>tfw no bite-sized bf
please universe give me a sign
I wanted a short girlfriend, now I got it and it's just so uncomfortable... And no sex yet I've only been with her for 3 weeks and she's virgin so I have to take it slow...
What are your heights?
>>25213097
6'2" (186cm) and 5'3"
That's her ass
>>25213146
What's uncomfortable about it exactly since you haven't even had sex? I thought it would feel great. At that height, isn't she able to hug your waist and rest her head on your chest?
Is it mostly the kissing and reaching down that's uncomfortable?
Do I let myself get cucked?
I'm 23, pretty autistic and shit luck with getting women that aren't weeaboos or sjws. However I'm ching chong so my ching chong aunts are offering to hook me up with qt chinese girls from china.
Most of them are solid 8-9/10s but it's pretty obvious what they are after, they immediately ask what life is like in America, then ask income/what car I drive/how big my condo is.
So marry a vapid qt that will use me for green card status and income?
NO. Im an asian stemfag, make an above average 75k a year. Was friends with two asian girls in college and one white girl. Asked all out and literally all of them turned me down. One asian girl even said i wasnt her type. Guess what? Within 3 months each time they got a white bf. The worst part is they were all ugly, fat or manlets/lanklets too.
Im above average looks for an asian, 6'1, workout occasionally, literally only problem for me is a below average penis size and slight autism. I finally got a half asian gf a year after getting my job, and then within 2...
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>>25213071
generations before used to do that all the time. sure you won't have the modern conception of love but you will have a partner. thing is you will have to be dominant and treat her old school. think of her as your wife from day 1.
>>25213071
Don't give up yet. You're awfully young to be signing your life away to a marriage with some materialistic harpy. Your success with women is bound to improve as you get older, and there will still be Chinese girls wanting your citizenship status and income even if things don't pan out.
There's always someone on this board complaining about them- it usually boils down to not being accepted by their cliques.Why are you so fixated on receiving normie approval? I don't understand wanting to be accepted by people you don't like- can someone explain this?
It's only annoying when they come and post here. And watching them get btfo is pretty nice
They make fun of us for being the way we are, thus we prefer to have as few of them as possible on this board.
That is all. None of this wanting to be approved in my case at least.
>you have friends but you don't know if they like you
I would rather haven no friends than deal with this.
>>25213062
Well, this was the case throughout my highschool years. I would just sit with a group of somewhat unpopular normies. It was basically so I didn't get unwanted attention from being the kid who sits by himself.
Every day it feels like they just don't want you around. I was basically using them as human shields so I guess it evens out.
what do I do guys original
If they actually approach you frequently to talk to you and invite you to stuff, rather than the other way around, they're probably genuine.
I'm sitting here pretty high, going through the US network television schedules from 1989-1993 and I feel this incredible pining. I was born shortly before that period and just barely old enough to actually remember things from that time. I remember wearing Toronto Blue Jays caps and watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
But this pining isn't to be a child in that time, it's to be an adult. I feel this longing to be me now in another time. I imagine watching Dinosaurs and waiting for new episodes of Seinfeld and watching The Simpsons bloom. And I wonder...
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Pining to live in different times is something of a hobby for me. Ancient times or the far future. Wondering about life as a further evolved or developed human. Or living in the 20s.
what are you waiting for, anon-kun?
>>25212972
Meaningful advice.
I come bearing gifts from the east
http://visualmelt.com/Toshio-Saeki
>>25212894
>http://visualmelt.com/Toshio-SaekiThanks, Obama.
I rather like this one actually.
who nog?
>>25212834
What the fuck am I doing without eggnog this time of season. I always forget to buy it because I don't ever drink anything unless it's water, milk, or caffeinated.
Amazon Prime Now delivers anything including food and groceries in 1 hour.
Is there any reason to ever leave the hose now?
>>25212761
Only in like 3 cities though. And it's "plus tip" shit.
>>25212810
amazon doesn't deliver girlfriends
>>25212810
Tips can't be mandatory. Fuck em, I will never tip anyone, they should be paying me for keeping them employed.
>mom's letting my sister's normie friends drink my last 2 bottles of Stoli
>>25212747
Why not join them?
>>25212747
AHH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
>>25212747
>Stoli
Go get drunk on that shit vodka with them then fuckk
>23 yo khhv
what went so wrong...
Lmao I remember this post, what thread was this from?
Holy shit, chads really do have it easy
I dare any lurkers on this thread to try the same thing (skipping the Syria part) with some random stacy and post results.
What are these impressions on the side of jugs for?
>>25212734
To keep the volume of the jug at 1 gallon.
>>25212734
>>25212754
Isn't it to maintain the figure under pressure?
>>25212754
What? They could just make it less tall if they wanted to do that, it is so the jugs have room to expand somewhat without breaking.
Thinking-Ape quite often uses marriage statistics regarding divorce initiated by women to ascribe a fundamental difference between men and women in regards to selfishness and other traits considered negative to men in general. I would posit that he would rather use the data to justify his own behavior, rather than following the data. He never seems to bring up that men's motive in modern society, or any society really, is not necessarily to get married and support a woman throughout their life. The instincts are to spread genetics as much as possible. You would then need...
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Nice thumbnail my friend
>>25212737
There's just no way I'm going to sign up for a YT and G+ account to send him this.