Why are you all so upset?
>>25630039
Why don't you just fuck off?
Because i wanna fuck Asuka.
are you not anon? are you happy? did something good happen?
Ok lads just set a trip, choose a color, starting location, and country name
I've got dibs on France, leggo
We start at 5, I added myself.
Cmon faggots get in here
Eyy where is everyone cmon lads
I don't want to play on /pol/ because bullies
>>25629994
POO IN LOO!!!muted for unoriginal commentary
Why do normies want to climb Mt.Everest? The majority of people dont even make the summit or die along the way. I just dont get it
So they have something to talk about and shove in everyone's faces.
Normies are always trying to one up each other, it's always a competition.
>>25629996
Maybe you win something at the top. Like a chance to talk to god or something.
>>25630056
No, the only thing you win is a chance to brag.
how does it feel when you're crossfaded?
i've smoked and drank before but idk if it really feels like anything. but people talk about it like its something specific. maybe at best it makes my memory super spotty?
i smoked last night for the first time in a while and i don't think i felt that high or really different than being drunk after like 30 minutes or so. i did feel high at first.
I was cross faded once
>tfw hit the blunt after 14 shots
I woke up sweating in a chicken coop
That book seems very interesting. Has anyone read it? Good?
>>25629988
i haven't read it, just found it online. i just googled it and it looks cool though, but i'm not even sure what it is entirely.
like what does this tiny review even mean? http://abt.ucpress.edu/content/25/2/137.1
I'm going off my medication tonight, having spent the last couple of years, and several more on and off, in a zombie haze.
When I'm on them, I'm functional but dead inside. Off them, I'm self-destructive and alcohol dependent. Without something to knock me out I can stay awake for days.
I've got no problems being social. I can speak clearly, quickly and easily, albeit without affect. I work with lots of people so this makes my job easier, but outside of work I have no significant interest in friendship and zero interest in love or sex....
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You really ought to get over yourself.
>>25629936
How so? You've got the floor.
I understand your feels. This time last year I was unemployed and suicidal and I spend most of my days drinking heavily and rolling around in bed saying shit like "i'm fucking stupid" and "why why why why why" or "I hate myself I hate myself"
Now i've got my own place and a not so shitty job in a warehouse. I'm still kind of lonely and money is tight but I feel comfortable most the time.
I recommend weed > booze definitely, if you can get it. Also try and get new hobbies besides stuff on the computer.
I'm not perfect by any means but I am kind of happy at times.
>playing vidya with my bros
>I make a light hearted joke about one of my friends gaming abilities
>he says "Well at least I have a girlfriend :^)"
>my face
Kill them.
Then kill the damn robot for muting me.
Lose the normie freinds first
Same thing happened to me yesterday
>Bowling with group of friends
> Winning because I bowl every week
>Make small joke about one of my friends not having a good score
>he says, "Well where's your girl then. Oh wait you don't have one"
>mfw
what classes are you taking this semester robots?
>Pathophysiology
>Elementary statistics
>Nursing skills
>Some religion course
>tfwhistorymajor that transferred to a new college mid-year
>registered for classes a month after regular students
>the only 300 - level classes that were still open were bullshit like Indian burial rituals Ancient Korean history
>all the cool shit about the Romans, The Middle Ages or the 19th century were full
Just fuck my semester up
>>25629709
Pathophys is some serious shit, dude.
has anyone ever spotted a robot in real life?
maybe heard someone say tendies, talk about chad, or say "for you" ?
i never have, just wondering
I've been saying "tendies" before it was a meme. now whenever I say it I worry fellow robots in the area are detecting my power level
>>25629649
Almost certain i did. Was at the movies and he was alone sitting next to me. He opened someone elses water bottle and drank it! But he apologized and purchased her a new one. I always knew robots were considerate. I started to browse r9k and hope he would glance over and we could connect. He was eating skittles. His BO was strong but I didn't mind, the smell reminded me of high school
yes, every time i look in the mirror
I need an advice brobots
>my sister is pregnant
>her husband died yesterday
>I'm her only support
>I know that I'll help her but I haven't worked a day in my entire
>neet for 2 years
At least I have a college degree in civil engineering but I hate that shit; any similar experience? will I have to raise that child? I don't want to be a father and I'm really fucking scarred
Its your sister you wont be a father, youll be an uncle.
>>25629641
I know that, but will I have to act like a father? like being a role model and all that stuff; I know I'm a weak ass shit, I'm not a good example for a kid; but I don't want him to end like me just 'cause he doesn't have a dad
>>25629810
No. Just make your sister date. Then shell have other options when the baby is born. So long as you don't live with each other you'll probably just be an uncle figure, not a father figure anyways.
does this autist make you mad, or is he just the average robot?
I couldn't handle him so I stopped watching the show
>>25629455
It's just me.
>>25629490
if you couldn't handle the show, you'd have a stroke watching the movies
>I challenge you to a dance-off, Anon!
haha look at her noodle legs
I'd happily date a wheel girl if it wasn't for the creepy atrophied legs.
I'm wheely not in the mood today.
i finally confessed to a girl, she rejected me
>>25629109
Happened to me twice lad, don't worry about it.
>>25629122
no no just a girl i loved for a long time
>confessed
Well what did you expect? You're not in a fucking anime.
hey r9k
how often do you think about masturbating or sex?
>>25628932
I haven't fapped in 3 days and I can't think about anything else
thinking about just giving up on this NoFap crap
>>25628932
idk but you get what i was saying here right?
>>>/tv/64681953 i even made a picture
Honestly? 24/7. I'm not even a virgin robot, I even have a FWB. I honestly think I have a problem. I jerk off at least four times a day, get a fuck, and it's never enough. It's still all I think about all day erry day
Just spent $1000 in Iottery tickets
It's not just for me though, when I win I'm going to take all the robots in my area out to eat at Chilis and they can even order the most expensive thing on the menu (Dr Pepper BBQ Baby Back Ribs) Then we'll drink and go through bIunts while marathoning Eva
So to all the residents of Louisiana/East Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas all I can say is get ready for the ultimate robot party
get le hype!
>>25628612
you wont win anything mark my words
>$1000 in lottery tickets
I would wish you luck, but that would be insulting to the goddess of luck and integrity.
>I won't tell anyone you hit me, anon. I still love you.
>>25628607
If I somehow wound up doing this I don't know what to do.
I once hit my sister, not even hard enough to leave bruises and afterwards I cried for hours and felt this terrible, empty guilt.
Dam that just makes me want to hit her more.
I love punching chicks.
>>25628607
Fake bloody nose makeup? Weird
Is this cosplay or some shit?
>>25628641
I know chicks who have had black eyes and shit and are still with their bf