Why are you all so upset?
>>25630039
Why don't you just fuck off?
Because i wanna fuck Asuka.
are you not anon? are you happy? did something good happen?
>>25630055
It's genuine question.
>>25630039
Because things will never go the way i wanted them to go.
I will always be
>Short
>Fat
>Uneducated
>Impatient
>Rapey
.
and a general piece of shit.
You Happy OP. IS this what you want ?
Because Hoyer shit the fucking bed at the worst part of the season.
Bill should have known he was concussed idiot playing QB as soon as recovered.
>>25630066
No, no, and no. I am curious as to why everyone is upset.
>>25630039
Because I have a significant other now but instead of things being better they're worse. Now instead of just feeling lonely I feel lonely and unappreciated because she makes no effort to be, well, affectionate.
Because of that feeling when no gf
>>25630260
This is something I will never understand.
>>25630223
Negativity and we've been burned hard before, so you tend to see things as a glass half empty rather than half full
>>25630064
Despicable. How could you violate your waifu like that?
I thought she had a eyepatch
>>25630353
Wait wait wait wait
Melissa?
>>25630353
"Burned hard" in what way?
>>25630039
I'm actually not at the present moment! :3
But I have big mood swings so we'll see. Hopefully this one lasts a couple days
>>25630396
no this is cirno?
>>25630435
A lot of girls don't like me and were mean about it.
i'm lonely. the boy i'm in love withisn't gay
>>25630473
Aw anon I want to hug you. Does he know you like him like that?
>>25630039
I'm ugly
I'm fat
I'm short
I'm hairy
I'm ugly
I'm disgusting
I'm stupid
I can't function around people
I hate people
I will never have a happy relationship
I can't fix most of the problems I have
Nobody has any empathy for me
I probably have undiagnosed mental problems
my family want to put me in the psych ward
I want to die
I don't want to die
Life is terrible
I may be homeless soon
I think I have diabetes
Any day I may get v&
All women are whores
All people deserve to die and I hate them
I'll never know what love is like
etc..
>>25630384
Only in 3.0
>>25630473
Aw anon, fuck i just started writing something now i cant, you just made me feel too hard.
So is this a plug thread
>>25630742the mouth looks like a roastie
>>25630742
What do you mean by a plug thread?
>>25630039
I'm not upset.
I love you, Asuka!
>>25630039
Why arent you upset at something incredibly boring
cause I'm bitter and bored with my life.
>>25630808
OP is a person who goes by the name of Best Girl Defence Force
>>25630781
Yes you're right
>>25630039
I don't really know, except for the troubling development today where all the emptiness turned into sadness
>>25630039
Because I am enraged from having no girlfriend. It has made me bitter and cynical.
>>25630039
its /r9k/, nobodys happy here
>>25630969
Just masturbate, my friend.
>>25630885
I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
>>25631038
And I am asking why.
>>25631038
it just sucks out all the happyness
>>25631092
see
>>25631110
thats why
your the reason were upset chad
>>25630039
That's a really cute asuka OP
Not upset
>>25630502
yes. he still occasionally flirts with me though, it hurts.
>>25630692
s-sorry
>>25630742
Asuka is clearly wearing a dress and not a plugsuit, so no.
>>25631084
Masturbating only works at home. When I'm out in public/at work and I see qt girl and/or couples, I feel lonely as hell.
>thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9IyFFNsZbE
>>25631289
That's not good for you sweetie don't let him play with you like that. That's only going to make it hurt worse.
>tfw dad didn't win the powerball
>tfw he drink chugs the second half of a fifth of whiskey in <minute after powerball numbers come out
>tfw he throw it just a few inches from hitting my head
>tfw he broke one of your two deadbolts trying to get in and had to put desk chair in front of in
>tfw on my knees at my desk typing this because he keeps testing the door every ~30 minutes and the chair's the only thing keeping him back
>tfw he keeps daring me to "come out and learn my lesson" tomorrow morning
>tfw no window & haven't had water since this morning and keep hearing him yelling and stomping around nearby
please god not again, it hurts
>>25631376
>sweetie
stop
>>25631329
iktfb. thinking about how you are getting older and will only miss out more makes you only more bitter and cynical
>>25631376
i don't know what else i can do
every time i become interested in someone, i make them into the focal point of my life, even if i'm a small detail for them
>have a nervous system disorder
>look young and healthy from the outside
>once in a while, need to use a cane or a fat person Walmart scooter
>get ridiculed for it by others
>one actually hit my cane out from beneath me calling me a fraud
>I want to fight back but I can't
>>25631565
Gl anon I hope you find someone new soon.
I know what it's like to desperately want someone to love you in return but you just can't force that to happen
>>25630039
Pretty much because I can't find a girl I like. I'm picky and not social enough to find one. I'm not even worried if can get a date, I'm worried that the stuff I want in a girl is impossibly rare.
It's depressing but I guess I'll just be alone since I can't budge on some stuff.
>>25631261
Correct.
And good for you.
>>25631290
Once I mentioned plug I knew one of you cheeky cunts would come up with something like this
>>25631092
>I don't have any idea
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DO BITCH
Why should I tell you, you ginger cunt? You're not even a proper German.
>>25631903
>Best Girl Defense Force
I think Asuka is really nice, but I dont think she is worthy of being upheld as the best girl.
I'm sorry, but I haven't a clue what you're talking about.
>>25630066
Whats the anime in pic related anon?
This comment is slightly original.
>>25632161
Bakemonogatari, it's the first part of the monogatari series.
>>25630039
BC god made this world just as shitty as it is good. Thats why all these people are angry : they want to be happy.
>>25632242
is that scene a reference to that one scene in chuunibyou?
>>25630039
I come here to shitpost and bait this board floundering in normalfags and posers, not respond to posts like >>25630064 to call them trash.
Stop making threads with images of my waifu. The one time this week I come here to shitpost. Bunch of failed normalfags.
>>25632814
I'm pretty sure it's fan animated, same with this one
>>25631490
why did you make him lose the powerball?
really shitty thing to do senpai
>>25632920
How the hell did she an injury requiring a bandage *above* her knee?
>>25633021
Bandaids and the green bracelets are the designer's weird traits, they're on practically everyone
>>25630039
Contention originale
>>25633167
sleep well little elliot
