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Resource list:
Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1021034 (run by unknown)
Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/yanderegeneral
IRC: #yangen on Rizon
Dubtrack.fm room: https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/yg
Skype group: https://join.skype.com/uBkj11BrwxpR
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community Site: http://www.yandere.org/
> Dating / Community FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> IRC Channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> IRC Connection Tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
>>25588050
jesus that's a lot of links
I just wanted an excuse to show you my yandere waifu
>>25588823
mayu is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV-494kWBhw
good waifu
>>25588836
I love that song and some others! Thanks!
>>25589036
which others do you love? do share
>>25589578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mfBdPMIb1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajrVqMPKY3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7rKDKIRuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG2k-BX-z5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Lbj-eGHOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c1BhJpkbhU
Might be embarrassing but I listen to all these regularly. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQX6qmLNamM
>>25590098
That dude needs to make a song with Vitas
>>25589818
I like it, thanks a bunch
How do I know if I am yandere?
>>25592852
How obsessive do you get when you are in love?
>>25593003
define "obsessive", please
I want to date kuki even though she's a cheater.
>>25593107
why would anyone ever willingly date a person cheating on them? that's beyond fucked up. trash belongs in the dump or buried underground
>>25593251
I have a cuckoldry fetish. Stop pretending it's shameful.
>>25593269
kill yourself you failure
>>25593295
I bet you get cucked every day, faggot
>>25593329
Using your own fetish as an insult? surely you can see what a waste of oxygen you are being.
just die already
>>25593251
she's cute and has good taste in anime
>>25593369
have you even talked to kuki? she is really nice and you shouldn't judge her like that
>>25593385
>>25593417
when a girl is ugly inside what value does she have?
you can compensate for being fat or being a butterface by loyalty, kindness, inner beauty and so on
being ugly inside? not even the prettiest woman will be seen as more than a cheap fuck to be discarded and used.
ugly both ways? now that's real pathetic. those usually die young and for good reason.
>>25593513
you're just a meme apprentice you don't know these forbidden knowledges to be acting so mighty
>>25593513
I see her as more than a cheap fuck. just because you think kuki is shit doesn't mean everyone else does, you just have bad taste in woman
>>25593513
she's ugly inside in the same way real yanderes are ugly inside, the only difference is that you fetishize one type of ugly but not the other
>>25593513
don't talk shit to me because you can only handle one type of crazy and I can handle two, it just means you're a pussy
>>25593599
spotted the ugly cheater. you'd know a thing or two about ugly from that tone.
the fact that you'd come into a yandere thread to project your shit is sickening. go be a worthless waste of life elsewhere.
>>25593662
I am very faithful, have never cheated on my girlfriends
>>25593638
>it just means you're a pussy
nstead of licking some other guy's jizz out of a pussy. i'll cut my losses here
>>25593759
i always wanted to do that but i never dated a girl who would let me do that before I love cum
>>25593829
you absolute filth
>>25593871
I want to lick my girlfriends hairy semen crusted armpit while I get fucked in the ass by a black man.
>>25593957
I want to torture you to death slowly
>>25593871
you're just mad because you base your self worth on the sluts you date, cuck
>>25593980
I want to eat your toes in a soup of asian men semen while you munch on my baby carrot penis, both of us crossdressing and cosplaying as pokemon trainers.
>>25593980
Are you kuki's psycho ex?
>>25593980
>>25593871
>>25593662
>>25593513
have you ever been cucked it feels good mostly when you hide in a closet & watch your gf get plowed to orgasm by some1 else over and over it feels good
post your favorite sexy stories. i am really into femdom & cuck is that
https://www.literotica.com/s/born-to-be-a-cuckold
I readily agreed with her about my useless, little pee-pee and I did confess to her how I had been wanting this for a long time. How I had been fantasizing about other men fucking her even back when we were still dating.
She sat back and looked down and laughed saying, "Oh, honey, look... your pee-pee must be happy, too, from the telltale little bulge in your pants." Then she laughed some more and I laughed with her.
"Oh, and by the way, I have a date tonight with a real man who has a nice, big, thick cock for me. I want you to be ready to clean me out when I get home."
There are no words to describe my feeling, my emotions and the pure ecstasy that I felt at that moment. My dreams, my strongest desires were coming true.
