Ok lads just set a trip, choose a color, starting location, and country name
I've got dibs on France, leggo
We start at 5, I added myself.
Cmon faggots get in here
Eyy where is everyone cmon lads
I don't want to play on /pol/ because bullies
>>25629994
POO IN LOO!!!muted for unoriginal commentary
>>25630284
Well thanks for the bump senpai, what color, if you really want to play?
>>25630315
Green means go, fampai
>>25630327
Ok, added you
We start at 5 people
>>25630315
Do I color it in myself?
>>25630387
>>25630385
No, I do it as OP, like always.
>>25630387
nvmndthis is new to me, we rolling
>>25630411
Poo in Loo expands south
Towards Sri Lanka
>>25630466
Wait senpai we have to wait for some more people to join.
>>25629994
I'm gonna join just trying to choice where to start.
ISIS, red, Syria
>>25630522
Nice choice senpai
>>25630490
whenever you decide lemme know m8
>>25630327
>poo in loo empire
>not picking brown
>>25630547
Finally Decided
USSR
Dark Red
Western Russia
>>25629994
can someone kindly explain the rules
>>25630565
Got it m8
>>25630570
You choose a country, set a trip, tell me the color and name of your country, then I fill in the map for you.
Each turn you tell me where you want to expand, and the last digit of your post number determines how much land you can get, so at the end of the turn I post a new map with all the actions accounted for.
>>25630548
Sorry, famiry
You were expecting better of a (acid)TripFag?
>>25630570
Choose a color/trip/starting location/country name, and every turn you post your move and your post digits determine toll. So say you post "move north" and get a certain number you'll get a certain amount of territories added. After every rolls once the map is updated and everyone goes again. When two countries attack each other whoever has the better roll gets more territories from the other country.
>>25630565
>>25630522
Ok waiting on at least one more then we can start
Can you guys try bumping if it falls below 2?
>>25630594
I love playing risk and I'm so happy that you always organize these games. Thank you.
>>25630681
NP senpai, hopefully we can have a good game
>>25630731
Yes hopefully.
yeah i'll play, i wanna start in Afghanistan and i wanna be called bestistan
>>25630811
Ok, just set a trip and tell me what color you want ?
I'll play as 'thumpa kingdom', starting somewhere in north africa, and I pick purple.
>>25630831
ok i'll pick grey then also wtf is a trip
>>25630890
Cool, so we can finally start as soon as I add you.
Are the rest of you guys still around?
>>25630910
>wtf is a trip
JUST
>>25630910
When you make a post, the trip is what you put in the name space, we just call it a trip.
>>25630910
>wtf is a trip
pls leave
>>25630942
never mind dude i used my nogin and actually thought, my bad havent sleped for like 30hrs
>>25630633
Trap Union, purp, North east most russia
>>25630970
Hey no its fine we need all the players we can get kek
Round 1 begins lads
Remember to state all declarations of war the turn prior to attacking, and including roll in all your posts you want counted.
>>25630996
Alright you can still roll this turn I'll count it senpai
>>25631005
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand North
>>25631005
Expand in all directions pls
>>25630996
Pink* instead i guess
>>25631005
Claiming more Russian territory to the West
>>25631005
roll, also moving into whats left of Afghanistan (if any left continue north)
>>25630970
BEHEAD THE INFIDEL!!!
DETACH NOGGIN
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>>25631005
roll
action:
>take more of mother russia
>>25631005
expand south let's go
>>25631005
Can my original roll count? >>25630466
Or re-roll?
>>25629994
I choose morocco
>>25631093
Gotta reroll senpai :p sorry, the turn hadn't started yet
>>25631115
Got it, what color?
>>25631142
Light green
senpaiiiii pls germany
>>25631162
Ok, you have to set a trip too senpai so I know who you are, and where do you want to expand this turn?
>>25631142
Agiht I stand by original plan
Poo in Loo expands south
Towards Sri Lanka
everywhere. all belong to the reich
>>25631176
Color?
And roll too so I can include you this turn.
