Mine is rocks, i love when the rocks just slide out my ass.
Gets me loads of goodboy points for not pooping everywhere.
>>25586879
That's dog poop.
>>25586895
was the only picture i could find that matched the little poop rocks i make.
you need to eat lots of blueberries to make these, but it feels so good sliding from your ass
>>25586879
When a huge chunk just slides out of your ass.
Like 2 or 3 days worth of poop, where you quickly rush to the bathroom not to shit your pants.
Those are my favorite.
>>25586912
>you need to eat lots of blueberries to make these,
Disgusting.I can do it by manipulating the contractions in my intestine through sheer force of willYou're one hundred years too early to shit on my level, brat.
>>25586879
>feel a shit coming on
>hold it for another 1-2 days
>only actually go to poop when you literally can't hold it anymore
>birth one massive conjoined-twin shit the size of two cans of soup stacked end-to-end
>hurts so good, the end falls out leaving your intestines feeling so cleared and amazing
>don't need to wipe
that's the poop dreams are made of.
The type that doesn't rip open my anal fissures.
>>25587011
How does it feel to be an absolute pleb?
Why do i find shit threads so fucking funny ?
>>25587038
Not as painful as trying to navigate a solid cinderblock past open wounds.
>>25587043
Same, I have always found poop humor hilarious.
>>25586879
Fuck you, you piece of shit, rocks are garbage, when they fall in the water the water splashes and hits your ass and anus sometimes. Fuck you, OP.
>>25588323
>not squatting and aiming your ass to ricochet the turds into the bowl with less joules of force
>Not coating the water with TP to dense the surface of the water for impact
Poop like the deuce you are, shit gud or shit in the street pajeet.
