>Jack off in public toilets
>jack off at the end of the bus
>masturbate with door open in public restrooms then close when hear noise
>>25587956
I did numer 1 like two times
Once I got fresh cum on my new sweater from the fucking bus seat.
You're disgusting OP.
>>25587956
>jacked off at friends houses
>jacked off outside during the day and at night
>jacked off in my garden naked at 2am
>no friends, all I do is spending all my days playing vidya, eating shit, drinking, going to the movies alone and fapping with geat satisfation
>look at that weirdo he's so asocial!
>get 5/10 gf
>no friends, all I do is spending all my days playing vidya, eating shit, drinking, going to the movies with gf and having average often-boring sex with her
>finally anon got a normal life!
Why are normies so...
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>tfw Barbara Palvin will never ever ever ever be my gf
why
live
?????????????
>>25587914
never say never
maybe she'll lose some bet one day
and she'll have to date the most disgusting man in the world
that's you
>get gf
You are the normalfag.
>Rugby player Tom Morgan said he struggles to get close to girls
>The 26-year-old from south Wales suffers from Tourette's and Asperger's syndrome, which affects his confidence when he's around members of the opposite sex.
>Tom explained: 'When girls see me in the gym they think I'm like this strong, macho guy. I have a few girls messaging me on Facebook.'
>But he rarely takes things further than chatting online because of his...
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I just can't believe no one has snatched this gem up. And the fact that he has autism just makes him 100% more attractive.
>have tourettes
>play rugby
HOW
>over a year
What's the furthest you've ever gone with a woman?
Before a couple of weeks ago I was a KHV, now I've touched a girl's boobs under her bra, as well as held hands and kissed
>>25587739
I've kissed, fingered and suckled on a girls breasts before.
As well as given her a titty job.
ive had sex with many beautiful ladies, and one even let me put it in her bum
>>25587766
You gave her the a titty job?
Anyone left out there? I suddenly saw no fap threads disappear. Did no one derive motivation and a desire to beat the challenge because of the New Year? I haven't defiled or ruined 2016 yet.
>inb4 nofap is fake
http://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/brain-activity-in-sex-addiction-mirrors-that-of-drug-addiction
>>25587734
Brain activity in sugar mimics drug addiction. Quit being such a faggot and crank one out. You'll die who knows when, probably soon, may as well get a little happiness out of your shitty life before then.
>>25587773
No it doesn't because your body tells you when to stop because serotonin is released. Sugar isn't really as addicted because the nerve pleasures aren't as strong as the ones on your genitalia. It's like comparing smoking to meth.
>>25587734
I'm still in! Day 9-10 here (I didn't jot down if my last fap was the 29 or the 30 of December. Not that it really matters, though). I have had many boners in the past days, and I will have many more, but I will not let them control me!
Keep going!
Robots with girlfriends, post about them here.
I met my current gf, Mirjam, about a year ago. She's the cutest for me.
>>25587702
What kind of name is Mirjam?
>>25587702
>Robots with girlfriends
WTF?
go back here >>>/b/
>>25587702
>robots
>with gf
u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot
Is it safe to assume that by the events of Episode 7, the New Republic had already been declining for some time, with the First Order riding a general wave of discontent and uncertainty?
Seems like the Order was already on its way to being the most dominant political force in the galaxy, with the Republic maybe never actually taking off because its leaders were only any good at being resistance fighters, unable fill the power vacuum and return the old system to its former glory. They may have even intentionally tried to be less centralized so people wouldn't think...
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>>25587626
Sir, I like your thread. I will bump and bookmark to read it after i've seen the movie, sir.
Nah its just that Jew Jew wanted another underground "rebel" faction to put all the old heroes back in
>>25588296
well duh
good job stating the obvious.
how do you wnjoy movies?
>tfw stoned as balls at work
>>25587404
this is a funny pepe
>>25587404
Here, this will help calm you down OP.
Wageslaves at work slaving away for Mr Shekalberg.
/tv/ doesn't know shit about film
/mu/ doesn't know shit about music
/fa/ doesn't know shit about fashion
Who else /too good for 4chan/? Share your patrician feels.
>>25587350
I come here for Elliott threads, the fact people unironicly worship him is so strange.
>>25587350
>too good for 4chan
>posts on the worst board
>>25587383
because they can relate to him and he's famous also the edge factor is important for 4chan users
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
It has become increasingly clear to me that I have schizoid personality disorder.