Then she stood up next to the bed and ordered me to kneel in front of her and demanded, "Now, kiss my pussy good bye because you'll never put your little, worthless pee-pee in "Her" ever again. Not ever!"
I was most obedient and did as I was told and thrilled to death to do it!
At that moment I loved her and worshipped her more than ever before.
>>25594474
You're waking up feelings that I did not know that I had before, and I'm married...
>>25594474
Fuck you. Get the fuck out of our thread.
Anyone have good yandere stories to share???
>>25588050
Hi I'm a girl who wants to be friends
>>25595418
get on IRC
I Love you,
i want to tear your body apart and drown myself in your bursting vessels, because im afraid you will leave me, gradually decieve me that your love is mine
and that mine is nothing but spoken words, a touch, and waste of time.
dear how i want to penetrate you,your heart so close to you, but you keep it away and shove it inside.
but i will rip it out, tear it out , until you are overflowed by the red tide,
for red is the color of lust and of lovers romance and sensuality too
but why do you fail to let it envelop you?
if you try fly away from my grasp
and rise higher above
i will gouge out your eyes that you may see no other guys, that sway your interest of me.
but only the blackness hidden behind the red wave of me.
but why i wonder, you wont be my lover , the one that could steer me true,
is it because humans and monsters cannot coexist in a world of full of blue
thats why i wonder as to why you dont want to be dyed red as i sharply embrace you.
for iu want all your blood to flow out so that i may gorge what i always pursue
Controlling a girl's mind to make her into a yandere. Hot? y/n/? What's your opinion of hypnosis porn?
Fuck, forgot picture.
Isn't controlling others hot?
I think it's cute stuff.
BOOOOWEEEEOOOO!
>>25597345
Nicey.
>>25597450
harvey birdman was a good show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pTurPMSaPk
>>25597578
the guard has a cute head I want to pet him too
>>25597654
you know what would be even better? petting a yandere.
>>25597842
Headpatting is the sincerest way to show affection
I always see these threads but never asked.
Is there a point to these threads, why is it a general?
>>25597906
That is really the easiest way to show affection. I do it when I am not in the mood for other affectionate things. If the girl behaves and is really good. I allow her to sit in my lap. Gradually allowing her to work her way up to a soft kiss. It really depends.
For some reason I can't find art of a loli petting zoo. You'd think that would appeal to people.
>>25598007
I'm wondering the same thing
>>25598007
There is a reason for everything. Dont be a moron. Go educate yourself Anon
>>25598007
The point is for yanderes and yandere admirers to shitpost. It is a general because we have a devoted community of shitposters.
>>25598007
Used to be a point, there stopped being any meaning to these threads about 6 months ago if I recall? Basically the threads got really popular and people decided to start Skype groups, IRCs, and dating sites (Yeah I cringe too). Most people talk there and just come here to shitpost or talk about off topic shit. There's really nothing yandere about these threads at all anymore.
>>25598052
Why wouldn't she just sit next to you and snuggle against your leg if you're not in the mood for more?
>>25598107
What game is this girl from?
>>25598056
I dislike her face and the petting looks kinda shitty. Maybe that is why she doesnt look happy.
>>25598114
That is fine, I would actually prefer that most days. Reminds me of a cat. I like cats. Even though I am allergic to them.
>>25598157
She does look happy go check your eyes you can clearly see her smile.
>>25598211
That smile looks more like, "this is shitty petting"
>>25598242
Maybe you're mistaking the shadow beneath her mouth for her smile. Typical of apprentices such as you.
>>25598211
No, her face is like :I
>>25598148
Teaching Feelings. It's pretty short and is mostly about H-scenes but I just like Sylvie, she's cute and I empathize with her
>>25598279
check this post out maybe it will help >>25598279
Why do I waste my time? I could be having tea.
>>25598279
I meant check this post >>25598266
>>25598266
I would point it out, but I am on my cell. I can clearly see the shadow and her so called "smile"
>>25598107
>dating sites
>skype groups
Take this thread down, or whoever made it to just let this general die in peace. You let your interest be infested by orbiters and normies.
>>25598344
Then get on your computer, dumbass. Maybe you think that because you're on your shitty apple macphone book, shithead!
