Y'all eat puss?
no i'm a fag
If a girl would let me
You fucking bet I eat pussi
>>25609181
boipucci is still pussy.
I prefer to eat ass but only because I'm a faggot who's strangely attracted to women
vaginas taste and smell awful
>>25609153
U NO DAT SHIT SCRUMDIDDLYUMTIOUS B0S
>tfw no gf to go down on
I don't like this feel.
Back when I had a gf, yes.
>>25609153
I want to eat Rise's pussy.
Honestly getting pegged is less beta than eating a girl out
>>25609404
Would be something to be proud of if she wasn't a wildebeast. Also sausages with green nail polish, why?
P.s Moo
I ate pussy several times daily for nearly a year. AMA.
>>25609460
>sausages with green nail polish
lol you beat me to it
>>25609470
How do you keep things interesting after doing it so much?
Does eating my own count?
My bf sometimes forces my nose into it when we wrestle.
I don't because virgin, but I'm interested I guess. I'm not opposed to it. The idea makes me nervous, but I'd definitely be willing to. It seems like something I could enjoy. Plus, since I've got low self-esteem, I'm gonna aim to please.
>>25609523
>>>/suicide/
Normie whores like you are the fucking worst
>>25609523
How fucking flexible are you?
>>25609558
>>>/reddit/
Fuck off white knight enabler
>>25609523
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>25609523
interesting really
>>25609541
I was once celibate for four years to respect the wishes of my partner who was religiously bound to celibacy and and monogamy for the period that we were dating, but I'm not religious. Current relationship is monogamous, too, as per his wishes. What part of that is whorish?
>>25609514
Really high sex drive, different positions, it's fun, nothing else to do at the time. I was between jobs and we'd just fuck for hours a day. Sometimes she'd straddle me and i'd eat her pussy and asshole while she blew me, sometimes I'd just go down on her, she'd sit on my face. I mean it's not like sex gets old or something, but once it becomes a norm it's not worked up as much in your mind I guess.
It's like people say, it's like air. It's not a big deal unless you're not getting any.
>>25609596
>not religious
>ever had sex
Fuck off normie whore
>>25609580
You're the most pathetic man on /r9k/
>>25609580
What the fuck???original
>>25609523
How is that evean bossible?
>>25609580
>I live in London. Please be in London.
This is tasty, well-made pasta.
I got a chance to try it once
apparently I'm bad at it, I'll never forget the bored look on her face
>>25609580
You massive turbofag
I imagine that you were wearing a blong wig and a buttplug when you typed that shit
>>25609153
When the puss ain't nasty
Still eating my exgf's perfect tight Filipino puss
>be virgin me
>really want to eat some pussy
>somehow manage to get invited to a party
>get drunk
>hit on a grill for the first time in my life
>thisiseasy.jpg
>make out
>tell her to take off her pants
>she does
>thisiswaytooeasy.jpg
>eat her out
>its boring as fuck
>get home,plan sucide
>>25610446
how did you hit on her?
>>25610446
Teach us your normie ways family
Yes, and I'm going to eat pussy later today.
>>25610459
we have been talking all evening
ive been spewing out stuff that made everyone laugh hard
i acted like an alpha
at one point i just kissed her
then grabbed her and carried her into a room
some other chick always came to me whenever i sat down and cuddled with me
should have eaten her out and not the other skank
>>25609153
I'll eat anything if you give me enough money.
I would gladly train on a fembot muff.
Sadly no fembot muff in site.
>>25609353
>smell awful
yes,but if youre horny you dont care
>taste
they dont taste at all
>>25610575
>fembot muff
An unshaven, unkempt, unshowered vagina. Ewwwwww.
>>25609580
The feeling of reading perfect executed bait is orgasmic.
>>25610692
>An unshaven, unkempt, unshowered vagina
That sounds great actually
>>25609404
you eat out like a beta
you gotta grab her by the legs and spread em
>tfw fembot gf
I would do it for hours on end, with great enthusiasm.
I'd eat her ass too.
It appeals to me more than anything she could do to me.
I just wish some girl would let me do it.
>>25610722
How did you get her?
Tell us normie
>>25610651
>taste
What if it tastes like old coins? Is that a bad thing?