Years ago, I thought it was just a meme disease, and that I was just an edgelord for thinking I was emotionally detached from the world. Now that I am older, and have more experience with social interactions, I finally see that it is my curse that I cannot connect with others in any meaningful way.
I am fundamentally lonely. I cannot be helped.
>>25587314
Fellow schizoid here
Get the fuck over it
>>25587335
>Get the fuck over it
No, let me wallow in self-pity.
>>25587314
Fuck you guys, seriously schizoids are all retards, why do u want to be one? Cant u like pretend that u r something else?
Let's have a /fappers/ thread.
What is the deal with lotion? I always do it without any aids, but I wanted to know the difference. Are there specific fap lotions or can I just use loquid soap? Also has anyone tried fapping with a condom? I never had to buy one, so I don't know the feel (ayy)
> No Roasties allowed
I don't usually fap with lube unless I'm like strung out on something and can't cum and need an unusual amount of speed or duration
>>25587279
>can I just use loquid soap
Do not do this.
>>25587311
yes, dont do this.
i remember when i was 14 and did this it fucked my shit up. for some reason it created a layer of dead dry skin over my junk which took weeks to peel. i thinkit de-sensitized me a bit. but that was years ago so maybe i recovered, or maybe i just dont know the difference.
Anyone else here constantly getting lost in inner monologues?
I can't focus on anything lately. Everytime I try I just lose myself in some imaginary conversation which inevitably ends into me explaining some vain idea or concept to a non-existing audience. I will spend hours walking circles in my room talking to the floor, sometimes repeating the same sentences over and over until I get it right.
I'd write some of it down if it weren't all such utter nonsense.
me too, probably the weed but also been talking to myself since i was a kid, so it's hard to know for sure.
on one of my shroom trips my entire life flashed before my eyes. i thought that was Hollywood bullshit until that happened.
my point is that i learned that the human mind has all the information there already, it just needs to re-arrange and access it, that's the tricky part.
maybe our inner monologues are our way of re-arranging intangible pieces of information?
>>25587129
>. I will spend hours walking circles in my room talking to the floor, sometimes repeating the same sentences over and over until I get it right.
I literally couldn't sleep last night because of this, and I can't have any more sleeping meds until I go into the doctors for a checkup.
>>25587129
Not inner monologue, but I do get pretty deep into imaginary/hypothetical conversations with people real and fake.
For example, I'm writing a novel right now and I drifted off for like twenty minutes imagining a conversation that I would have on a podcast I listen to if they invited me on as a guest.
Also sometimes after talking to someone I'll kind of replay the conversation in my head but with different outcomes.
>I'd write some of it down
Fucking...
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does anyone else here harbour the suspicion that there's something fundamentally wrong with them?
I'm not trying to express some kind of edgy solipsistic outlook or special snowflake syndrome. merely the sense that I am somehow out of kilter with everyone around me, like a watch that doesn't keep correct time, gradually becoming more & more divergent with every passing day.
I was at the gym tonight and I stared into the mirror for a while and I felt this sensation very powerfully. I'm starting to get a bit worried. I have very few friends...
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Yes, would explain why I have no friends.
Everyone I interact with just looks at me like I'm an alien. I'm afraid that the people that do like me are just making fun of me behind my back because I fuck up so many things. Maybe I'm just paranoid but it feels like it.
I probably have asperger so it might be true.
>>25587211
>Everyone I interact with just looks at me like I'm an alien.
Eso es lo que sucede cuando se llega a los EE.UU. ilegalmente, mi amigo
>>25587280
NO NOT AGAIN
Whats stopping you from being a Chad?
>tfw all chads are extremely extroverted
>tfw quiet as fuck
>he thinks I'm not a Chad
l o l
Nah but really, I think a Chad needs to be comfortable around other people which I'm not. People like being around me but the feeling isn't mutual. I've got the height and looks so maybe I'll be able to turn it on one day.
I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with being quiet? People call you out on it, but honestly, why the fuck should it matter?
"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"
>>25587100
Cause im american and if youre american and not doing something loud and impulsive 24/7 than youre not normal
Mine is rocks, i love when the rocks just slide out my ass.
Gets me loads of goodboy points for not pooping everywhere.
>>25586879
That's dog poop.
>>25586895
was the only picture i could find that matched the little poop rocks i make.
you need to eat lots of blueberries to make these, but it feels so good sliding from your ass
>>25586879
When a huge chunk just slides out of your ass.
Like 2 or 3 days worth of poop, where you quickly rush to the bathroom not to shit your pants.
Those are my favorite.