>>25598374
You must have a lot of chairs because they break all the time.
>>25598374
The janitors normally delete these threads for advertising other sites (Check the OP and count them all) so the threads are dead anyway. But nobody takes a hint, because the general's population has almost been completely replaced by this point. Even when we do get normal discussion rolling, people always bring up IRC drama or whatever so it quickly kills the threads.
>>25598420
If I had a computer, I would be on it. Hence being on a cell.
What is your opinion on forced polygamy, cuckoldry and rape?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/polygamist-sect-limits-sex-to-seed-bearers-according-to-leaders-estranged-wife-charlene-jeffs-a6675151.html
>A polygamist sect has been accused of only allowing elected "seed bearers" to have sex with women, according to a child custody petition filed by estranged wife of the group's day to day leader. The custody petition, obtained by The Salt Lake tribune, describes a group of followers called "seed bearers" in the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a breakaway mormon sect. In the document, seed bearers are described as elect men of a worthy bloodline chosen by the priesthood to impregnate women. According to Charlene Jeffs, the estranged wife of Lyle Jeffs who now oversees the sect, a new doctrine means FLDS men are no longer permitted to have children with their multiple wives. That privilege belongs to the seed bearer alone, the document says. It is the husband's responsibility to hold the hands of their wives while the seed bearer spreads his seed. In layman terms, the husband is required to sit in the room while the chosen seed bearer, or a couple of them, rape his wife or wives.
>>25598574
Thats a better looking smile! I like how she even grabs the arm.
>>25598634
hmm, I would like to ask them questions. something is a bit off there.
>>25598588
I wish you were in a cell right now for real. It's the only way you can redeem yourself from your existance in my eyes. I'll never forgive this grudge for as long as I am alive and of sane mind. I won't visit you when you're in there!
>>25598634
>What is your opinion on forced polygamy, cuckoldry and rape?
Not yandere related.
Go ask /pol/ and make sure to use pictures of black people as well. You're guaranteed at least 300 replies.
>>25598588
I'm sorry for my behavior early.
Yandere Sim release when?????????????
>>25598742
>>25598800
Apology accepted
/pats head
>>25598957
Pffttt you can't pot my head who do you think yo uare.
>>25598978
I'll put your head in a pot, you fucking pissjew.
>>25598978
>>25598997
Just a random anon; the petting has already been completed.
>>25598997
>87 / 18 / 12 / 1
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You don't have the power in your hands.
>>25599029
Wanna smoke some pot?
Any girls in Missouri?
>>25599087
Me! I'm from ol' mizzou!
>>25599027
give it a min it's still downloading
>>25599061
Yes. If you're offering.
Especially with a yan girl. I would be very curious on how she would react to pot.
>>25599114
what is?
Anyone here from O H I O?
It's a-ok if you're taken I just a rel lyfe friend ;__;
>>25599183
Hi, Koob.
>>25599061
Yea- OH SHIT it's the dosh police!
>>25598902
Someone has to know my pain. I need to start paying for a VPN, and it's about time we at least got a beta for all the money going into it.
>>25599211
But there are versions of that one game out, are there not?
>>25599114
Wait really? I go to mizzou. Will you be myfriend? I have none.
>>25599202
The heck is a Koob?
>>25599211
Betas should be contained and starved of a gf.
>>25599238
That would be you, you're Koob.
>>25599268
Ok but who is Koob? What does he do? Or is a Koob a thing?
>>25599238
9 Jail-Zero Izzy C. Koob G in the house.
>>25599230
Yes, test releases.
>In the above video, I attempt to accurately estimate Yandere Simulator's release date using math. They Year I arrived at was 2019.
One of his options for releasing it sooner was giving it to a company, which is horrifying considering what happened to Ace of Spades. A great game was totally fucking ruined and dumbed down into CoD with lego blocks and bad graphics.
>>25599287
oh god is this some kind of meme? I feel like I walked into the wrong part of town. Are you going to rob me?
>>25599319
Look at the end of your trip, silly.
You're koobing up this place and don't even know it
>>25599315
It will be fine, or not which is still fine because the japanese will save us.
>>25599238
Apparently you, ya boob.