>>25631184
Light green morocco expand to algeria
>>25631206
yo poo lord you want a truce (i dont go into pakistan nepal/tibet (not sure which) and you dont go any further north (i leave you a corridor to the middle east)
Ok lads, round 2 begins
Morocco please remember to set a trip and Germany you didn't tell me color yet
>>25631296
Rolling
Actions:
>expand west to Brittany
>>25631296
All directions again
>>25631296
Heading to Claim Russian territory south.
>>25631296
roll
action:
> Keep filling in russia please senpai desu
>>25631296
fill the rest of the country and expand east
>>25631296
Poo in Loo expands south
Towards Sri Lanka
>>25631259
>implying I'm gunning for the middle east
Based Baghdadi will behead you Apostates
>>25631296
rolling +north west
>>25631380
If Allah allowed alcohol id buy you a beer my green friend
>>25631296
Roll Morocco trip like a name OK the infidel remover
Ok, waiting on Moroccans and Germany are you still around?
All lurkers feel free to join any time
>>25631460
You set a trip by putting a title in the name box when you make a reply.
So where do you want to expand? You have to tell me specifics
>>25631468
does >>25631337 get me a nuke, i mean it is leet
>>25631506
Algeria ofc
>>25631534
Got it, set a trip man kek
>>25631512
404 or 420 gets you a nuke in this game
>>25631296
Third Normie Empire
Light Blue
Stockholm area
Round 3, France all alone in the West edition
Lurkers look at all the room!
>>25631557
trip set
>>25631577
Ok, just missed you, roll in this new turn I added you.
>>25631582
Thanks anon
>>25631579
Does my claim post count as a roll? If so
Rolling
Action:
> More scandinavia
>>25631579
expand east and northeast
thumpaaaaa
>>25631579
Fill Iraq, excess into Saudi Arabia
>>25631579
>>25631557
Kek it was worth a try desu
roll
action:
>Keep on keeping on in russia senpai desu
>>25631579
roll, all directions except dont go into pakistan or india
>>25631624
northwest rather, sorry
>>25631579
Rolling
moving north through Russia
If I make it all the way north I'll grab a couple territories south.
>>25631609
expand in tunisia
>>25631612
You're supposed to say roll in your post
>>25631612
This is your roll post senpai
Rolling
Actions:
>expand south
Color: Orange
Start: North of scandinavia. Then the rest of norway.
>>25631579
The west could use more nations at the moment, so I would like to join the game if I still can. Iberian Empire shall be the name of my nation and also the region I wish to occupy on this turn. This is actually my first game of Risk after years of lurking, so please pardon any mistakes or misplays on my part.
>>25631579
CLAIM SRI LANKA AS BEST WAIFUuse any leftover territory points to fill in SouthWest Poo in Loo
>>25631715
It slipped my mind for a moment, but my desired color is yellow.
>>25631715
Sure thing senpai, and its fine if you make a mistake, I'll try to be flexible
>>25631711
Sure thing senpai
Round 4, lurkers start to join edition
>>25631846
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand south along the coast
>>25631846
>
Rolling
Actions
Marching Southeast. Staying in Russian territory.
>>25631846
Fill Saudi Arabia
>>25631846
roll
action:
>Fill up russia with my pinkness please senpai
>>25631846
roll plus expanding into tajikistan, krygistan and iran
>>25631846
roll expand to the west
>>25631846
Rolling
Action:
>move into Denmark and Poland.
>>25631846
Unoccupied Norway and finland. Then travel to United Kingdom
>>25631898
Non aggression pact?
>>25631846
Conquer the Spanish provinces that border France and then just expand inwards. Also, what exactly are the conditions for me to expand to islands on the map? Namely the Balearic Islands.
>>25631846
attack those 2 territories in the northwest! and expand east if I can
>>25631846
fill up Poo in Loo
excess to Nepal and and AyyleChairmanMao
>>25631928
Fine, I don't have a problem.
>>25631846
>tfw got the name wrong but La Mancha is actually nicer
>>25631945
You have to make a declaration of war before you can attack senpai, want to make one then attack next turn? You can still expand east this turn.
>>25631937
You can move there if you're on a coastal region in the Med, for anything unless it specifically has a line indicating the province you have to be at to take it.