>>25609353
>I am very, very gay
>>25610746
Browsed r9k, checked a fembot thread. She made a post, I thought she sounded interesting, I contacted her. Now I'm getting that tight fembot pussy on demand.
Just bee yourself, dude.
>>25610692
Stupid indian, westerners shower.
Poo in the loo
Go
Go
Poo in the loo
>>25610785
But do fembots shower?leave contact if no :3
>>25610692
>thinking fembots don't masturbate with their shower head on full blast
uhhhh
>>25609153
Just finished up on the wife, of course that was just the foreplay but immensely enjoyable. Being a wagecuck isn't always terrible.
>>25610804
normie reego away
>>25610782
>tfw no fembot thread
Good job family
>>25610761
youre tasting blood,friend
Who else /tonguetied/ here? Literally can't stick my tongue out far enough to French or eat muff properly
>>25610841
I'm more along the lines of /haveabsolutelynoideahowtofrenchkiss/ here. I just don't get it
>>25610819
You missed out on your opportunity.
Just have to be in the right place at the right time.
>>25609153
Of course I do. But only in serious relationships. When I was young and inexperienced, I made the mistake of going down on a fwb. Luckily, I didn't catch an std.
I generally love oral sex, both giving and receiving, and will never date anyone again who isn't really into both as well.
>>25610558
Ain't it funny? So easy being normie
>>25610837
Her period ended a day or 2 beforehand.
Leftover blood? There was no blood on me afterwards.
>>25610802
>thinking anyone doesn't shower with their showerhead on full blast
uhhh
depends on the girl and the pussy.
of course
and also how u want to eat is out....there is quite different ways.
>>25610906
I like to mist myself like a chameleon. It lets me feel truly free.
I found this beautiful guy outside today and I let him mist in the shower with me, he was loving every second of it.
I love you Jim.
>>25610898
tell her to wash herself properly
>>25609580
Aww how sweet ;)
Do you want to eat my pussy? My by won't do it but allows an open relationship only as long as he eats we out, I can't touch your penis but we could cuddle after. And don't worry, I don't let those assholes get to me. They're just mad they don't get my puss-puss.
>>25610718
Passive beta vs aggressive beta
I thing aggressively betaing is even more more than passive.
>>25611271
>I thing aggressively betaing is even more more than passive.
You what, nigga?
>>25611280
Compare eating pussy to faggots assfucking. Obviously the one putting his dick in a man's ass is objectively the gayer one. It's thethe same with cunnilingus.
>>25611271
>aggressive beta
How is grabbing her her legs and making her twitch like shes having an seizure beta?
Youre so insecure you wont even eat her out like you have some balls.
I've become really obsessed with vaginas lately, I don't know why.
>ywn get lewd with your gf for the first time
>ywn spend time exploring her vagina with your fingers before finally moving your mouth down to it
>ywn never take your time trying to figure out what makes her feel the best
>ywn never become a god with your hands and mouth
>if you do get a gf, she'll be weird-ed out because you're a virgin seeing a vagina for the first time
>>25611305
>Compare eating pussy to faggots assfucking
>compare this heterosexual act of love-making to homobuttsex
Again. You what, nigga?
>>25611305
youre a full blown out faggot mate
>>25611376
I have done it before.
>>25611391
What have you done before?
>>25611403
faggot assfucking
I'm a virgin and I think more about giving oral than having intercourse.
Am I a broken person?
>>25609153
>eating pussy
>not sucking dick
>>25611449
It is okay, anon. I was extermely curious about oral too. I wanted to know how girls smell and taste like and I wanted to play with a pussy using my hands. Once you'll get to experience all kind different of things, you'll find out what you truly like about sex. You won't be able to figure it out without doing it.
>>25611449
Try it and you will find out that it's not that great
>>25609580
tep lel
>>25611464
thats gay af
Nope. Eating pussy is beta as fuck.
>>25611536
only if you do it the beta way
pussy is shit compared to cock
>that smell
>those tasty balls
>that feel of cum in your mouth
nnng
an hero fucking pathetic low-test beta "men"
>>25611338
I'd rather use my dick like I have some balls. If she wants oral she can get a gf or a beta.
>>25609153
I've only done it and enjoyed it for one girl. Because she was a qt, ultra hygienic and had a nice pussy (and a slim build). No roast. Well groomed down there. Nice tits. Ate that ass also, which was nice.