>>25599150
What is?* replied to the wrong post... I am hungry.
someone feed me. Currently the hosts of the apartment arent ready for food. But I have been home all day. They got the chance to stop by a fastfood place and grab a bite. While I have to eat salty spicy chips to avoid starving.. soon I have to go do my daily work out so I can be happy with myself for my non productive day.
I need nutrients!!!1
>>25599338
I'm dyig rightnow anon how the heck did I miss that wowie wow wow im actually an idiotI know you don't I? Helo. I hope everything is ok it's been a while
>>25599340
>because the japanese will save us
No, they won't because we won't get proper English releases, and it probably won't be as violent and sadistic.
>>25599379
Clueless as always.
Like why doesn't he have an option for hiring real talent to help out with the all the coding?
reee
>>25599407
I am constantly and consistently without a clue. I blunder through life on my good luck and good looks and blissfully ignorantly nice personality. It seems to work though :3
>>25599379
It's okay, you're the koobiest of them all.
>>25599402
Time to learn japanese, but I don't know about the violent and sadistic part.
Please don't kill yourself, anon-chan.
>>25599436
>not liking violent and sadistic
>>25599431
There has never been a koob and kooby as me apparently. But that's ok. I accept my title with all the grace and dignity that a koob can muster.
What is this thread about again?
>>25599426
I don't know there's so much thigns that can work but I'll never know what goes on in that shitter's toilet.
>>25599481
That's not what I meant to mean, dumb glass.
>>25599379
Joe easy, there is a good chance you do not know me.
>>25599510
>dumb glass
Don't come at me with that, you fucking bongo.
>>25599467
That zoogang is a bad influence for you. You're an independent little girl, who dont need no man. Please get help ;_;
Going to work out. Bye bye~
Why do you have two steams?
>>25599527
Don't talk like that to my friend(me)
>>25599538
Aren't they dead or in hiding?
Why continue to bother?
>>25599522
Oh, you just sounded like someone I know is all.
Oh well. I hope you're doing ok regardless!
Back to my original Q though. Anyone from the Ohio here? Anyone at all? I'll buy u a Happy Meal.
>>25599568
Who are we talking about? Is someone dead?
>tfw never a yandere gf to take your virginity
Don't jump down a well! Do you have any idea how you'd be contaminating the drinking water for the local residents????
i visit /g/ and /aco/ for the size threads but can i talk about size in this thread?
m/25 here
>>25599566
My friend(you) told my other friend(me) that some fucking bongo is being an idiot
>>25599724
i meant /d/! holy fuck!
if i had a dollar for every typo...
>>25599732
>bongo
That's the best insult I've ever heard in my life.
>>25599591
Don't worry everything's fine.
>>25599770
Haha It Sure is my friend! You can use it if you want, but don't say it too many times! It might lose its worth!
>>25599732did you hire this moron to help you?
>>25599770
Calling people a donut is still pretty nice..
>>25599814
Yeah, he gets paid by the post, but he's not doing a very good job
>>25599847
>yungimouto
I'm surprised she cam back after like 11 people in a single /yg/ thread were all her bf's
>>25599784
Good, good. We wouldn't want another death on our hands.
>>25599886
The hell are you talking about?
>>25599853
Could it be that you're not paying them well? How shameful. I guess you'll have to work harder in your daytime job as a carpenter, wood addict. Let's go out for a drink again another day shall we.
>>25599941
>The hell are you talking about?
Some guy mentioned that an ex LDR gf on the dating site 'cheated' on him, she would pretty much came with other guys from /soc/ while stringing this guy along as emotional support, long story short, at least 8 other people that come to /yg/ alone experienced that with her and she was put as someone to avoid in the old pastebin.
>>25600061
Source? Can you tell us more on the story? I've never heard of that. What the hell?
>>25599510
If he really knew what he was doing, he'd find business partners and start his own company imo.
>>25600061
She went by youngimouto at the time? Was she posting in the threads or what? You're kidding, right?
>>25600061
That's just some random ass useless drama shit to be quite frank with you.
>>25600089
No one cares about that shit. Let the cucks rest in peace. Quit samefagging if you are?
>>25600089
>>25600142
It starts here: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/14323327/#q14323928
Don't let her string you along, she's nothing but bad news and isn't obsessive in any possible way.