>>25631885
Nap m91?
>>25632094
yes please. rolling for expanding east
Round 5, still room for any lurkers edition
>>25632135
Finish conquering the peninsula
>>25632117
So you are now at war with the Moroccans, Morocco take note and mobilize.
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand into central France
>>25632135
Kazakhstan and Iran +roll
>>25632135
roll
expand toward spain
>>25632135
attack the 2 northwest territories, and expand east if I can
>>25632135
roll
action
>Kazakstan or bust please
>>25632135
fill up Poo in Loo
excess to Nepal and and AyyleChairmanMaothis is clearly an original comment
>>25632135
Roll
expanding North through Russia.
>>25632107
if that's a person then no im not
>>25632135
Would you be willing to let me advance into Italy and then recovering the french territory I take on the process of getting there?
>>25632160
Rolling
Actions:
>Finish up Sweden
>Denmark
>NE Germany?
>>25632135
South of England. Then the rest of United Kingdom.
>>25632233
>>25632160
shit sorry replied to the wrong post
>>25632214
nap means non agression pact i was offering a peacfull front for the both of us
>>25632200
Since i got Dubs I'll take any leftover Russian territory I can then if needed go into Belarus.
>>25632255
sure works for now
>>25632214
Want alliance m8?
>>25632135
>>25632226
Also, roll. Hold off the infidels advance into Spain and advance into the south of France.
>>25632188
since dubs fill south please senpai
>>25632308
Oops, scratch the France part. I thought Kitty was the attacker for a second. Just hold them off down there. lol
>>25632308
You can only take land consecutive to you, and I already got South France this turn, and you aren't at war with Morocco until you or they declare war, want to just take the rest of Spain? Until you go to war you have nowhere to expand senpai.
>>25632352
Same thing. He didn't declare war on you
>>25632306
sure thing senpai, since we've been at war other times we can have an alliance this time
>>25632377
I see. I'll just take whatever I can in Spain and then Portugal then.
>>25632308
im just taking the rightous territory of the caliphate of cordoba
>>25632388
>>25632306
Alliance noted
>>25632287
>>25632255
NAP noted
>>25632182
wanna do a non agression pack ?
>>25632415
There's an NAP between me and Erik the Red as well
>>25632156
want a alliance so we can aloha snackbar the infidels?
Round 6, Spain boxed in edition
Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union
NAPs:
1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Normie Empire and Erik the Red
Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and Thumpa Kingdom
>>25632447
Are you ISIS? If so then yes, for 3 turns then we'll see hey
>>25632447
You got it.
And finish up cleansing the peninsula
>>25632490
Rolling
Actions:
>Fill up the rest of France
>>25632490
Rolling
Action:
> Connect lands in Denmark and Poland
>>25632490
attack thumpa-kadafi
>>25632490
expand east as much as I can, excess into the northwestern sea route.
>>25632525
So... Would you count 2525 as dubs?
>>25632490
Rolling
Filling in the rest of Russia and heading into Ukraine.
>>25632490
roll + iran and pakistan
>>25632490
roll
action
>south through kyrgyzstan
>>25632551
No patrick, 2525 are not dubs
>>25632490
Again, south of UK and then complete it.
>>25632388
I would like a Non Agression Pact with you as well
>>25632564
unless that's china not quit sure
>>25632411
I guess I'll declare war on the Moroccan Empire. Rolling to consolidate the peninsula and get the Balearic Islands if possible.
>>25632490
fill up Poo in Loo
excess to Chairman LehMao
>>25632156
Don't trust the Pashtun apostate >>25632455
Not so long ago he was offering me a free corridor to attack the Holy Land
He clearly does not hold the best interests of the Caliphate at heart >>25631259
>>25632591
sure thing senpai unless you want to join normie and friends
>>25632388
>>25632591
Want to upgrade this to a tripartite alliance guys?
>>25632633
then i will en-devour to prove my loyalty to the cause
>>25632628
so be it attack don quijote
>>25632628
Want an alliance my Spanish friend? Now that you are at war you will need an ally.
