tfw 8 matches on tinder on the first day in a relatively small city
feels good to be good looking right bros?
>>29965845
more D A V E W A V E?
>>29965845
Too bad this girl is a coalburner
>>29965951
This peaked my interest, who is she?
>>29965951
wow hot, sauce pls?
>>29966061
Sarah Snyder
Should I message her? Bros
>>29966178
fuck off you fucking normie nobody cares
>>29966201
kek, NEET fag got triggered
you realize which board you're on right?
seriously go brag about your big accomplishment on /b/ or /soc/ or something because no one gives a fuck over here
>>29965845
Pic of urself or ur lying
I never know how to start off on tinder
>>29965845
Right. But i have a small dick so it's pointless
>>29965951
>Jaden Smith's gf
holy shit
>>29965845
>getting too old for tinder
>not like my ugly loser ass would get matches anyway.
>Tfw 300+ matches.
>tfw manlet
Get on my level
>>29965951
Or what? You were going to ask her out until you found out she has a rich black bf and that you have absolutley no chance to be with her?
Lmao pathetic jack ass
>>29965845
Congratulations you'rer a big fish in a small pond.
>>29966534
I have a 7.5 inch dick but it is crooked like 50-60 degrees, might aswell try if I can smash.
My first friday night with tinder. I'm nervous. Do drunk girls really straight up booty call you?
>>29967863
No. It's more elaborate than that.
>>29967918
so when I get a match at 1:00am and she's down the street at a bar, what do?
Do you need a facebook account to use Tinder? Does it work with throwaway account?
>>29968085
You would still need to give the electric jew your phone number and a picture of yourself
>>29968118
You don't need to give a pic of yourself to FB
You can set up an account no one can see with no pics and upload pics to tinder from your phone gallery.
>>29968171
this fampai desu, little risk involved, if you see someone you know on tinder you can just joke it off desu.
>>29966178
>56 Kilometer entfernt
get off tinder RIGHT NOW and start rebuilding the REICH !
>>29968264
to busy chatting with a qty 3 kilometers entfernt
>>29968264
>>29968366
also she seems to be the "checking my value" type anyway
>found out from a friend that I lost points with one of my very few matches that they're friends with because I don't go out much
How am I supposed to stop being a loser if I can't make friends because I'm a loser????
>>29967239
I have to admit Willow Smith is mega fuckable
>>29968413
Find new activities, work out, do sports, people will want to spend time with you.
>>29968656
I desperately do need new activities. I'll try to figure some out.
I definitely should be working out too.
Still I hate to think I blew making friends with this guy.
>get fat girl matches
>send message
>no response
>jack off a few times
>they respond
>zero interest in responding
>>29967239
filthy nigger. you have to go back
Serious question:
Am I racist, or are most black girls just ugly?
>>29968413
she sounds like a shallow cunt, anon. like serious basic bitch tier, cliche status-seeking sloot. i wouldn't worry about it.
also having or even making friends is not the first step. just putting yourself out into social situations and acting friendly to everyone you meet without pretense of making lasting connections is the first step.
>>29969097
It's actually a guy.
I think he's just worried I'm a boring person because I don't go out much.
Maybe he's right, I am not very exciting.
Considering they're friends with a friend, It's possible I might end up meeting them in person eventually anyways. I hope it's not awkward if he doesn't reply to my last message.
>>29967082
how old are you
original commentoosoad
>>29967082
curious to see what people think is too old
>>29969192
26
orignal comenntsow
>>29967239
Only difference between jaden and willow is willow is wearing make up lmao
what's relatively small city?
500k people?
citynorms make me so mad with their shit
My 3rd and last match stopped talking to me too.
I must suck more than I thought.
>>29969445
300k
14 matches now, actually wrote with 7 of them today, it's hard to keep up
>>29969334
hahaha, i'm 32
>>29969870
post profile pls
>>29966079
is she somehow related to Zack Snyder?
is asking someone if "they're up to anything tonight" too forward?
cant a nigga get laid without indulging in boring conversation with fat women god dammit
>>29970667
Just a stupid vegan joke
Below that it just states the city I life in and that I'm in college
>>29970838
CHAD
R A U S
A
U
S
>>29970838
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAD
GET OUT
OUT OUT OUT
>>29969870
It's zeit for the new reich Nicholaas.
Live up to your goddamned ancestry and do something about Europe.
>>29970838
FUCK that is what I am missing, a fucking beard
Really wish i could grow one, i can go 2 weeks without shaving with barely anything to show.
Does you no good if you're socially retarded, though.
>>29970905
only jawlets need beards
>>29970838
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29970838
What does that joke mean? I feel like i also need a joke in my profile
>>29970970
The same "I'm a vegan!" joke also excist in germany, it simply translates to "I'm not a vegan", tho it flows a bit better in german.
>>29971021
german jokes are so hilariously unfunny
>>29966178
She's too hot for you bro.
>>29966178
those fucking lips and eyes holy shit she's perfect
>>29970728
she is jaden smith's girlfriend.
