who here could easily be chad if they were /fit/?
these guys have small dicks
>>25583994
but they take the big dicks so it's ok
>>25583938
Me desu, I'm good with talking with girls and good looking even I'm skinny as fuck...
Gym shoes
Dad jeans
Pants 2 sizes too big
Extra long sleeves
Hoodies
Wearing these make you stand out and look autistic.
>>25583891
Dont forget cargo pants/shorts and white socks
what if that was part of my plan
Trenchcoats in inappropriate weather
fedoras if you aren't an old man from a time when they were appropriate
Fannypacks
>tfw no lesbian friend
I'm Catholic why would I want this?
>>25583874
are you a grill? I could be your lesbo friend
>>25583915
No I'm a guy sorry
>tfw no qt drug dealer bf
i don't even do drugs
Share how you went thru high school and if or what "group" of friends you had. Il start.
I came into high school with tons of elementary friends, knew almost every person in my grade who went to my elementary well enough to talk to them but i mostly hung out with a group of guys who were all smart and liked video games so we had alot in comon. I always eat lunch with them in school but they had no intrest in being friends outside of school and would often plan hangouts or make plans right in front of me. Come about grade 10 i met some of the stoner guys and...
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Sorry for this spelling and grammer i wrote this on my phone
>>25583873
Nerdy group who liked to play video games would always invite everyone but me to LAN parties. They had a ts channel for the group and basically hid away in an admin channel. Thats as close as I got to having real friends. Spent a lot of time on gmod. Knew about ten people on there who all had shit social lifes and kept me company on the weekend.
first half of high school:
>hung out with nerds in school
>literally no friends outside school
>sat alone at lunch one year for the entire year
second half of high school:
>somehow figure out how to talk to girls
>deep in the friendzone but hang out with some girls and their boyfriends as like a 9th wheel
>eventually get a gf of my own
>hang with girl...
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>take alignment test
>answer every question honestly
>get chaotic evil
>mfw
Why do normalfags say that the loneliest people are the kindest?
Because you used a Waluigi gif. That means you're the character's alignment.
I'm chaotic good
>>25583862
Because the only ones that say that are the Stacy sluts pretending they are emo cutters and shit.
The loneliest people are like us: bitter at the world, skeptical, cynical, and more realistic about how horrible people are at heart.
When normalfags say "loneliest are the best," they are implying that they are the best and that they are lonely in the same sentence, which incites more Facebook comments and tweets.
I haven't slept for 2 days
Feeling like a zombie yet?
>>25583838
I'm feeling like pic related
>>25583805
same here, I'm starting to trip also check 'em
XXXXXhamburgers are not sandwiches
they fit the description of sandwiches
hamburgers are sandwiches which use ground beef, just as chicken parms are sandwiches which use chicken
>>25583733
Thisis an informative thread.
Do any of you have things you feel intense shame over but didn't do anything to bring upon yourself and don't seem to be able to alleviate?
For me
I have feederism tendencies that make my sexuality dysfunctional. The act of sex itself and the female body is less appealing than the idea of a growing figure. It keeps me from having real intimate relationships as I will never desire a woman in the way she deserves and fulfilling my sexual kink would be incredible destructive on a person I respect and love. I will never be normal all because I probably saw some...
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I actually relate to you very well, OP. I'm the inverse of you where I want to gain and get impossibly fat and I've wanted that since I was a little kid.
But I don't. I keep healthy, don't overeat, stay active, and avoid masturbating to that fantasy at all costs. It takes a lot of work to masturbate to other things but it is possible.
>>25583672
Its just incredibly cruel that basic human intimacy is denied to me because I'm a weirdo .
>>25583672
>>25583672
how does a sexual fantasy based on desire of ones own body work?
Is he a Chad?
>>25583617
looks of a chad and is alpha as fuck, but chad is not the word I would use.
His name was Tyler Durden [/spoiler] t b h
>>25583617
The chad in all of us
Guys, romance is not a cure for depression. It's nothing more than a form than escapism which is more addictive than any drug. When she leaves you every piece of progress you've made will be gone and you will be left in a worse state than she found you in.
I wish I hadn't found this out the hard way.
>>25583541
>It's nothing more than a form than escapism which is more addictive than any drug.
sounds good sign me up
Guys, don't listen to OP listen to me instead.A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
>>25583541
Regardless of how stable a romantic relationship you can orchestrate (or fall into), it is wiser to become psychologically metastable and independent of fickle circumstances for contentment. Every human is born addicted to pleasurable external stimuli outside of their control. The only way to break that addiction is to take control of your emotional state internally. That is why most people are slaves to their surroundings. Nobody can self-actualize while they still pursue extrinsic rewards as their primary ends.
>wake up next to gf
>she looks me in the eyes and say good morning
>reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin
ITT: Gf feels
>tfw gf is 5' 0" and weighs like 100 pounds
>the you are 5' 10" and weigh 180 pounds
Feels good to be so much bigger than her when you're taking her to pound town
>>25583556
I know that feel.
>gf is a 100lb Chinese girl
>I'm a 240lb 6'2 Viking
>mfw literally coming in like a wrecking ball
>>25583484
>>25583556
>>25583598
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM
Bloxxxx
>American women rejoice after mutilating their sons' dicks
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH REALITY
You're blowing this way out of proportion. They're not "rejoicing"
>>25583453
She's not rejoicing, she's remorseful. She says she wishes it never happened although I suppose she may mean the too much skin being removed never happened.
>cutcucks will defend this
Who here actually genuinely wholeheartedly loves being alone?
All my problems start and end with people. If I was alone on the planet I'd be the happiest man on Earth. I can't think of anything better than never having to see another human again
I always get stuck in the same trap.
I think I want to be around people but they just betray me or hurt me every time. I feel like I can't even trust my best friend that I have known for 16 years.
>>25583417
Sup, You like to drive?
Also I share your sentiments.
>>25583434
What a strange feeling.
>friend
Not sure you read the OP, or are you being sarcastic?
I like company, but being alone is good, too.
I couldn't get it up with a girl I like yesterday evening. Today is the lowest I've ever been in my entire life, shit just keep piling up like it'll never fucking end. I'm really starting to consider ending it. I know some people probably have it even worse but I can't do it anymore, it hurts too much. How do you do it guys? How do you fucking hang on to it?
did she try and suck it to help you out?
>>25583441
Yeah but it didn't help, I had a semi at best. I think I have some kind of physical erectile dysfunction, sex went the same way with the previous girl I could get to bed with 4 years ago. Holy shit this is pathetic...
Atleast you can get a girl to bed.
>tfw a big tittied milf will never fuck you
>tfw any girl will never fuck you
Why?
>>25583339
Big tittied milf will always prefer chad over you
About to fuck my small qt Indian gf tomorrow
Life is good
>tfw no mommie gf to make you num nums while you play nintendo games on emulator and feeds you soup and sammies with your head in her lap and breasts dangling over your head