Btw, you can only attack the turn after declaring war, so next turn
>>25632490
>>25632633
Oh and Nepal too, sorry
>>25632638
>>25632649
Alrigth then, I will join. But remember that I am starting to lose unoccupieds territories so i may have to start a war sooner or later that will last around a hundred years...
>>25632723
I see. I'll accept the alliance too, although I don't see how it would help.
Round 7, War and alliances spread edition
Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire
NAPs:
1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and Thumpa Kingdom
2. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
>>25632832
Stupid OP, sorry lads
I must consult Allah before making any hasty alliances, allow me a few turns to finalize my decision. I will not attack Bestistan or Big Pepe until I decide my alliance
>>25632547
lets make peace
go to the east there is space
>>25632853
Roll
Into Ukraine I go.
>>25632853
I'll take brown and start as Sloths in Iceland
>>25632853
Rolling
Actions:
>take the rest of France, expand into Belgium if overflow
>>25632853
attack morocco with great ferocity
>>25632853
Rolling
Action:
>East Germany
>>25632832
action
>formal decliration of war against USSR
>>25632853
roll
attack spain
>>25632853
Finish filling the peninsula then into Turkey
>>25632911
Get some western Poland in there too please
>>25632853
Consolidate the peninsula by attacking the infidels.
>>25632853
roll plus we must seize iran to protect our holy brothers mission
>>25632853
Just finish UK once for all.
>>25632855
help me get rid off thumpa in the name of allah
>>25632879
I will reclaim my territories then go east.
>>25632853
Roll
Action:
Conquer island of Iceland
>>25632914
The war for Russia begins. May the true ruler of Russia prevail.
>>25632888
Nice trips, but why not go somewhere besides Iceland, you won't be able to expand because of orange.
>>25632914
acknowledged
>>25632853
WAR ON TRAP DEGENERATES
rolling for:
>unify Nepal
>penetrate ChairmanLMAO
>>25633022
I would've gone with central Europe but I'd probably get caught in the shitstorm that'll ensue when all the other kingdoms go to war
>>25632956
all children of Allah should unite so as to crush the infidel and spread righteous glory in the name of Mohamed
>>25633002
Im sorry it's come to this senpai, but the panties have become to tight on the shaft
>>25633056
Anon, Iceland only has 1 territory, can I add you in Greece?
You literally will lose in the first turn in Iceland kek
>>25633025
You can't attack until next urn, since you declared war this turn, where to expand in the meantime?
>>25633139
Alright, I'll take Greece
Round 8, World War 1
Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire
NAPs:
1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and Thumpa Kingdom
2. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
3. Trap Union and USSR
4. Trap Union and Big Pepe
>>25633139
roll for
>expand into SouthWest Iran
>>25633218
Rolling
Actions:
>Take Belgium, The Netherlands, and Luxembourg.
>>25633218
Fill Turkey
>>25633218
attack thumpa and if can attack spain as well
>>25633218
Rolling to attack Trap Union in Russian Territory to my East.
>>25633218
Rolling
Action:
>More polan
>>25633218
oops I didn't meant to expand that far west, morocco you can take back the territorry you started with and I'm going to keep the sea route territory. I'm going to expand east here as much as possible and the rest can go across the sea route.
>>25633218
Rolling
Action:
Expand North
>>25633218
roll
action:
>Push into USSR occupied russia and hold line against Pepe in the south
>>25633218
One more roll for the consolidation of the peninsula, as it righteously belongs to the Iberian Union.
>>25633231
>>25633139
scratch that, dont wanna put you through the trouble
ignore Iran
>>25633218
roll for
>unify Nepal
>penetrate ChairmanLMAO
>>25633277
would you like a non aggression pact?
>>25633301
Would you be interested in an alliance? We are both at war with Trap union after all.
>>25633218
I declare war on the french empire, since i have nowhere to go anymore.
>>25633275
ok i will do that
>>25633344
Our ally is at war against the USSR, you should attack them through Finland and I will go through Belarus
>>25633317
I would like that
>>25633218
Can I join in Italy?
>>25633381
I didn't know you could pass through countries like that...
