, there are people balding at your age),
just looks a bit greasy, as another anon here said you really should style it properly.
You have clear facial featuers and clear skin (so look healthy in general).
With a proper hairstyle and working out (a bit more musclemass)
you could easily pass as 9/10 (depending on girl even as a 10/10)
>I generally have a retatded head shape so I have to keep my hair longer to hide
You could try (just google for the terms)
>an undercut, staceys will love it
>a korean hairstyle (you have full straight hair, which is perfect for these styles), girls looking for cuties will love it
>the "messy hair look"
anyway 7/10 would date, have more confidence OP.
>>29965952
>That fake expression of emotional depth/sorrow.
Yeah buddy you're full of shit and just looking for attention.
Get out faggot boy.
3/10, I responded.
>>29965952
im not gay but fuck youre cute
please dont kill yourself
>>29966020
>beta eyes
What does that mean?
>>29966025
No fucking shit Sherlock
>>29966044
Thanks if you aren't being sarcastic but I'll have to decline, cuz ya' know, it's 4chan
>>29966049
I wish I was honestly, lesbo action? Me likey
>>29966069
mah person of color
>>29966071
>>29966090
Hey, if you're a newfag at least make it harder for us to spot you, keep scrolling
>>29966188
>jumps to conclusion
kid, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
>>29966200
not being sarcastic. aw shame... just wanted to look at your whole face to perv haha
>>29966218
ah fuck it
fucking store fronts
>>29966297
you're cute! don't see what the problem is! x
>>29966313
>cute
that's the problem, I mean, thank you, but I'M TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD, A TWENTY YEAR OLD MALE SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS.
Before I dropped out of college all the fucking girls there look like they're fucking thirty, wearing high heals, ya know, the classic normie bitches, I look like a toddler in a class of grown ass people, If I even had the balls to approach one of them all I would get is a pat on the head and an ''awww ur cute''
>goes and fucks chad
>>29966381
you've got a masculine jaw that ages you up from when you were hiding the rest of your face. just have to build up some confidence and there should be no problem with girls. you don't look as young or as feminine as you think you do.
and when you're around them, just pretend you're normie and you will be normie. it might honestly be that easy if you've just never approached a girl before.
>>29966381
>A TWENTY YEAR OLD MALE SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS
Men's bodies/faces grow/evolve slower, that's why older men look better than older woman.
(also: you can make yourself look more buff if you dress properly)
>all the fucking girls there look like they're fucking thirty, wearing high heals
Make up + Tan let's you look like an old hag
and (no offense intended here but) eastern european women seem to decay faster,
till about 20 they look awesome and then suddenly you cant tell if they are 21 or 35.
(same with Russian women, they are extremely beautiful till about 20)
When it comes to aging asians and latinas seem to have the better skin.
Also: >>29966155
check those Hairstyles out, they will suit you better than the unwashed emo-hairstyle you have right now
>>29966464
crippling social anxiety and inferiority complexes are wrecking my shit, but hey that's what xanies are for :)
and thanks dude, seriously, I kinda needed it, not the compliments but the (you)s
A lot of these newfags are completely missing the point of /r9k/, it's about having discussions and sharing feels, I share my feels and I get called a normie or attention whore by some of these memelord frogposters.
If there are any misconceptions about this thread I want to clear them up.
I'm a little high on xanies so I should have worded my original post a little differently, and by that I mean including the phrase ''share your feels'' because I feel like this thread is all about me now and I didn't want that to happen, I just wanted to share some manlet feels with fellow bots, If i really wanted attention and praise I'd fuck off to tumblr where most of you think I belong.
thanks again to you, and all the others who have an ounce of a brain in their head.
>>29965952
Jebem ti sve mrtvo, idi umij se pederu jedan, obuci trenerku, hodaj malo, razbij kome stolicu od leda i imat ces picke mater ti jebem.
Is it possible to get a picture of you smiling, like really smiling?
OP is a total cutie attention-whore. I'd jump your bones in a second, though I'm male.
>>29966573
>obuci trenerku
ubij se plebu
jesi li svjestan gdje si i sta pises?
ako hoces da nam das impresiju da si retardiran samo reci ''retardiran sam'' i postedi nas muke da desifrujemo te autisticne izjave.
ponavljam, ubij se
Post a nude body-shot
>>29966616
pa mater ti jebem, jel ti zivis u kalfironiji il u bosni? Normalno da neces imat nista u zivotu ovdje kad si ko peder, moras ba trgnut se malo te gluposti sto ti r9k puni glavu i idi malo u zivot. Pocni derat lijevo i desno, samo treba volja tebra.
