Being an adult fucking sucks, I want to be 18 again and go back to school. Who's with me?
I miss high school, so many things I missed and regret not doing.
Naw son, high school sucked as well.
High school was even worse honestly.
>Started weightlifting again
>Realize it'll take months of ketogenic diet to get rid of belly flab and subcutaenous fat
>Realize even though I may have improved a bit, I still have literal toothpick arms
>Realize I looked like a retard in public by walking with chest out straight back
>Realize I wear tight shirts to show off my non-existant muscles at work
>Realize I'm fucking retarded...
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>>25145052
>>Realize it'll take months of ketogenic diet to get rid of belly flab and subcutaenous fat
this is why i will never even try getting /fit/ food is my only joy in life, i would rather be fat and actually get to enjoy it.
What do I actually want from life?
It's getting really mentally taxing to just sit on computer every day.
With the realization that nothing exists beyond the physical, which is doomed to die out eventually anyway. There is nothing left to want, everything is worthless and fulfillment is unattainable.
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If I think too much my mind will face too many paradoxes. Brain acknowledges the universe but can't process it. My brain is like a computer that plays well when doing primitive things but when having to do really difficult tasks it stops working and errors will pop up.
Ignorance is a bliss truly. I consider myself as ordinary dumb person. I'm occasionally wise or clever but I certainly don't know everything. I know almost nothing.
When I can, I try to ignore thoughts and focus on food, sex/jerking, games, books, being lazy and stuff. When I'm...
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i win, bech. i claim her as my trophy.
You're autistic and this is a shit thread. Rei is also superior.
Rate and story thread for your peenis
ok no bullshit its between 5.5 and 6 inches measured from the topside.
he grows strong when he's happy. he gets small and cold when he's sad.
and he shoots yogurt from his head when he gets super glad.
Bf and I got into a huge fight via text
>>25144474
u started it u bech
I tasted a lot of wine today. The idea is to be more sophisticated in regards to expensive wine, but I just wanted to get drunk.
what about the cheese. did u eat the cheese
>>25144421
No. My family and friends made some shitty cakes that I ate some slices of. Earlier I had steak, a potato, and veges. It was great.
>Girl wants me to eat her out.
>Go down on her.
>Rectal aroma oozes towards my nose.
>Boner instantly lost.
>Can't perform, that's all I have on my mind.
>She's disappointing and just tries to jerk me off.
>Limp flaccid dick bounces around in her hand for two minutes.
>Apologize.
>>25144366
a robot would get turned on by that smell.
>>25144366
You should've ate the ass anon
>>25144390
this
The fudge photo is ok though.
>18 year old guy
>kissless virgin
>make friends with a guy on the internet (I first talked to him because I saw him posting in my native language once)
>he is actually really cute, a bit younger than me
>talking every day, kind of have a crush on him
>turns out he likes me too even though there are tons of people are thirsting for him and I'm nothing special compared to most of them (I...
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This was confusing as fuck so I'm just gonna chuckle and leave.
Heh.
>>25144178
What happened next?
Original rip iwata
>>25144178
so is this a win story or not? wat happend next? are u upset cuz u gay?
How do I get autism bux /r9k/?
>>25144017
Go to warehouse
Ask jim
Tell him hi
He touch you
Get free bicycle and 48$ cash
Add to dollar pile
shit guys i found the most DEGENERATE FUCKING SHOW EVER, check out this shit from their youtube channel
>www youtube.com/watch?v=4nWrI__Q7Z0
>www youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6KhlKN3Hc
(watch for transcendental hoverhand at 2:28)
i hate these people
www youtube.com/watch?v=xQIlqH2jGqg
If you could choose between a human woman or an alien woman, which would you take? The catch is, the alien woman doesn't look like a Star Trek alien(ie. she isn't a human woman painted green), but like an actual alien being.
The alien, definitely
>been up for 34 hours
>not tired anymore because it's night time
who /ktf/?
>>25143794
Kind of a vicous cycle for me too. I'm not technically an insomniac, but I usually sleep less than 4 hrs in any given day's cycle.
Yes, fuck yes. Snorted adderall two nights ago, still can't sleep.
The six hour high is not worth these sleepless days. Every time I tell myself I'm never going to do it again but then I always do.
>>25144021
Adderall is a significant contributor to my 4 hour limit problem mentioned above. I was prescribed and forced to take it for 12 years.
How do I suck my own peewee?
Same things that helps you get someone else to do it: diet and exercise
Ask a guy in shrooms anything
Reality and insanity are intermixed
How did you fit inside of the shroom? Is there a lot of room inside it?
>>25143848
Life inside a shroom was climactic. All of your thought processes, nay your very understanding of what thought was, is thrown out the window.