Good afternoon, my fellow robots! Ask someone who's probably overdosing on poppy seed tea right now anything!
I'll try my best to respond if I'm not dead!
y you od
also, f
>>29465663
Been several months since I touched anything opiate. Definitely underestimated what I took. Aside from the near immobilization right now, I do feel damn nice.
>>29465725
maaaaaybe call the paramedics, or like go somewhere public so someone finds you
>roasties think men want their used up ass
hahahahaha, good luck being alone because you couldn't stay away from tyrone
>good luck being alone because you couldn't stay away from tyrone
bars
>>29465615
>you thought this was a picture of a volunteer woman holding a malnourished African orphan
hahahaha, my sister is married to a tyrone and he actually brings home the bacon
lmao the goblin boys who get triggered when they see negros with women that would be disgusted to even look at them
get a job. unless you have a job making at least $60k you're just a pale tyrone
>>29465593
The shitposting is strong with this one
Go away Jew. Stop trying to incite tension between the races.
>>29465593
Is OP the superior faggot?
>>29465593
Yep, that's why Africa is so much more advanced than Europe.
>size doesn't matter anon
>>29465581
at her level it doesn't
no penis on earth can help her, way past too late
>>29465581
god this is hot, what a dirty fuckpig with her ruined hole, love to see her gorge on some monster cocks with that beast
I'm fucking huge and a lonely dateless virgin.
It really doesn't matter, get your cuck fetish out of here.
>every single woman on the planet who is not horribly disfigured has had sex with dozens of chads and will continue having sex with chads if she gets the chance even if she is in a relationship with you
do you agree with this statement?
>>29465539
>has had sex with dozens of chads
Yeah the average must be something like that.
>will continue having sex with chads if she gets the chance even if she is in a relationship with you
Not necessarily. Depends her character. Also on how she and her friends perceive you. Which depends on you a lot, and how you conduct yourself.
But yeah, everyone should be aware that women cheat A LOT nowadays.
>>29465539
christ why i couldn't have a teacher like her?
i would have ate shit out of her ass and thank her for it
>>29465539
faggot.
i know at least four "over 40 y.o." femvirgins. they aren't that cute, but they kept waiting for a pure charming prince, turning down Chads and fuckguys.
one of them finally accepted a guy, was fucked a half dozen times, then dumped.
Never trust someone who cannot do abstinence for you.
what are you robots listening to?
also r8 each others music thread i guess
helmut lotti is probably my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLNSf_3et3A
>>29465456
Can't understand shit.
What music do you usually listen to chill, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASiVmxAoYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>29465671
seems preety chill, id listen for an hour i guess
I'm gonna get shit on but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wNo3NhRT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y733UYUz-E0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9MO3lzF8hU
>>29465456
This is pleasant.
Show us how if your existence is sad or not.
>>29465449
Sad life of averageness
>5.5"x5.5" benis
I feel like I should be content with my dick. It curves upward and to the left, but I wish it didn't curve to the left.
>>29465449
6.8 inch on a good day
This weekend I will lose my virginity. How should I prepare for this moment so I won't sperg out?
Enjoying it and not care whether it happens or not. Also, again, enjoying it.
>>29465406
Stay off 4chan until afterwards
>>29465457
I seriously don't know what I am supposed to
alright guys i have a problem, im going to meps and they drug test, i smoke for the first time last Friday and their testing me July 9th any detox methods?
>>29465326
If it was your first time, you'll be just fine by then, you probably are now honestly. Just keep hydrated and don't smoke anymore
Also
UNDERAGE
>>29465424
? how underage meps requires you to be at least 17 and im older
>>29465326
Here's what you have to do. I use this method all the time to detox for drug tests:
>add at least 8 tablespoons of baking soda to a full glass of water
>drink the entire thing
>repeat for at least 3 days
You'll be good to go. The baking soda flushes out all of the thc from your body over a very short period of time.
>want to beat off
>no good content
wat do
>>29465259
ask twitch chat
http://imgur.com/a/ELlHs
Save up your cummies for later
>>29465332
but that's frustrating
Thanks r9k, you were good to me
I must go now... see you on the other side
>>29465206
godspeed. thank you for your bravery.
>>29465206
I don't want you to leave
>>29465206
Oh my fucking god I am going to miss you Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZZuQglx0nm
>>29465190
Sweet fuck, it was nothing I could have anticipated
>>29465363
Want more beg boi?
>>29465398
Aye sure I'm doing nothing productive anyway
What's your best REEEEEEEE
>women are just as horny as men, if not more!
>I know exactly what it feels like to be lonely and unwanted, anon. It gets better.
>I don't wear makeup and dress up for others, I do it for myself
Why do women say this shit?
>I don't wear makeup and dress up for others, I do it for myself
it's a little more honest when they say they do it for other girls. it's clearly not for themselves.
>>29465219
I assumed they did it for Chad.
>>29465172
>women are just as horny as men, if not more!
Oh, anon.. you'd be surprised
Norwegians eat cake with a spoon
Discuss
What if we do? At least we're not Swedes who eat sandwich"cake"with a fork.
>>29465265
Go drink some oil, lusekofta.
>>29465265
Thats true man, but youre supposed to eat cake with a knife
Any robots try this? I've been taking
Lecithin 1200mg
L-Arginine 1000mg
Adams Multivitamin (has 15mg of zinc and 160mb saw palmetto)
Pygeum 100mg
So a bit of hybrid after reading a few of these guides.
Only been doing it for 5 days, and haven't fapped yet, so not sure on results but hoping this weekend when I fap I'll explode.
Here is another one I read through, similar
and this is the mega one. I didn't want to start with this monster dosages, hence why I went so conservative.
soy reduces your sperm count