>buy baguette
>sit down to eat it
>there's a little bit of the last baguette i bought still on my desk
>it's hardened and i can't eat it
>just eating the newer, softer baguette right in front of it
>first thing i think of is that i'm cucking the old bread
I've been on this board too long
>>25292427
this is a good analogy.
can u blame women for cucking their own baguette with a new one?
the old baguette can't simply find a new person to eat it, though. he just gets dumped into the trash.
>be a refugee in germany
>get 600 euro per month
>They do not have to pay any rent, gas, electricity.
NEETS are jealous.
>>25292364
But you are NEETs. Are you from syria btw?
How does a normal woman look like? A not too ugly and not too pretty. Just average? 5/10?
Go outside to a place where there are people and just walk around and look at people.
reminder that traps are a meme and that all women want chads anyways
if you're a trap, just turn gay now.
>tfw no gay trap top
>tfw not gay but still kinda want a pet catboy
My trap bf was more like the one on the right. He used to steal my clothes. We broke up for reasons unrelated to his fashion sense.
I may be outside of the norm but my trap preference is that they have a feminine figure. I prefer people with masculine figures in masculine clothes.
anyone here know if making a website and collecting ad revenue is a good job for a neet?
>job
>NEET
bump
need an answer
>>25292240
Go to northern eu and live on welfare.
Plus free white pussy if you're brown.
My grandma is paying for my university and I legitimately don't know what to major in. I start this January and I just can't find something that I wouldn't be lying to myself to that I'm interested in. I have to go, though. It's all set up and I know that I have to do it. What should I major in, or rather... what have you guys majored in? How is life going?
For whatever fucking reason, I keep thinking about language majors like russian or german, even though they're absolutely fucking useless unless you're learning some archaic language...
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>>25329109
just do a STEM anon
>>25329109
if you aren't truly interested you'll probably drop out after 2 years at the latest
source: have attended two prestigious unis with two different majors and dropped out of both
>>25329109
don't you have to apply to a program before you join a university? what university is it? anyway go for engineering
You/your life in a picture of Homer Simpson.
>>25292224
while back in new year day i didnt want to hug anyone of my family. now that i think about it well... i had my reasons but was lame.
Really more of a Barney.
I have yet to see a picture that encompasses the general feeling better
If you had kids, would you make a better father or a better mother?
>>25292084
>r9k
>able to do either
call child support
>>25292084
UNA VELA
apparently this isnt original
when i have a kid in going name it somethig messed up as hell. in going name it fag killer orx maybe the ol classic.. adolf mothervfucking hitler hahah
>5 different threads of trannies and other faggots on the board right now
Shouldn't you all be in your safe spaces, college clubs, and /b/?
Stop ruining our board, this isn't your personal cumrag. Chinese Moot needs to make this board SFW to save it from your faggotry.
Sounds like you're looking for a safe space of your own senpai
>>25292671
This isn't /lgbt/ or tumblr so I don't know what these faggots are doing skateboarding off each other's dicks for attention in this particular board
>Parents always fighting
>Mom is becoming more psychotic in logic when attempting to deal with situations
>She has troubling jealousy issues
>Accuses dad of doing things he hasn't done all the time
>Becomes hysterical
>I always end up mediating
inb4 underage
I don't know how to feel anymore about this, do any other robots deal with this? I love them, but it's...
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>>25292079
it's exactly like that with me f@m, i used to tell them they should just divorce if theyre fighting all the time but ive given up
they'll prolly wait till im out of the house and then do it
>>25292120
my parents aren't as caring as to do their business away from you. They argue anywhere and my mom especially goes overboard not caring how her actions make others around her feel, it's almost like she's becoming consumed by anger and she'll end up pushing everyone she loves away.
Like I said, i do love her but I feel guilty and really shitty that I see no point in her existence.
I've been given some fresh hope today
>Go and visit relatives for Christmas
>See my female 27yo cousin
>Average, but shy, quiet and a qt.
>Her skin looks so soft
>Realised there isn't a huge difference between a 20yo and a 27yo.
>Won't feel like I've missed out of teen relationships, if I find a gf within the next 10 years.
>>25292044
thats a big if
wouldnt count on it if i were you
I'm no incest guy (nasty as hell in my opinion) but it's weird having a pretty family member. I've never really realized it until now, but my younger cousin (16 I think) would be a catch apparently. She has he flaws but she's a genuine good girl. She's not obsessed with social media, she's a Christian (which is a good thing to some guys on here), and she's pretty. I hope she keeps it up, we need as many decent women as possible.
>dad was masculine military man
>I'm effeminate and popping estrogen pills daily
what's the deal?
whoa....
same here and he doesn't even have a problem with it
your dad secretly wanted to be a huge fag like you but social mores kept him in line
>"Dad"
>Military at that
18 years, 18 years...
How big are your hands?
>21cm long
> About 9cm width
(8.2/3.5 inches for you amerifats)
what is up with /r9k/ and hands?
>tfw small hands
>tfw 5'9
Why
>>25291923
Because it's their only redeeming feature, or so they seem to think, so they have to boast about it to get some self-worth.
>Oh, you've got green eyes
>Oh, you've got blue eyes
>Oh, you've got grey eyes
>>25291855
and i've never
met
anyone
quite like you before
>"Anon, how was your weekend?"
>(Stayed inside all weekend without socially interacting with anyone---obsessively playing video games, browsing the internet, jerking off, and watching anime.)
>"Good."
>how was your weekend?
>"good!"
>do anything exciting?
>"not a fucking thing, haha"
And then we share a laugh.
It's easy to play it off if you're not a social retard
>>25291784
>"Anon, how was your month and a half long Christmas break from college?"
>(Stayed inside all break without socially interacting with anyone---obsessively playing video games, browsing the internet, jerking off, and watching Netflix.)
>"Good."
>Anon! How was your Holiday break?
>(Refused invitation to visit family members and instead stayed inside, ordered pizza from the internet, and had a marathon rewatching Yuru Yuri)
>"It was good. I got to visit family."