>>25600143
I care and I want to know more. This can't be real.
I am so glad I've never posted my pic here, registered for an account, or given the slightest indication that any of my posts are by the same person. I don't fancy being ranked in the best vs worst girl ranking that's going on right now...
>>25600177
...That's.... that's scared from IRC. What in god's name is going on here?
>>25600180
Said the penis haver
>>25600177
>>25600203
So is it confirmed that spooks is a humongous cuck?
>>25600119
Yeah he really would. As an example, he said the character models would be just placeholders if I remember correctly. I think he changed his mind after realizing he had so much to do and it disappoints me a bit, but not that they are completely hopeless.
>>25600178
How can it not be real? It's just some poor idiot - if you allow me to say so myself - guys falling for a girl on the internet.
>>25600180
It's not best vs worst girl bullshit in anyway, it's that yung imouto is a horrible person.
She was called out in these threads for 'dating' guys while also being a massive e-whore, then comes back to these threads.
>>25600203
>>25600228
Holy shit, I didn't know she was Scared.
I'm not sure if it's known, but she also goes by Misakicrazyfan or something in the /soc/ shut-in-network IRC.
>>25600260
Got any more logs like that?
>>25600295
Yeah. It's scared. Spooks is dating a girl who is known for cucking guys. I knew about two guys she had cucked, but I didn't know she had pulled that crap on many others. Holy shit. King cuck indeed.
>>25600295
Wait, isn't that the girl who fucked Cooking Anon? There was a picture circulating around a few months ago in the threads.
>>25600350
A picture of what?
>>25600350
>>25600339
Holy shit, she gets around. This isn't anger in feeling. Fascination? It's almost like I'm...impressed? Anyone else?
>>25600408
>in
I'm
>>25600408
So she pretty much fucked the entire IRC?
Can someone repost the cooking anon picture? I can confirm whether or not it is her.
I think it's time to repost the "get scared" pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/R4vjsvjf
>>25600339
Poor Spooks. He won't break up with her though, even though he means nothing to her and she's probably on cam with others.
Remember Spooks, if she doesn't want to talk to you because she's not in the mood, then there's like an 80% chance she's prowling /soc/ for some giant cock.
>>25600350
No, yung imouto lives in Australia I think, so unless one flew out to see the other, then it's unlikely. She might have cam'd with him though, who knows.
>>25600432
She had 'dated' half of the guys in /yg/ by the time she was run out of it.
Her stupidity amazes me at the fact that she hasn't changed her name after such a long time.
It's also not hard to tell if it's her or not, she's just a fat asian girl.
This log pisses me off even more now that I know she's been using guys this way. This one bought her a gift and this is how she repays him? Fuck.
>>25600527
She was run out of it? Seriously, can you post the complete story?
>>25600383
Of them together. I don't have it saved, of course. But that's besides the point. I also heard that Cooking Anon liked Senran Kagura. Like seriously, yeah, that ninja titty game. I heard he went to a titty con and molested a guy in the shower because he looked like a girl. He put his hand inside the guys trunks.
>>25600527
Australia? It's more likely that Cooking Anon was the one who flew imho because he is an upstanding working citizen who has a boss.
>>25600590
She's a fat asian with glasses and a tongue piercing who often dyes her hair. Was that girl anything like that? I vaguely remember something like that, too-- Didn't cooking anon fly to somewhere?
Every time dramaish conversation comes up I imagine /yg/ as a group of bickering old women.
>>25600590
Also I don't know if you guys heard but Cooking Anon doesn't even know how to cook, unlike me. I can make popcorn and toast, it's really good. I think he just copies what he sees on recipe books. What a guy, no spirit at all.
>>25600590
Do we have a picture of the same monster girl saved on our computers or is that a coincidence
So who specifically has she dated?
>>25600647
it's like that old lady crime drama that I've never seen desu
>>25600647
>
Is that from F.R.I.E.N.D.S?
>>25600670
Probably, but my image folders are like moving mazes and I can only find those pictures sometimes.
>>25600484
>I shouldn't have said I like old guys
>when I was talking to her she said she liked scrawny gamers the most
>when I was talking to someone who also talked to her, he told me she fed him a bunch of crap about liking chubby weeb guys
Also it's weird seeing all that stuff about her 'spilling her spaghetti', because she definitely has the ability to talk to anyone she wants with no problem. Actually human scum for leading people on and pretending to be something she's not.
