>Chickens freaking out
>Look out window
>Fucking Coyote.gif
>Grab shoes
>Sprint to garage
>Grab sharpest looking rake I can find
>Get out there just in time to see it dissappear into the blackberrys with a chicken in it's mouth
>Chase it down
>It's gone
>Mom...
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lose weight and train your chickens to fight.
Circle of life
Give your chickens guns
Anyone else play this FUCKING game?
Go away Jason
>tfw leffen is at the top in the future
Who /guiltygear/ here?
>>29489344
You mean to absolve whatever wizard powers you've amassed?
She could just call the police and get you imprisoned for doing that
>>29489344
>claim
More like spoil
how do you know it's her and not a lookalike
Am I the only one who likes to look at old dilapidated buildings? I'm just fascinated by the vibes they give off. I can't really explain it.
I love them too, OP. If I had them in my area I'd explore them all day every day.
Unfortunately none exist in North Dakota really, at least not where I live. There are a couple of buildings I believe to be abandoned, but I'd have to break in to explore and I couldn't do that.
They are just so beautiful and fascinating.
>>29489296
Me too. I always get a unique feeling, I almost shiver when I see buildings like these, especially at night while looking at them from the car
>>29489296
Abandoned buildings are max comfy.
>ywn explore cherynobl
>go to college
>think people will be grown up and act like adults
>they're still 9th grade high school tier
>>29489262
>Be in the computer all day
>Have nobody to play games with because they are all disgusting betraying normies or annoying pieces of shit
>>29489262
>go to college
>drifted through four years without a single friend or girlfriend
>Be 22
>Think older adults will be grown up
>They're all 11th grade tier
Dont fall for the maturity meme, it doesn't exsist
>tfw fapped to THAT again
when will it end? ;_;
How bad is it? This is my THAT which I can't stop returning to.
>>29489162
it's a certain wheat product with some dairy product
>>29489162
feet fags are worse than THAT, at least THAT its legit sex.
">(you)'s" here, get ya ">(you)'s" here
>>29489146
>its another POINTLESS (you) thread
(you)'s don't feel good unless they are genuine
>>29489146
One (You) over here pls
I want my (you) with a smug anime girl attached to it, please.
Fembots would you date a black guy if he didn't act like a thug?
I'm black, I like all kids of girls btw so I'm not a race traitor or anything.
But every girl I ever met only started talking to me because they though I was a thug (I used to swim so I'm somewhat big) then they would later on, find out I was a weeabo. After that that it would all go to shit and they would stop talking to me.
Seriously, do I have ot act like some rapper nigga? where I was born we didn't even had that shit, I lived most of my life on a fucking farm.
>muh dik
Consider suicide you piece of walking shit
>>29489135
hey, I know that manga...
>find out I was a weeaboo
hmm.
myself I don't expect any girl to understand or accept that part of me...
>>29489135
Look for the girls with the colorful hair.
Cons
It might be a man.
You might have to felch in an open relationship.
I'm at a point where I really need a gf. I'm 25 and everyone I know is in a long term relationship/married yet only I am still single. I want the feeling of a warm female body pressing against mine at night, the feeling of soft lips, the scent of a woman as I smell her neck.
I want to become a father, raise kids and not think of this loneliness and uncertainty of the future. To see my parents proud.
Why must I have been picked to become outlandish? I would give anything to become a casual normie who lives within his ignorance and doesn't overthink every...
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>>29489132
Then you need to leave this site you fucking failed normalfag. If you don't embrace the darkness, get the fuck out.
Welcome to the club ding bat
>>29489132
24 here and I'm in a similar situation, but I feel like I'm in love with a particular girl. Of course I won't do anything about it, because who would like to be with a loser friendless khv? At this point I think it would be worse if she actually had feelings for me, because I'm sure I would fuck it up anyway.
>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my...
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>>29489112
mfw this has actually happened to me before
Little little roach roach, skittering skittering around. Unknowing i pull their strings, it lives it's life as if it had "free will".
Mark my words, free will is a myth little roach. You are nothing but a pawn to me. And i can end you whenever i see fit.
>"How many times do I have to say it Anon? I love you. I love you more than anything and I don't know what else I can do to make you believe that. Look I know you've been closed off from people for a long time, remember how I was the same when we first met? Remember what I used to say about not being able to believe that anybody could ever love me? Well you changed that Anon. When you tell me you love me I feel like a little kid at Christmas. Every time. Because I've finally allowed myself to believe that you really do. And if you'd...
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Hypothesis: there is not a single good website on the internet
Cooper longs for the freedom of the Tibet.
so not true. Webkinz.com
Without good, then there is no bad. Therefore, your assertion is stupid.
Basically the girl I love deeply wants to spend more time with me but shes too busy to cause of her work and family. (Father is critially ill).
Why the fuck am I her second or third priority? I would drop my mothers funeral to hang out with her. This is why i fucking hate trying to be a normie, they always tell me no. She said she'll do her best to make time for us but what the fuck does that even mean.
Robots why do women always make sure we're the last thing they worry about
>>29488935
You're a fucking idiot. Your father is critically ill you dip-shit. She knows that she won't have much time left with him. If you love her you'll allow her to do what makes her happy, even if it upsets you. My girlfriend used to the same thing and I used to be a little bitch about it like you but I came to realise that I'm not the only important thing in her life. I suggest that you do the same to avoid upsetting her. Just be patient. Love takes patience
>>29489014
I meant to say 'her father is critically ill'
Ignore the mistake
>>29488935
You know she'd spend more time with you if she could and she likes you, what's the problem? If her father is critically ill and she has a lot going on in her life she probably really needs your support right now. You're being pretty selfish honestly
Have you guys ever thought about giving up 4chan?
>>29488927
I'm so close anon
Fuckers on here make question human life and biology
Thought about it. But i honestly have no idea what i would fill the time with.
Maybe if i had more money and could afford to do some real hobbies i wouldn't be on here so much.
Fuck, having a car would make a huge difference.
>>29488927
I tried, the problem is that I have way too much free time and nothing else to do. Vidya gets boring, and TV is shit
So which board is the biggest dumbest cancer on 4chan and why is it /pol/?
butthurt efnik detected
>that image
Some meanie on /pol/ just triggered you and you need to cry somewhere uh?
Kill yourself fag
>>29488901
I like those guys. They are so self-assured and funny. They make fun of the SJWs and feminists. And the nazis had cool uniforms.
Who here has shitty siblings? Or are you the shitty sibling?
>>29488887
who is this chick
i see her posted everywhere and i dont get what she does
is she an insta whore like claire abbot or something?
My brother is an autistic smelly piece of shit without a shred of human decency.
He'd almost certainly think I was the shittier of the two of us.
It's a matter of perspective. For some of us, shitty would be a chad/stacey sibling. For them, robots are shitty sibling.