Robots with girlfriends, post about them here.
I met my current gf, Mirjam, about a year ago. She's the cutest for me.
>>25587702
What kind of name is Mirjam?
>>25587702
>Robots with girlfriends
WTF?
go back here >>>/b/
>>25587702
>robots
>with gf
u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot u wot
>>25587772
It's a nice name. She's pale, slender and beautiful, with dark hair and the most beautiful nose that ever so slightly curves forward when she smiles.
>>25587791
>>25587810
Are you jealous?
Superlative b8 m8. Great work. But next time, pick a believable name for your gf
>>25587819
>Mirjam
>sand "person"
>pale
Na family, na
>>25587702
>robots
>with gf
pls go and stay go
>>25587836
It is true.
>>25587837
What are you implying?
>named Kendall
>girlfriends name is Kylie
>people say "like the Kardashians" but you're older than both of them
My girlfriend is adorable, she could make literally millions doing voice acting I've been pushing her into it forever now. She's a former national and state pageant contestant title holder as well, I will see her on Monday when I get back to college. We've been watching Total Drama Island via Skype for hours a day but at the same time I want to spend time with my family before I go back to school.
>>25587819
Cannot be jealous without pics senpaifam
>>25587702
>year 2016
>being this normie
>>25587935
Oh no, you're not tricking me. I've already posted her name, I'm not posting pictures of her.
I had a girlfriend in 7th grade for 5 days. The batner didn't end for years.
>robots
>with girlfriends
>>25587864
>What are you implying?
you might be gay
>mirjam
rofl nope
>>25587951
> Oh no, you're not tricking me. I've already posted her name, I'm not posting pictures of her.
Kek. Don't mess with this guy.
>>25587702
>>25587702
Her name is Jasmine.
She's a total sweetheart. She's kind and she hugs and listens to me and tells me she loves me and she's super cute <3
I took her virginity- I'm her first boyfriend, she's my third :)
Pic somewhat related: she's korean
>tfw not even a weeb or yellow fever fag
>>25587791
>Implying everyone who posts on /r9k/ is a robot or self-identified loser
>Implying there aren't hundreds of thousands of normies who come here each and every day for the dank may mays