>>25600589
That thread is essentially the whole thing, she deleted her dating site account and then reappeared in the shut-in-network a month or two later.
>>25600691
There were no names, but a lot of people knew her by name and she also pulled the same shit, leading on a bunch of guy in the /soc/ IRC too
Anyone remember this song? Ahhh, the good 'ol early 2000's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDPX-VWIcDc
>>25588050
I'll post this here too
>schizo senpai hasn't talked to me in days
>too scared to approach him and talk to him in case i'm bothering him
>he said he likes heavy metal so spent the week listening and downloading all kinds of metal
>all i do all day is stalk him and register the things he does in my chart
Help
>>25600734
I've heard that about her from others too. She acted shy when she first joined the IRC and changed her personality later on. She has tons of friends, has tried drugs, has slept with several boys in real life and goes clubbing-- she's no shy flower, she just has a fetish for pretending to be a little girl.
>>25600734
What else did she tell you when you talked to her? Any obvious lies?
>>25600760
help with?
Done with my work out. Feeling a bit better
>>25600734
You know, I almosy wonder if spooks knows about all that and actually admires her for it without realizing that she's lying to him too.
>>25600783
It's not even a fetish for pretending to be a little girl, she has obvious issues and needs to try and drown herself in attention or something.
>>25600804
Other than her whole persona she had going on? There wasn't a lot to it, she'd say she was going out to a friends house, then joined an IRC when it was like 3am for her I think and went on about how she went out clubbing and met a cute guy.
She's the living embodiment of cuck.
>>25600905
Go back to work out, gains orc. No one needs you here, go eat some shrub. You reek of testosties.
Oh yeah, I'm not sure what skype account she's using to cuck spooks, but she still uses the skype account 'Midnightmelodyy' too
>>25600783
>she just has a fetish for pretending to be a little girl
She's not the only one :3
>>25600926
No, it's a fetish. She does the little girl thing to everyone. She wants to be everyone's "imouto". The attention whoring is a different issue entirely, in my opinion. Her dad is around, so it's not daddy issues.
>>25600905
How can you tell if a boy enjoys talking to you? He's really shy and so am I so our conversations were short but he initiated them and I sperged out tons. He smiled a lot when we talked.
>>25600760
>schizo senpai
Why would a schizo be your senpai?
What's the story?
>>25600944
Yeah. I know a few of her skypes. She has several different ones. Apparently she had at least two different steam accounts, too.
>>25600939
lol, im scrawny as fuck. Go be productive and active than sitting your life away at a screen :^)
This girl is probably shlicking to the drama ITT right now.
>>25600978
Something worth noting about the steam accounts: they both had different friend lists and different groups listed. It's safe to say that she probably doesn't usually tell people about both groups. She adds them to one and keeps the other hidden.
Come on guys. Let's talk about Cooking Anon, shall we?
>Comes in the thread out of nowhere
>Posts completely unrelated shit he's been doing like palying videogames what the fuck???
>old power ranger
He probably wears flipflops in his house too.
>>25600955
It might have something to do with her brother then? It would make sense with the imouto name, and back when I talked to her, I flat out told her I'm not interested in her like that because I already had a gf, and over time she did actually talk about her brother a lot and would ask incest-y questions like "Do you think being attracted to a family member is weird?"
>>25600969
If he makes time for you, he likes you to an extent. Smiling counts too!
>>25601000
May I lick your abs for good luck. I'm not gay, I just wanna catch your productiveness.
>>25600926
How quick was she to send out nudes?
>>25601018
It would make sense. She's really into brother/sister stuff. I wonder if she was molested by him or something? Her issues have to stem from somewhere.
>>25600969
>How can you tell if a boy enjoys talking to you?
>how can you tell if anyone enjoys talking to you?
......
>>25601000
>im scrawny as fuck
>Go be productive and active
You've been picking up your mom's dumbbells for 10 minutes and you consider yourself an authority on proper use of time?
>>25601015
>wears flipflops in his house
What a terrible being.
>>25601015
I hope he logs on soon so he can tell us if he banged Cindy or not and if she was a good lay.
