Good feels edition
>tfw drunk off only two beers
McDubs + Juice Box = Full day worth of food
>king of the manlets height
>165 pounds
>mesomorph body, sort of fit
>Asian
>one shot makes me drunk and red
>"haha anon, you're such a lightweight loser"
Just fuck my shit up.
>>29537695
delete this why must u do this
>store all fat in belly
is there anything worse than this?
>>29537669
>tfw fat goes to my ass
If I was a girl it would be great
Being a fat ass and getting fit only to realize /fit/ was right; being fit doesn't fix your autism. That's worse.
>>29537669
>making excuses for being a fatass
STOP
>tfw no isda skinning, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, pelikula watching, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang...
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>>29537646
Pure Filipans are shit desu, you want those with Mestizo blood in them. Even so, if you're white these flips would easily be all over your dick.
>>29537646
why does everyone use this picture? she's so average
>>29537692
because this is the average Pinay.
I know I'm a degenerate but I need help and /r/ is abandoned.
What's the best site for wincest hentai/American porn comics?
>>29537590
>incest hentai
hbrowse.com or e-hentai are good if you want to be a doujinshi casual
exhentai if you are willing to make an account
>American porn comics?
what the fuck is wrong with you? these are stupid as fuck 100% of the time. I only trust the Japanese for my masturbatory needs.
>>29537590
hitomi (dot) la and 8muses
>>29537740
>hitomi (dot) la
site is fucking garbage compared to exh
pretty much no advanced searching or tag functions, and somehow even with ublock I can feel the ad infestation
How do I stop my mom's cat from banging on the door at night? No, we don't want it in our rooms rubbing its asshole in our faces as we sleep. Killing it also isn't an option.
>>29537534
Also my mom always gets pissy at me when I spray at the loud fucker with PC duster.
I'm trying to teach the stupid fucking shit-tier hairy house-plant a lesson, but she stops me, and she wonders why he keeps doing this shit.
give it hugs, kisses, and cuddles
>>29537534
Give up and let it in. My cats sleep in my room, but they don't bother me or rub assholes on me.
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrdYwG17PE
>>29537513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFBVmhISLos
>>29537513
yuyushiki theme
https://youtu.be/7TN6Qgz8iuA
>kv
>femanon comes on to r9k saying she would fuck any virgin just to prove our standards are too high
>Gives me an email
>We chat for a little bit
>IMMEDIATELY stops responding when she realizes I'm 100% willing to drive 8 hours to meet her
>>29537487
top kek
They do have fun with us.
>>29537487
Probably just got too many replies and couldn't keep up. You've got to get her attention somehow.
>>29537487
That was a post op tranny. You got lucky.
My transgender girlfriend left me for some chad she met on Garry's mod.
She didn't even tell me or break up with me. I had to find out I got cucked through someone else. Just kill me right now, sempai.
>>29537454
>tfw you're just a transgirl's practice bf
Wow never thought id see the day when a chad takes a trans. It is truly hopeless.
>>29537454
well you dated someone with serious mental disorders so thats kind of your fault
When a black man cums inside the womb of a white vessel, it means the end of her white bloodline forever.
Think about that the next time you jerk your little white stiffie to interracial breeding.
This is hilarious, and i will.
>>29537420
She can't have other children?
>>29537420
Whenever you fail to reproduce, you're ending a long chain of heritage, think about that the next time you dont impregnate someone robots
Do any of you ever feel like complete morons all the time?
Like, you have trouble understanding the simplest concepts, you fuck up the simplest tasks, and can't follow the simplest directions?
I took an IQ test in high school and I scored a 92. It wasn't the least bit surprising.
I feel stupid pretty often, but i think its because i overthink simple tasks and inevitably mess them up
>>29537416
yes
whenever my parents used to tell me to do something, place something somewhere, etc, i'd always have to look at them to make sure that was exactly where they wanted it. exactly.
not sure if i still do that, it's been a long time since i've had much social interaction.
Hi /r9k/ I went to a renaissance fair today, what did you do?
>inb4 succubus at a renaissance fair wtf
Trust me there are worse costumes
Was it the one in Larkspur?
>>29537397
wtf is wrong with her lips
oregano
>>29537450
Nope. Southern united states, dont think its too wise to say exactly where on 4chan though haha don't want to be tracked down.
You are only allowed to post here if you have never had a friend or a partner.
Friends that bullied you or internet meme 'relationships' are permitted, but not encouraged.
What did you do today? This should be quite simple.
>>29537380
>internet meme 'relationships' are permitted
I disagree. I don't think these should be permitted
I guess the other is acceptable if you had a "friend" who only kept you around to laugh at you
honestly though I think i would almost prefer that to my /nofriends/ lifestyle... at least I would have had some interaction with people in high school other than being a autist faggot loner
today I just browsed 4chan, same as everyday
same thing i've been doing for the past year: jerked off to furry porn and played 90s TES games
>>29537463
They are only there because people here are mostly failed normies, and I wanted to see how many would respond with even those forgiving amendments. One, is the answer.
Same. I also downloaded some books that I will not read.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority....
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>>29537372
Yeah, tell me a better site where losers gather together without normie shit and then I'll leave.
>>29537372
this post contradicts itself by being a post on 4chan to some degree; you could argue necessity, but you would be wrong!!! You could even argue for altruistic intentions but that still would be wrong!!! This post is wrong because it is posted here!!! On 4chan, a place it (your post) says is incapable of producing anything worthwhile. Therefore your post is not worthwhile enough to say anything good or true
>>29537490
Lol I appreciate this post.
You're right OP. But like >>29537427 said, where else can we go? This is the only place on the internet that feels like home. Even if that home is trap house.
How do you find happiness in loneliness?
>>29537342
fap
you mean you haven't thought of that before, op?
>>29537342
not having to deal with fucking retards. but still wanting a girl.
>>29537378
You masturbate continually?
>All the time in the world
>basic dumbbells are cheap as fuck
Why dont you robots just get /fit/?
He's fucking right. I'm far from /fit/, but I lift a bit and it helps. All exercise is gonna be really good for us robots. Simple curls aren't too exercisey either, just takes a few minutes per muscle group really. Do it every other day. Really not a big effort to get started.
>>29537526
This
>dumbbells will workout your arms,chest,back even legs
>abs can be done without any equipment
>for cardio just run and if you are afraid of the streets just run around the fucking room
Literally as easy as it gets
>>29537562
>run around the fucking room
kek, does anyone actually do that?
picturing an obese robot doing laps around his tiny bedroom gets me kek'in