Why are so many robots depressed about being virgins?
I wish I still had my virginity, because every woman I have been with were pieces of fucking trash, even the "good ones". I wish I saved my v card for the right one, but let's be honest; women are degenerate scum.
Stop beating yourself up. Stop feeling loke you're missing out. And stop being jaded toward chad. Women are fucking worthless, and sex is actually overrated. I bought a fucking pocket pussy and it has practically removed my need for an actual woman.
Women are a meme.
>>29635156
>sex
Not all that we want though...
>>29635156
I agree. Fuck alimony. Fuck no-fault divorce.
I can't wait for the day VR reaches new heights and completely teplaces women. Maybe then we can rejoice as the human population dwindles at the cost of horny women tears.
Fucking scum.
>tfw girl who liked me found out I have small penis and disappeared
don't fuck girls in your social circle if you're not 6+ inches fAm
>>29635151
How small it was anon?
>>29635161
five original inches
>>29635173
and girth?
oro
>mommy found the cum rations
>mummy found the tendies you came on
>mummy found the cum bottle
>>29635104
>daddy found the cum mummy
Hey bots I was wondering if you guys could help me with an idea for a youtube video. I'm just a robot who's practically failed at life but I figure that if I can make it big on youtube, I won't be as much of a failure. So reply with any tips or video Ideas that could help me get big (hopefully original). Thanks
don't do minecraft videos
Make videos as cool as this guy is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYkYxpOOp34
4:30 is the best part.
>>29635143
I won't do minecraft, I was thinking something original.
>>29635162
The vid seems pretty cool but it doesn't seem like I could appeal to big audience with those kinds of vids.
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*crickets chirping* *tumbleweed tumblin*
>>29635072
Don't buy a prebuild.
>>29635072
build your own
use logicalincrements and pcpartpicker for help
This 5 inches tall black MALE has just lost his virginity to a 6 inches tall WHITE female.
What's your excuse now robots?
We still don't know how she looks like and he could be completely lying.
>6 inches tall
Kent has normal interests and a pretty decent face. I don't even have that going for me.
>tfw no clodhopper bf
>tfw no shrewd gf
>ywn have a sperg gf to cuddle while watching a movie
>tfw no ILL KEEP COMING bf
Who else here /ripbfh/?
It was surely a P2W shit, but if you spent a few bucks on it...damn...funniest game ever.
EA is gay.
I played this a lot as a adolescent. I'll have to go back and check out my account
>>29634975
They fucking shut it down dude
>>29634998
Sad ): I wish I would have cherished it more
I want to be anon's little pet and make him cum every day!
>>29634910
>tfw no pet Cirno to play with everyday
>you will never catch frogs together
Cirno is a good girl!
>>29634991
Cirno a cute!
What went wrong with Dylann?
>>29634906
Rocking that white supremacist look in this one, don't think I've seen any where it was this apparent.
>>29634906
Didn't do enough planning.
>>29634906
Didn't produce any white children
Where do I lose my virginity if I still live with my parents and have no hope of moving out during college?
I'm only 20. I don't want to become a powerful mage.
I think I could do it, but the question is, WHERE?
Because surely I won't take her to my mama's place.
>motel
>car
>woods
>home while parents aren't there
>her home while parents aren't there
>a field at night
>empty movie theater
>restaurant bath room
>>29634880
Nigger that's not how you make strawberry jam. You are not supposed to fucking water it down like this you outrageous homosexual. Here's a tip: bottle up your piss juice strawberry jam and give yourself an enema with it you dirty whore
>>29634979
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I went Outside (I know, mistake) and there was teen Stacies in comfortable short shorts and loli Stacies in comfortable leggins everyhere.
How, normies can stand that?
>>29634859
they secretly fuck them then say pedos are evil people who sit inside all day and play anime
by looking and not touching, or you know, spend a week not being a total degenerate so when you see women you don't just think of lewd shit
>>29634859
It doesn't cross normie mind you pedo scum. This is why you are beta perma-virgins
Got my first tattoo what do you think?
I will never understand tattoos.
Nearly everyone in my family has at least one and i just don't fucking get it.
I would never get a tattoo because white bloodcells break up the pigments and transfer them through some vital organs to try and get rid of them.
Green:
Chromium Oxide (Cr2O3)
Malachite
Ferrocyanides and Ferricyanides
Lead chromate
Monoazo pigment
Cu/Al phthalocyanine
Cu phthalocyanine
>>29634828
Generally, it's a good way to mark/tag yourself. Quite helpeful if authorities find dead body and struggle to identify it without any IDs. But that's not the reason 99% of people make tattoos. They want to be unique and "kewl". And to show off tattoo's, you should be often naked in public. Remind you, only normies can take off their clothes in public, because robots are too shy.
Which animal would you fuck if you could get away with it?
I personally would love to shag a female deer.
>>29634738
A female poodle/shiba inu, tbqhwy senpai
*a doe
Have you even heard the song?
I'd love to go balls deep in a stallion's asshole, tbqhfam
Are there any pros of being white? Do girls like white guys?
>>29634734
Well, you wouldn't be black.
That's a pro.
>being this obsessed with race
Lol
>>29634734
you dont have to deal with the systemic racism and oppression that people of color experience daily