>gfs 14 year old son just got home from school and is having loud sex with his GF
>Im still a virgin
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY GOD
>>24985841
>gf's son
>you're not the dad
>she isn't fucking you
i hope this is a subtle troll because that's about as cvck as it gets
>>24985841
>expecting sex as a beta provider
That's your own fault, you poor kek.
>>24985868
Nah, not a kek, we've only been officially dating for a month or two
How you planning on spending some of your money from your upcoming paychecks? You get far more money that any "neetbux" that may exist, so why not go for that vidya box set of games you wanted? Or that rainbow dash hug pillow you've been saying you would never buy (but you totally will). Make all the NEETs jelly.
Saving it so I can move out of my parents house before the age of 24.
>>24985811
Is this a bot or something?
>>24985811
LMAO (Laugh My A** Off) and posted!
>be me
>in uni with my oneitis
>she often wants to talk with me
>she continues to say cute things about me
>she bought also a book that I suggested her
>still, after classrooms she always goes away with Chads
>the same happened when we went in a sort of vacation one month ago
What the fuck is wrong with me? Why does she behave like this? I just wont...
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>>24985753
Can you tell me how you got to talking with your oneitis? I haven't gotten that far yet.
>>24985753
She's keeping you in lockdown for the future in case she can't lock down one of the Chads, she's fucking them while you're in reserve.
>>24986123
They usually respond if you approach them, they like putting guys in reserve and it boosts their ego even if they don't like you.
>>24985753
sounds like you alredy have a good thing going, i wouldnt ruin that if i was you, enjoy having her as a freind
tfw dudes transitioning and going to get rid of them have much bigger dicks than me
>>24985747
Oh god this is a horrible feel
>>24985747
it should be mandatory that all small penis males become traps
>>24985911
Wel, what if I can't get off to butt stuff? O gotta use my tiny wang, i'm just not built for being fucked
Why are there so many degenerates on this board?
Because it's a board for people deprived of attention.
>>24985634
because people like you keep talking to them
Becasue it's a containment board
>Anon, wake up!
>Anon! What are you doing?
>Pull the trigger!
>>24985494
Why was this guy considered so attractive?
He looks like the archetypal street urchin.
>>24985694
different times, anon.
different times
>>24985694
He looked like a God compared to sweaty flabby Nixon, thanks to the live TV debate (the very first)
Mostly adressed to fembots.
Lets forget for a second that he was a spoiled, juveline narcissist and the definiton of a fedora tipper.
Imagine Elliot Rodger really being the gentleman he proclaimed to be.
Would he be handsome?
>>24985492
If he worked out and got a bigger jaw, he would definitely be handsome. Also, if he lost his pitiful "
I am a victim" expression.
good cheekbones and still better jaw than average, jaw could be slightly better though. Lips could be slightly smaller and nose shape could be slightly more masculine. Overall 6.5/10 looks-wise, the average guy being a 5/10. Above average, manletism/weak frame took away 1 point (leaving him at 5.5/10 which is not enough to get girls while being socially retarded)
2/10 has a shit aim
If I'm black and like black girls more than white girls, or asian and like asian girls more than white girls, do I still have bad taste?
wow you want acceptance or something?
fuck off you pathetic nigger.
>>24985266
>im black and prefer black girls
do people like this exist anymore?
>>24985266
Well, generally speaking, people tend to be more attracted to people of their own race, so it's not that surprising.
It's about that time...Fellow NEETS, what is your favorite thing to get at Subway?
A McDonald's Chicken Mayo.
Subway is too expensive for any NEET.
I spend 60 euros on a steak two weeks ago and might go for sushi with a girl from work this friday
Subway is for rats
Main :Hearty Italian, 6inch, chicken tikka, toasted no cheese
Filler : Lettuce, sweetcorn
Side of Oasis
B A S E D
who else /almostcheater/ here?