>>29966576
umm nah, I feel like this thread has been about me for way too long, the opposite of what I intended.
>>29966616
I said it once and I'll say it again, hey, if the price is right
And to anyone who might not realize how cancerous my surroundings are, take a gander at >>29966573
I'd like to translate it so you can have a giggle at how retarded this person is, but I couldn't be fucked to do that rn
>>29966688
But it's your thread op, please let us see you smile.
>>29966662
hvala na savjetima tebra, samo je problem to sto mi r najn gej ne puni glavu ovim sranjima, glava mi je vec puna sranja i nekom koincidencijom sam zavrsio ovdje, nije da pomaze situaciji ali eto.
samo ono... jesi li svjestan da dajes ''chad'' savjete, da bukvalno dnevno ima tred ismijavajuci takvo misljenje
>just get out there man
>snap out of it
mislim, ne znam jel bivas bejter godine, ali ako su ovo iskreni savjeti, ne pripadas ovdje i zamoliti cu te da napustis, ree
>>29966765
nije ba, znam kako je to, ovo ti je zacarani krug, ja sam ovdje radi podjebavanja ovih budala, nego imas li kakvog zajebanog rodaka ili sta, ovdje ti je glavni fazon bit zajeban, pocni se druzit sa takvim ljudima, sto se drogiraju, sto uderaju druge, sto su bili u zatvoru i svi ce ti se problemi rijesiti.
>>29966789
a kontam sta hoces da kazes, i visio sam oko takvih ljudi, i iskreno, degutantno mi je, grozno mi je gledati ih a kamo li postati ko oni, mislim mojne me pogresno shvatiti bilo bi super karat stejsije itd. ali vjerujem da si poznat sa konverzacijama kakve ljudi tog profila vode
>jaoo ocami jesamga fisno usta sanele mi sjebo se alaha mi
itd. itd.
bolje mi otic u jebeni jagomir barem oni mogu sastaviti koherentnu misao i ne hvatati se za muda i kleti u sanelu svaikh 9 sekundi
>>29966711
>tfw fucked up yellow teeth
(I brush daily but cancer sticks prefer my teeth being yellow)
>>29966878
Smiling suits you, also: your teeth are pretty symmetrical.
You could order some whitening stripes from amazon they cost about 10euro (way cheaper than the dentist),
you put the stripes on and let them on for about an hour and (after some magic) tada white teeth
(for 3-4 weeks or so, then you need to use them again)
>>29966947
thanks dude, I didn't even consider ordering them as an option, since there's literally like a cosmetic market where they have those a 15 minute walk away from my apartment, but ya know, leaving the house, ew
>>29966848
au jebote, ti zivis u gradu, sjeban si ti do kraja. Nema ti spasa, gradovi su tumori bolan sta da ti kazem.
>>29966988
Buying them from an cosmetic market could be cheaper, considering you live in eastern europe.
Better check prices before buying, even if you need to leave the house.
>>29967031
jebo me bog izgubio sam kutiju ksanaksa, ako mi prije nije bilo spasa tek sam ga sad najebo
>>29967171
jel dobijes na recept il kupujes od nekog "lika"? Kako god pocni derat leponex-e i tramale, najbolji ti vjeruj.
>>29965471
If pic related is you then you look nothing like a girl.
Girls don't want to date you because you're ugly, not because you're feminine
>>29965543
He is not. A straight girl doesn't date another girl. As soon as she dates another girl, she isn't straight and never was. You don't change your sexual desired gender. It's in you from the beginning or it's not.
>>29966297
>all those shitty buildings
holy FUCK I do not wish on my worst enemy to live in such ghetto shitholes
>>29966124
Lmao who cares he ded anyways
>>29965952
you look fine mate
get over it
maybe go to the gym if it's making you that insecure
>>29967528
it isn't actually that bad at all, perhaps it looks that way now cuz of the gloomy weather, but it can be pretty comfy, there used to be a big ass tree in the middle of the block, and some of the older buildings give it a really comfy feel
