Just got back home from a house party, still somewhat drunk. Normie as fuck. AMA.
>>25407169
How's the normie life?
>>25407169
greentext of the whole thing from your perspective
>>25407169
What's the deal with protein synthesis? How do we differ from the 1sr, 2nd and third Chamber of the EPA? What is the enzyme that binds the proteins to the DNA strands?
Let's talk about why 2015 sucked for you:
>Started balding
>Accomplished nothing
>Went to great lenghts to socialize just to learn that i hate normies and have literally nothing in common with them
>Learned that there are no pure girls at my age
>Had a chance to kill myself but couldn't go through with it
>Made a thread that no one cares about
>>25407204
save that for the 2016 list
i had a great year honestly. got clean and sober. lost 80lbs. 4.0 gpa. moved into my own apt.
i think if i had to pick something though:
>hairline started receding. i'm 33 years old so it was a decent run, and it seems like it will be a slow process and at least it's just MPB and not a bald spot or anything. i can work with it.
> Started balding
It's not even 9am
Who /high/ here?
>>25407092
5:50 am here and boutta smoke a J
How you doing man? I fell asleep early yesterday and woke up 4 hours ago. Oh well gonna workout & play bf4 soon
>>25407108
Nice anon sound chill. I'm doing good, was at a "party" last night consisting of 3 people and no alcohol. But then I got high with his little brother and his friend so overall a pretty good night.
DUDE WEED LMAO
kys
what's it mean when a bitch calls you "honey?"
it's happened to me at work a couple times, by coworkers the same age as me. it feels demeaning and angers me somewhat. and no I'm not tall, rich, white or even good looking
>>25407084
"Hello guy I could think myself to fuck."
>>25407084
I was called "hun", it's a demeaning term to show she sees you like a child and not a real man, especially not a guy that is sexually adequit, it's beyond even being freindzoned or ignored. It's basically a slur.
>>25407135
I figured as much. Baby face does not help either
tfw no aIbino gf
>someone gets to put their dick in this
>someone gets to wake up to see this, to later put their dick in
its not fair
The novelty probably wears off behind closed doors. Yeah dating a sentient dryer sheet is cute and all, but eventually you're gonna want to look at something a bit more human.
Post the rarest peeps you got /r9k
requesting the Chief Keef / Bando pepe
Peeps are so 2015, time to move on
The time of Pepe is over for now, luckily memes embody a cyclic timeline, 2016 is once again the year of that fucking cat, so post em.
i'm bored, lonely, depressed as shit
how were the holidays for you anons?
>>25406797
How was YOU holiday?
>>25406828
*your
No laugh pls
>>25406838
I laughed at your mistake.
>tfw no tall, awkward, low test bf with a tiny dickI'm a dude ya dorks
> I'm a dude
No surprise there. If someone posts an anime girl and talks about a desire for bf, it's obviously a dude. The only question is whether it's a fake woman or a real homo.
>tfw a manlet
;-;
>>25406822
Last thread all the qt's where interested until they found out I had a dick.
What's the point of teasing myself like that? I'll let them know beforehand from now on.
>>25406858
Why are you sad?
>EW!
>who invited anon to new years?
heyyyyyy ive come because heyesiuyegh-9oa im just .... ill be back in a min
>leave, go home, cry, never leave house again
>>25406760
Holy shit this is honestly facebook the post.
I'm not joking.
2016 is going to be even worse than last year for this board.
Thank God I stayed home. I looked at the pictures from the party my brother invited me too and their were a ton of normie qts that would've made fun of my penis size
>tfw I masturbate to interracial and cuckold porn and I've just learnt my curtains are see through at night
Just kill me now.
Fuck the world, buddy.
>>25406663
I really did laugh out loud when I read this. Holy shit. I want this to be real.
How are they see through? How did you find out?
I'm still a virgin and I want to get laid. How do I do so? I'm tall and handsome but I'm also not a social person. I don't want a girlfriend since I'm focusing on succeeding right now. At first I wanted to achieve something and then get married with a virgin girl but I now realize that's a pipe dream in this day and age. So I just want to get laid. I don't want a relationship right now. How do I get a hot girl to have sex with and also how do I avoid stds other than wearing a condom?
just get an escort
>>25406524
I should've mentioned I don't pay for it, never will.
>>25406482
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
Ignore the pissdrinkers who bash on it, it has so many subscribers because people get actual results from it. Even celebrities/rappers are redpilled enough to see how the game goes.
Read the side bar and come back after a month to tell us the babe you just smashed.
Who else here /productive 1st day of 2016/?
>picked up book for drivings license. read about 10 pages. decided to do the online practice exam and got 25/30 which was pretty sweet.
>went outside and started biking for some exercise.
>got home started researching how to make a resume. its now 10 pm and i've finished it.
now relaxing browsing 4chan and listening to music. think this is the year lads
How are you going to keep yourself from crashing on purpose?
>>25406417
umm hit the brakes?
>>25406392
played games and mastrubated.
>New Years Day
>Normie, extrovert relatives arriving in less than an hour
>Bringing their loud, spoilt, extrovert bastard children with them
I hate kids, I really do. Even when they are relatives. I can't help but view their behaviour in the same way I would an adult, the fact they are under 5 years of age is no excuse for me. Children should be seen and not heard and disciplined via fear, intimidation and physical force if necessary
I just want to sit on 4chan...
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>>25406381
fuck children. fuck family
just do what I did at christmas
sit in complete silence around people with sunglasses on just drinking beer after beer and acting as aloof as possible
if you pretend you don't give a fuck you will see how easy it is to not give a fuck, thus really not giving a fuck
>>25406595
most extroverts are too self-absorbed to even notice when you are being rude and aloof anyway. Me me fucking me thats all I'll hear for the next 24 hours
Here's you.
You've convinced yourself that you're perfectly fine being alone on your computer playing video games. You've had a few shitty experiences when you've tried to be sociable and normal and subconsciously shut the idea of living that sort lifestyle off. You are like everyone else here. You feel comfortable at home alone by yourself. Tried to do the normie shit, couldn't mingle. You've almost cried because of how weird and different you are. You never want to put yourself through that again.
But you'd be lying if you said you didn't want to be a normie and have the optimism they do and live for the moment as they do.
>>25406350
you just defined a failed normie
not a robot
>But you'd be lying if you said you didn't want to be a normie and have the optimism they do and live for the moment as they do.
But once you lose it you can never get it back so what's the point? Are you trying to be deep?
>>25406350
>But you'd be lying if you said you didn't want to be a normie
The robot feels no regret for his way of life.
Fuck off you failed normalscum faggot.
Who here is doing No Fap 2016? I fapped just before midnight and I'm going strong for 2016. No faps yet.
>>25406310
I might just see how long I can go for a faff and a laff
>>25406310
Honestly if you need "one last fap before committing", you probably won't last.
lol
reddit christian science
no really
you're an idiot