>Hang out with my female friend
>She is 5 years younger than me
>She comes over to watch some shitty movies and drink beer (she's only 20 so I provide the booze)
>She has a boyfriend and I have a girlfriend so don't expect or really want anything to happen (gf is hotter)
>She asks me for a foot massage
>I'm a masseur by trade so it's not weird at all, everyone asks for free massages because they're cheap fucks
>Half ass foot massage while we watch some creature feature
>She is really enjoying the massage, I assume she must carry tension in her feet from work
>Suddenly violently pulls her feet away from me
>I assume I must have hurt her, she insists it's fine
>tell her I'll give her a real foot massage
>She reluctantly accepts and we go to the guest bedroom where I have a massage table setup
>Start massaging her feet for real
>She is way into it, just moaning away
>Start to get really turned on and keep at it
>After about 15 minutes she loudly yells 'fuck it' and lifts her hips and slides down her shorts and panties
>She proceeds to rub one out in a matter of seconds then curls up into a ball
>I'm stunned and ask what the hell that was
>She admits she has a huge foot fetish and loves having her feet pampered and said she can only cum when her feet are stimulated
>I'm fucking diamonds now, never had a foot fetish or anything but this was just hot, I basically brought a girl to orgasm by rubbing her feet
>She says it's my turn and proceeds to give me a mind blowing blowjob (gf is shit at bjs)
>She asked if I wanted to fuck but after I got my nut my mind cleared and I said no I didn't want to cheat on my gf
>We went back to watching movies
>I rubbed her feet basically the whole time and she got herself off 2-3 more times
>At one point I even sucked on her toes and she came from the sensation of it while playing with her nipples
>After that I was ready to cheat but she was pretty worn out and decided to call it a night.
pics of foot-fetish girl? that is fucking hot, m8
>>24985073
here's one from her facebook m8
>>24985115
Thanks for posting, I also find this hot as fuck.
But why would you risk anything for this girl? I wouldn't cheat on a hot gf with this hag, even if her fetish turns me on
So, anon, why are you still interested in women?
Sexuality is a choice.
Not a conscious one though.
because i'm not gay
I find absolutely ZERO sexual attraction to men and I always will
>in 2012 you would get bashed for saying that because the "Muh born this way" campaign
>suddenly it's a choice
I want /lgbt/ to collectively end their lives
>Mfw the 6'5" muscular QB I'm fucking says he doesn't support feminism and won't marry me
>>24984143
This thread is good but I'm not clever enough to post something worthwhile
>mfw my mother tries to slut-shame me after she found out I fucked dad
>mfw men actually believed us when we said penis size doesn't matter
Three weeks ago I woke up with the most motivation I've felt in a long time, I decided decided to stop blaming people for my problems and started fixing them.
My biggest problems are
>Fat fuck
Restricted my calorie intake to 700 a day and started doing the P90 workout 5 times a week, I've lost 12 pounds already.
>Generally rude to people
I divided to be nice to people whenever I get the chance.
>Scared to talk to women
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>>24984018
Good work anon. Talking to women can only really be learned through experience so it will be hard but you have to work through it. If you have good intentions and are honest that helps a lot in confidently owning what you say, which helps. Also don't think of it as talking to women in the abstract, think of it as getting to know each person you talk to.
I need to un fuck my diet again, my weight is creeping up and I keep snacking. Maybe it's that winter fattening effect, idk
>>24984018
>700 calories a day
Holy fuck man, a grown up man consumes like 2000-2500 calories by just sitting.
Just reduce the total intake by 500-1000, you'll lose like 2kilograms a month which is 20kg in 10 months, enough time for your body to get a good shape with workout.
I think you'll get an alien body if you lose it too fast.
>>24984018
You don't know what the fuck is going on diet and exercise wise you're going to gain the weight back and stay a fat fuck.
You're really autistic exercise wise and I'm not trying to be mean but ~700 calories is dangerous even for a fat person. Lift in addition to the p90x, and read the /fit/ sticky.
What are your talents, /r9k/?
>tfw i can hold a grudge for a really long time
>>24983863
I'm great at keeping secrets because I forget them
>>24983863
nice jew meme xDDD
I can fuck literally anything up.
>English professor asks us to write about our best quality for a final freewrite
>Asks us to read it aloud
Why do they to this?
What the fuck
Good luck anon..
>>24983769
since i'm such an apathetic cunt I would just write something about my 'unwavering calmness'
can't be that bad lad
>>24984310
It was terrible. I just said it was a loaded question.