>>25601039
Quicker than Cooking Anon but not by a lot.
GUYS!!! COOKING ANON!
>>25601106
Did she shave her bush or no? Asians don't generally shave their bush but a big bush would be weird if you're doing imouto roleplay.
>>25601039
She offered to swap pics once and she sent me some semi-lewds over snapchat after maybe two weeks of talking, if I was reciprocating, I don't doubt once bit I would have gotten a lot more than semi-lewds.
>>25601066
That makes a lot of sense actually, the hypersexuality, the need to feel loved, the fact that she can't abandon that yung imouto name even after being known for it, and how much she's into loli brother sister stuff.
This thread is shit and needs to be purged of drama.
>>25601018
Did she do the high fake loli voice thing with you? She did it to me, but sometimes her voice would shift back to what it normally is.
>>25601148
Can you post the lewds? What were they like? TELL US MORE
>>25601162
Yeah, she pretty much only done the loli voice the first few times we talked, then after that she talked normally with her pretty strong asian-australian accent.
>>25601196
Did you cyber with her? She does it all the time when she's cybering.
>>25601133
I want to cook an anon.(if you know what I mean)
No, I don't think he shaved his bush. It wouldn't suit him.
POST THE LEWDS
POST THE LEWDS
POST THE LEWDS
POST THE LEWDS
>>25601212
No, I don't think he is the type of person to cyber.
>>25601241
Why do you want to see his lewds so much? I can ask if you want.
Oh wait I forgot he has an account on fratlife. You guys are lucky, I can get you in, for a price.
reposting this
>>25601034
Lmfao, I am scrawny as fuck. But you may lick my stretch marks. ;^)
>>25601086
No, but my shit physique means that anyone can be active and productive.
I have been doing the insanity workout and cant even do the god damn "stretches" half the time.
POST THE LEWDS
POST THE LEWDS
POST THE LEWDS
POST THE LEWDS
or at least tell us what they were like
>>25601187
I was talking to her a little over a year ago now, so I don't have them saved. One was her just out of the shower, she wasn't wearing anything but cut it off before you could see her boobs, another was straight out tit pics but drawn all over, there were a few more, but she stopped after she realized she was getting nowhere.
>>25601212
Nah, I had a fantasy e-gf at the time I was 'staying faithful' to, so I didn't do anything lewd with her at all.
>>25601307
How did you get this picture of me?
>>25601311
Nice, are you working out for this bodytype specifcially? if so then good job you've achieved your goal.
>>25601341
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good was the cleavage?
>>25601369
I'm not him but I assure you it looked like baggy skin.
>>25601398
Some tits are firm, or maybe she's that kind of fat chick who has no tits.
What kind of stuff does cooking anon cook?
quIt talKing aBout My GF you StupidS
LEave her aLOne
What was on http://waifu-material.tumblr.com/ ? She took that tumblr down.
>>25601351
Haha, thanks, but no. I kinda cheated by poor eating habits from depression and self hatred.. but now I realized that I feel too weak and phsyically pathetic at times. Temporarily at Chicago to work with my uncle and he said was planning to do the work out. Thus, I forced myself to join. Since his work is already physically demanding for me. I was brutally honest to myself and now I am doing it.
>>25601463
As I said, only things written in books and the like. Truly pitiful, really. A wasted talent one might say. If only he tapped into his creative mind instead of following things by the book. Anyone can cook from a recipe book honystely. My cook is much better and inventive.
>>25601529
mmmmmmmmmmouto?
>>25601499
Did you get a nice haircut and shave for that occasion? With that belly one could imagine all sorts of wicked hairstyles for social encounters that could happen.
>>25601529
don't yOu Have somEonE ElsE coOk for yOu?
She's kinda cute, it's a shame she's a slut.
Here's the bitch herself. Don't dare kill yourself or it will ruin her precious morning.
>>25601634
It should be illegal to be this short.
>>25601599
My face hasnt produced enough facial hair for a shave, and I did get a haircut. But it looks a bit better cause the lighting was shit. I still dislike it, so I am doing more ab work outs and now encouraging myself to go for a run.
>>25601612
Let's just say that I'm an octopus and he is one of my tentacles........
if I told you much more than that I would have to kill myself
Vietnamese, right? Nguyen?
