>Chickens freaking out
>Look out window
>Fucking Coyote.gif
>Grab shoes
>Sprint to garage
>Grab sharpest looking rake I can find
>Get out there just in time to see it dissappear into the blackberrys with a chicken in it's mouth
>Chase it down
>It's gone
>Mom is fucking nowhere to be found
>Find her 10 minutes later behind house
>She's sad as fuck
I wasn't fast enough /r9k/, the chickens needed me and I was too slow
RIP
lose weight and train your chickens to fight.
Circle of life
Give your chickens guns
Build a wall
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>implying the coyote didn't fuck your mom
>implying she wasn't sad because Coyote Chad ditched her
Get out of here you fucking coyote cuck
ANY GUN WOULD'VE SOLVED THIS PROBLEM SERIOUSLY PICK ONE
>>29489380
Get a donkey or something that can kick the shit out of coyotes
>sharpest rake
YOU DON'T NEED SHARP RAKES MADE FOR KILLING BABIES, JUST BAN THEM UGH
>>29489435
I'm decently fit
5'10" 145 lbs 12% bodyfat
Here's the hole it came through
That motherfucker is enjoying the spoils of the hunt, OP. Training, getting stronger, just waiting for you to fuck up again. How is your land fenced?
>>29489541
>every minute we get weaker
>while in the jungle they grow strong
>>29489506
We have an AR, I could have grabbed it but I'm not sure if firing off shot in a Washington state suburban neighborhood filled with liberal cunts is a good plan
>>29489541
Decently, but the fucking blackberrys cover most of it up. The people who owned this house before us were shit at everything so we've had to refence our entire yard
>Coop + Blackberrys it came through
Rest in Piece girl
>>29489380
Wow, something real happened to you. You were in a real situation.
Congratulations.
I have forgotten what that is like. I live on the Internet. What is a chicken even like? I have only seen cartoon chickens.
>>29489636
F
may her life serve as a lesson.
Rest in peace birdo :(
>>29489607
well it seems like your pussy instincts lead to the lose of opportunity to avenge your chicken breathren
>>29489636
Sleep tight chikker
>>29489776
It would have taken me longer to grab the gun senpai and that thing was already heading off before I got outside
>>29489380
Buy a gun and shoot from your window next time.
>OP runs after a coyote with a fucking rake
>Pussy
What have you done today asshole?
Who the fuck cares about chickens? Just go buy a new faggot
I don't understand. Do you not put the chickens in the coop at night?
>>29489380
Buy an air soft rifle that shoots metal pellets, got one for foxes and they learned very quick
>>29489872
We let them out for the day about an hour ago
>>29489883
Have one
Would have taken minutes to get it out and the coyote was gone in 45 seconds
Chicken
>dumb
>mass produced
>eaten by people
>slaughtered by the millions
>likely kept by OP for the sake of eating them
Coyote
>smart
>literally just a dog
>individuals
>just trying to stay alive
Why are we sympathizing with the chickens again?
>>29489996
The chicken is weak and passive so it is "good." :^)
S L A V E M O R A L I T Y
>>29489485
Gate
>>29489996
>>29490030
My chickens are my girls alright
We raised 'em, we treat them right and give them free range. We only eat their eggs. They chill with me sometimes when I'm sitting around.
I'm pissed
>>29489996
Some people keep chickens as pets...
BUILD
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WALL
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>>29489380
Iktfb, rest in peace Henrietta, that fox was too durned smart
My chicken predator victory:
>Be 10
>Eating breakfast on porch
>Chickens free ranging
>Hawk swoops down
>Slowmotion.flv
>Grab shovel
>Hawk grabs rooster
>Scream and howl like a beast
>Run after hawk while waving shovel and unintelligibly shrieking
>Throw shovel at hawk
>He actually dropped my rooster
>Mister James had a broken leg and chicken PTSD but he lived to see another 6 years
Also if you have coyotes invest in a dog or sprinkle your own urine around your yard
Pic is my lil mommy
>>29490234
Yeah hens are good women. Hang out with you, make you eggs, eat bugs. Roosters are fucking dicks though, fuck them.
>>29490953
I had a rooster once that tore out the hens feathers and was addicted to masturbating
>OP's chickens in danger
>he grabs a fucking rake
gg op
The coyote is gonna come back again, I would suggest nailing the fucker with your rifle when you have the chance.
If you have any chime bells try to utilize them so that way the chickens and you are alerted when it comes back, then blast the fucker
>>29489996
Chickens aren't dumb, they are probably the most ferocious and smartest animals I taken care of.
also excellent warriors when you train them
right.
>>29491109
>>29491133
Don't feel like getting arrested
and like I said I didn't have time to grab my air rifle or anything
>>29491297
Buy a Ruger 10/22 and keep it loaded and handy. If he comes back you can make sure it's for the last time.
If it were me I would have just blasted the yote and explained myself to the suburbanites later, but AR's are loud as fuck so I understand
>>29491433
I will be faster next time
I will be ready
Thinking of setting a trap for the whole he came through
>>29491581
What kind of trap would you set?
>>29489380
This encounter has taught you a couple things:
1. There is a coyote in your vicinity.
2. He has found a source of food.
3. He believes that food to be easily accessed.
4. Because of 2 & 3, this will not be the last you've seen of him.
You have to be ready for him next time. You don't want to lose anyone else, do you?
>>29489380
Why didn't you just shoot it? When animals try to eat my chickens I just shoot them and go back inside. He will be back guaranteed.
>>29491658
Snare or something, he has a path he takes through the bushes and we found the exit>>29489536
>>29491829
Yup, keeping the chickens inside and safe until we can deal with this fucker
>>29489636
rip clucker
sleep tight chikan