I do fell stupid but I want to cancel my war with the french and atack the commies
>>25633344
You are making a mistake friend
The Grand Army of the Republic will seize the UK
>>25633431
Yes
>>25633355
So are you two at peace now? In which case, Morocco, do you want to modify your orders? Your roll value stays the same though.
>>25633332
we'll meet in the middle
in the ruins of Kazakhstan
Then I'll give you my answer
>>25633460
no we arent yet i take back my territory then peace
>>25633464
I have no intention of expanding further south than Russia.
glorious persian empire will be reformed in allahs name
>>25633490
I second this
thumpaaa
>>25633218
also yeah roll for iran, cos ye iran is dope
testing tesign
Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire
NAPs:
1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
3. Thumpa Kingdom and Sloths
Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
2. USSR and Trap Union
3. Big Pepe and Trap Union
>>25633620
Round 9, Italy enters edition
>>25633636
Rolling
attacking to my East. Staying in Russian territory.
>>25633504
>such low ambitions
yeh, not feeling inspired with your confidence m8
I'll hold off on an alliance
For now
As I said, again
Prove your mettle against the Traps and we'll meet at the negotiating table again
>>25633636
Rolling
Actions:
>Take Belgium and the Netherlands
>>25633636
Moar Turkey, His kingdom must reach the ends of the Earth
>>25633636
Roll
Action:
Advance into Bulgaria
>>25633636
Rolling
Action:
>Attack USSR via Belarus
Also bud, Erik is attacking USSR rather than declaring war on you
>>25633381
>>25633451
>>25633661
Understood. I will see you at the negotiating table.
>>25633636
roll
action:
>Keep pushing into USSR russia and hold pepe on the boarder
>>25633620
take back those two tiny territories that morocco has near the sea route, and I declare war on the ...wapfaggian empire.
>>25633636
death to don quixote attack with all i can
>>25633636
gunna take rest of iran any spare goes into azerbijan
>>25633680
>>25633636
Doesn't he have to declare war first?
>>25633636
Keep pushing the Moroccan infidels out of the sacred castilian land. I possible, expand into Marocco.
>>25633636
Rolling for:
Unify Han peoples under the NEET Frog
Stomp into Borat's backyard
>>25633700
ohhh but where does the spillover from my siq dubs go, I have a pact with ISIS and the other guy.. sorry morocco I advance west because I must
Declare war on thumpa.
>>25633719
We're both allied with trap so I think we are automatically in the war
>>25633636
Atack following the map and then continue doing to the south..
>>25633743
allah be praised let unite against him
>>25633744
Even if he was the one who declared war?
>>25633807
Can kitty confirm?
>>25633807
Yea all alliances bring all allies into war, works both ways.
Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire
NAPs:
1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
3. Thumpa Kingdom and Sloths
Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
2. USSR and Trap Union
3. Big Pepe and Trap Union
4. Wapfaggian Empire and Thumpa Kingdom
>>25633900
welp i'm done for then. I'll surrender my land to the trap union.
>>25633924
attack thumpa
>>25633924
Rolling
Action:
>Continue fighting USSR. Bend southwards towards Ukraine.
>>25633928
No, I'll help you!
The French Empire declares war on Erik the Red
>>25633924
rolls plus moving into azerbijan
>>25633924
DESTROY TEAL
UNLIMITED POWER
>>25633924
Rolling to keep pushing the Moroccans out and proceed to advance into Morocco.
>>25633924
Roll
Action:
>Expand further North
>>25633947
Normie want to be allies?
>>25633924
roll to unify Borat's goat farm and push north into NorthEast Russia
>>25633924
>>25633928
surrender accepted, divide land so that red can move and land to normie aswell
roll
action:
>push back the pepe scum
>>25633967
Would you be interested in a NAP if the Moroccan Empire's fate turns out to be total annihilation?
>>25633928
USSR, do you accept our offer of alliance to take the pressure off you? Both Erik the Red and Normie Empire will be forced to withdraw.
>>25633924
Atack the french army and steal their baguettes.
>>25634028
sure, but I'm keeping africa
>>25634042
But we aren't at war until next turn senpai...
>>25634007
Sure
fuqqq the robot