>>29970838
>I will never look this cute
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>29971219
she is, probably talking to 30 guys at the same time. Not gonna bother messaging her again unless she takes the initative
>>29971455
bullshit, go down swinging you faggot
>>29970948
>jawlets
why did i laff?
>>29969006
They're ugly
>>29971496
set up something she can respond to, 'm not going to look like a thirsty fuck.
>>29971572
"Happy Friday" with some fucking emoji
not even joking
>>29971536
that phrase is old
>>29971586
You really think it's that easy?
>>29971611
Yes. It really is. Just try it.
>>29971626
Will try sometime on the weekend.
>>29971595
i only come here when i'm off work and have nothing planned. also jawlet is not a phrase.
>>29971653
it helps if you try it on Friday.
>>29971779
fuck, I guess it would be even more hilarious if you tried it on Thursday. Guaranteed replies, but it might make you look like a goof.
>>29971779
Isn't the point to initiate a conversation on a different day with that line? Saying "happy x" on day x seems goofy as fuck.
>>29971810
Bitches love Fridays. Everyone loves Fridays. The line works.
shouldnt people be ready to go out tonight? no one is responding to my messages. fat cunts
>>29971668
insecure newfag
>>29970838
>Peoples standards are so low that they think this is chad.
Performing basic grooming does not make you chad it makes you average.
What am I supposed to put on the profile for this app
>>29968961
go where?
you dumb motherfucker.
>>29965845
I got 11 and I'm a fat piece of shit. Tinder roasties don't count.
>>29973091
I look like this and got 0 matches in 2 days in the 4th largest city in Europe. Am I ugly? What am I doing wrong?
I got about 20 in an hour, living in Indianapolis. Some of them were cute too.
But I don't want to have casual sex...
>>29965951
>coalburner
what does this mean
>>29967239
wow willow smith like like a half decent trap
gross
>>29973328
Nigger fucker
>>29973243
Your picture is very deceiving. Take on where we can clearly see your face from a normal angle. It's probably why you're not getting any matches. Women are very good at sensing shit like this.
>>29973387
i agree with him...
tfw i was muted for 2 seconds
...first time on r9k
don't judge
>>29973387
I always look like an autist in all the photso.Is this one better?
>no matches
I wonder how many people total have swiped left on me.
>>29973689
The same number that you have swiped right. And the number that you have swiped left are the only ones to have liked you. This is how it works
>>29973740
My brain hurts, I am a simpleton.
Are you saying whoever did like me, I "nope"d?
That's possible. I don't want to swipe right everyone though.
I make sure to swipe left all the guys that will obviously never look in my direction. Plus the guys I just don't like.
>>29967447
>tfw small fish in a small pond;-;
>>29973845
You are a girl? Then you have a problem. Most women can have easily 100 matches if they swipe everything right,you will probably get a match soon. Unless you are a tranny. Then you are fucked.
>>29973884
No, I'm a regular gay.
Just unlucky because I'm not very good looking.
I've gotten 3 matches, but I haven't been very lucky with them. Just got a 4th and I'm almost surely going to mess this up too by not being exciting.
>>29973930
>No, I'm a regular gay.
You should be fine then. Men are always horny. There are especial gay apps like gindr that may have better guys.
>Just unlucky because I'm not very good looking
Hit on everything,there is nothing to lose
>I've gotten 3 matches, but I haven't been very lucky with them. Just got a 4th and I'm almost surely going to mess this up too by not being exciting.
Just make things up or just straight up asking them out for a date.
i get 10+ matches a day, it doesn't mean you are good looking, try setting up all those matches on dates, if 20% go out with you THEN you are attractive, if 0.1% go on dates with you then you are normal.
>>29970948
>roiding at 16
>made better chin gains than body gains
>>29973995
>Men are always horny.
Oh this I know. I tried Grindr, but yes, it's too much about sex there. I'm trying to make friends here, maybe if I'm lucky, a relationship.
>Hit on everything,there is nothing to lose
Yeah, I'm gonna start swiping right on the guys I think wouldn't notice me too, maybe I'll get lucky.
>Just make things up
Sounds like trouble if I plan on starting a relationship or friendship.
>straight up asking them out for a date.
I like to be the one asked, but if things go well with someone, I will suggest it. I really can try harder.
>>29974113
>Sounds like trouble if I plan on starting a relationship or friendship.
It can be anecdotes,about your journey to "insert place". You just have to shit talk enough until you build some trust.
>>29969006
They're definitely ugly, though whether or not you're racist, I can't say.
>>29969006
>most black girls just ugly?
Yes. They have shit genes. The same goes with most blacks,that are short and chubby. But the few hot black women are hot as fuck.
>constantly told I'm good looking
>fairly big dick
>only manage to bag 3/10 fatties with mental problems
>chat for quite a while with one who was really into domination
>end up hooking up
>never talks to me now
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>29965845
sauce?
llasdfp
