>tfw no tall, awkward, low test bf with a tiny dickI'm a dude ya dorks
> I'm a dude
No surprise there. If someone posts an anime girl and talks about a desire for bf, it's obviously a dude. The only question is whether it's a fake woman or a real homo.
>tfw a manlet
;-;
>>25406822
Last thread all the qt's where interested until they found out I had a dick.
What's the point of teasing myself like that? I'll let them know beforehand from now on.
>>25406858
Why are you sad?
>>25406786
does 16 cm count as tiny? cause I'm single.
>>25406786
I fit those stats.
Too bad I'm ugly as well.
>>25406864
Because I am not tall enough for you
stop making these threads
>>25406786
When do you measure a dick?
I'm not sure how big mine is.
>>25406864
I am tall but i am like 21 so totally too old to be a qt. I am 6'3 btw
>>25406864
>Last thread all the qt's where interested until they found out I had a dick.
I'm surprised there are betas on this board who still fawn over women, or people they think are women, Probably the same guys who post in oneitis threads.
>>25406899
Yeah it's pretty small compared to me, I got weird fetishes too just so you know.
>>25406908
Does not bother me, qt.
>>25406913
Don't be sad dude, height isn't really important. I'm taller than 97% of males myself, it's not a requirement.
>>25406919
I just scoffed, ha-ha!
>>25406920
On the top
>>25406938
>thinking 21 is too old
It's almost like you're begging for me to pick you up and cradle you in my arms~
>>25406953
It was my fault really, I know that most people aren't gay.
>>25407037stop with your lanky monkey fetish pls it's gross and degenerate
>>25407066
Toilet-kun, is that you?
>>25407037
>Does not bother me, qt.
Lying is bad.
>>25407037
>On the top
Huh?
>tfw no kuroneko gf
why even live?
>>25407088i'm touched you remember me but that's a mean name choice
If it makes you feel any better your taste in girl is superb.
Why is she so perfect.
>>25406786
>6'4"
>5"
>tfw low T but still look like a lumber jack
>tfw no girl would date me
>tfw no qt bf
I'm 6" 11 and my dick is 8 inches.
Can't say for the other things but I think the weed is killing my brain cells.
>>25407113
Sorry, I thought you said "where". Just when you fap, measure it I guess?
Just make sure you're fully hard.
>>25407124
So you can find a ruri gf.
>>25407129
Stop bullying me before Itickle you until you start crying
I'd think of something else to call you but I'm way to hungover.
>>25407241
>Just make sure you're fully hard.
Oh.
I'll find out later then.
>>25407241where would you tickle me? tickling can hurt sometimes
>>25406864
Thank god I'm bisexual - your cool in my books OP ;)
>tfw feel like no matter how much water I drink my mouth is still dry
This is what i get for trying to be a normie.
>>25407347
I would tickle yourbuttwith mypenis
>>25407388
Aren't you the guy from Derbyshire?
>>25407411
Yup anon. Born and bred here. ;)
>>25407411
why does drinking make you a normie? I would've thought alcohol washes away robot troublesdo more than tickle it please
>>25407505
I drink don't get me wrong, but I drank socially, which is way worse.cater to my fetishes and I might!
>>25407608you like hearing how nice your muscles and dick are right? and blood?how muscular are you
STOP POSTING MY WAIFU IN THESE THREADS
>>25407781
NOT YOUR WAIFU I'M AFRAID.
POOOOOORRRRR TIIIINNNNYYYY WWWWEEEEWWWEEEESSS
