Y'all eat puss?
no i'm a fag
If a girl would let me
You fucking bet I eat pussi
Whats your excuse? because he doesnt have one.
>>25606823
I don't make seven figures.
Except for the fact that it was a set up porn scene where she was meant to fuck someone disgusting.
She probably got paid double just for fucking him too.
No arms? No legs? No excuses.
I saw an INSANELY good looking guy at the store today.
This guy AMOGs pretty much everyone I have seen in my life, in person and in picture. He even AMOGs Dolph Lundgren. He was the epitome of Chad.
This guy was at least 6'6", BROAD SHOULDERED, moderately muscular, football player physique, tattoos on his right arm. His face was pretty much perfect, and he had a noticeably protruding anteface. He looked a lot like prime Chris Carmack, but he was even better looking and with more of an anteface.
He was noticeably different, a totally different species,...
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>>25606109
As a 5'8 male, I'm going to kill myself now. Later /r9k/! I hope they serve tendies in hell.
>>25606109
Clicked the wrong tab boyo. Lookism is that way.
>>25606109
>Chad ThunderCock gets the Women
>Chad ThunderStrength Gets the NBA 15 Million signup bonus
>Chad ThunderBrain Gets the 1600 SAT score
It's all determined at birth, fellows. We never stood a chance
you'll never have a happy wife and happy children
>>25605460
You'll never find joy in causing others pain cause you physically cant see them on le internet
;^)
/thread
Alrightyrinoridoo then
Yeah it could be worse though. I could be a cuck dating a single mother.
Tags: /R9k/, omegler9k, robot9001
So am I going to get d/c'd every time like usual
Not in the mood tonight 2bh.
>tfw no qt fembots on omegle anymore
ITT: We say things so people cant say them in the future .
your a fucking idiot
I love sucking a big black cock.
>>25600101
Things so people can't say them again in the future .
https://www.ted.com/talks/robert_waldinger_what_makes_a_good_life_lessons_from_the_longest_study_on_happiness
>people with less human contact die sooner and sadder
>people with unstable and relationships die sooner and sadder
>people who feel they lack relationships and are lonely die sooner and sadder
Happiness lies in human contact, guess we are just hard wired to suffer
or you could leave the house and say hello to people
>>25607098
>die sooner
Thank you, Jesus.
>Never had any real physical contact with people, parents or otherwise
>Rarely talk to people outside of coworkers
>Involved in fucked up 3 way relationship situation in which I'm the loner and the outsider
>Never had a girlfriend, have no family and was never really close to parents
I hope it comes soon. I don't really like life anyway.
>there are guys who think white, black, and latin women can compete with this
I genuinely feel sorry for women that weren't born asian, must suck to be inherently less feminine than asian women.
I don't want to compete I just want them to give me their men. They all want white guys anyway.
>tall asian girl
>feminine
lol no
>>25607091
>it's the same black chick every time
GIVE UP
I
V
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U
P
>>25607057
>shit face that makes per perpetually look 12 until she turns 35 and perpetually looks 80
>no ass
>no hips
>no tits
wow what perfection
Why do you care about girls when dick exists?
>tfw all traps are bottoms
;_;
It's not fair. I wanna be the big spoon, the dominant one in public, and everywhere else, be the breadwinner, but I just wanna worship trap cock and be treated like a bitch in the bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
>>25603903
I prefer vaginas. I do wish I possessed an impressive dick like that though.
>>25603950
i'll gladly dick you down sweetheart
>tfw malebots hate it when girls "invade" their man-caves and man-imageboards
>tfw malebots never leave their comfort zones to meet women outside
>tfw malebots constantly whine about not having girlfriends
>>25597214
I left my comfort zone and tried to meet women outside and I got threats of physical violence by chads, ignored by some women, and slapped by others for being near them
also being a nigger doesn't help
>>25597214
Be my gf?
1213752332532
>>25597301
Get that thirsty ass shit out of here
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>>25588050
jesus that's a lot of links
I just wanted an excuse to show you my yandere waifu
>>25588823
mayu is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV-494kWBhw
good waifu
What do you do with the rest of your life?
I really couldn't think of anything other than impregnating as many girls as possible.
>Hire bodyguard
>Fuck with people until they get so assblasted they try to attack me
>Watch guard beat them senseless
>>25585493
I would give half of it away, never work and enjoy life to the extreme
Put a base on the moon and then go up by myself so I can be alone forever.
If you could wake up tomorrow and look like this, would you? Why?
How would your life change, if at all?
My life would be great until people realize I have a dick and I'm pretending to be a woman
he's cute.
no. i like being ugly.
>>25581006
You'd be fine. Nobody would know except your lovers, and you can find lovers who are into that.
/fat feels/
Post all your whiny bullshit here.
>350lbs
>never lost weight early because I always told myself I'd be ending it early
>try to do it now and the cravings get insane
>if I get sad I start binge eating
>can't drink coffee because it upsets my stomach so I can only drink water
>it's going to take me years to lose weight
>even...
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>>25608844
you're that guy from the fat ugly guy porn thread huh?
>>25608868
Yeah.. it got me thinking about how disgusting of a thing I am
>>25608844
>be me
>was almost 300 lbs
>slimmed down to 210
>actually become more self conscious of my weight as I go on
>still view myself as a huge fatass
>ignore the messages I get on okcupid because I think they'd be disgusted by my body if they ever saw it
send help
How old were you when you grew out of videogames?
>tfw darksouls was the last game I loved and that was five years ago
>>25606486
After high school. The last game I bought was twilight princess
17
original comment you robot fuck
>How old were you when you grew out of videogames?
16.
Was playing Civ II one day and just had an epiphany:
What the buggery am I doing with my life?