>>25601678
As expected. If you want I can pay for caterpillary surgery.
>>25601529
Why are you so mad at cooking anon? He's a nice guy.
What's your favorite recipe?
>>25601711
>Nguyen
That's an Anglo-Saxon surname.
>>25601688
>I'm an octopus
I used to be one of those until WHY WERE YOU MEAN TO ME? IS IT BECAUSE I KEEP DOING STUFF WITH MONEY, LIKE IT LOOKED LIKE I TRIED TO PAY YOU OFF?
>>25601311
You're starting to remind me of cooking anon when he started to work out, hope it goes smoothly. Don't go to any orgies like he did, you might end up molesting a girlyboy in the bathroom of a convention.
>>25601751
Fuck right off you don't know shit about my hatred Fuck you FUck you. I don't need an excuse for this shit anymore I'm going all out on that bastard. He stole my life from right beneath my feet, just after he stole my innocent heart. His days are counted in the hands of someone with no fingers.
shhh oneeye is sleeping
>>25601862
Tell us more. When did you start dating him? When did things go bad?
>>25601369
She was pretty fat, but she got lucky because she was asian and had the firm type of fat. Her boobs seemed sort of smallish for how big she was, but they weren't bad. 5/10, 6/10 when you take fat tits into consideration.
>>25601488
She just posted loli porn on it and posted used to have a bunch of lewd shit on it like what she wanted to do with guys, but she tried to keep up the pure little loli persona with it too.
>>25601742
Pay for my groceries, and lack of clothes. Maybe a few steam games.
But jokes aside. I am broke atm, I have about 5$ to my name. Which I may have lost to the washer..
>>25601855
ahah, noted.. surprisingly I have been wanting to go to one. but there are too many things to do in this world, than to focus on my desires and lust. Maybe someday in the future.
>>25601688
What are the other tentacles?
reposting image
>>25601909
He betrayed me with junji imouto after I betrayed him with my dad
>>25601941
I've sent a carriage your way to pick you up, you'll be working for me in one of my subsidiaries. They'll provide you with everything you need.
>>25601946
enough to kill myself in one hit
>>25602046
Nice tiddies were had.
>>25601855
The money wasn't the issue in the negotiation. I'm just not suited for that kind of business. I feel like it's harmful for the customers and an investment that someone such as me cannot make. I'm sorry I was harsh on you, sir, but hopefully you understand that it comes with the territory. It's an unnecessarry step but I assure you that the interest was the benefit of both parties. My apologies for this here.
>he fell for the yandere meme
lol
>>25602296
Okay, I have standards. It better be high class. Or else you will get nothing!
>>25602549
What color is your pee? This is important.
>>25602566
What makes you think I pee? You're disgusting.
>>25602589
How is science disgusting, you fucking profligate.
>>25602610
Shut the fuck up you sybarite. Peeing is for mortals. I am a deity.
>>25602566
Depends on what I ate and how much water I drink.
Red, but on a good day blue.
Okay okay, jokes aside. It is light yellow, noticing that it gets lighter/clear/transparent if I drink more water and if i dont drink soda or eat junk
>>25602296
>hopefully you understand that it comes with the territory
I understand now. If you require any reinforcements in the future I will have my troops there in a year's time, should Bandai not sue for us for the illegal use of multiple products under their trademark.
Ara ara, it's ara.
>>25602649
>>25602642
>>25602665
In my room I have a shelf. In this shelf there are countless vials containing the piss of a multitude of different horses, most of them champions of horse olympics. I also have a special place in my lab where I dissect horses, but what's really special is my piss dialysis machine that I've carefully crafted with the help of farmers from around my land. You see, piss ministration is important in my stead. It keeps the business flowing, in a way just like pee. Ever since I was a little princess all I wanted to do was pee and my father took note of this and groomed me into becoming a perfect piss princess. If you come work for me, I guarantee you that sometime or another your pee will end up in my hands.
>>25602747
Do you like wolf urine, or just horse urine?
http://www.predatorpeestore.com/coyote-problems-wolf-urine.html
>>25602747
I can imagine your tears when only silver coins fall on your hands instead of my liquid gold, I pity your ambition.
