Are you happy with your body?
If not, what are you doing to improve upon your flaws?
I weigh around 135 (guess my height luloo) and I really want to gain more. Hasn't been easy for me so far.
I have an untreatable skin condition and widespread scarring
I'm also fat but do nothing about that because my body is permanently disgusting because of the previous anyway, so why bother
>>25752693
working out and watching what i eat, aint too much else i can do
Does Hell await us, fellow robots?
>>25752580
Please no, God, i've always been good to others, please let us in paradise.
No, eternal return. You just get your life, over and over.
>>25752692
>implying that's not hell
Fugging norman
Who else /cantcomprehendsex/ here? Up until I finished college I didn't even think people had sex. 24 now and still can't even imagine how a penis ends up in a vagina. Travelling to space seems like it would require less steps and effort.
>>25752507
Designated chub thread.
>>25752507
> Travelling to space seems like it would require less steps and effort.
It does
>>25752507
>/cantcomprehendsex/
>Putting words between /slashes/ like a general thread
This meme needs to die.
How the FUCK do you deal with living with acne in your formative years?
underage kiddies get off my board
>>25752463
You don't.
You JUST.
>>25752463
I feel for you man, I had pretty bad acne around my chin, forehead and nose when i was a teen.
Ended up just Drinking loads of water and working out actually helped clear it right up after 3-6 months.
Just be healthy :^)
>sitting in my room
>take a nice rip from my bowl
>hear someone coming\
>mom opens door
>see the window is open
>asks me why is is (its 20 degrees outside)
>my lungs are still full of smoke because she walked in before I could let it out
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it means you have a chill mom
It means that she knows you have smoked for a while, and she is okay with it, most likely in moderation
>>25752321
go talk to her about it just so can be clear on what she thinks of it
What is worst for the attractiveness of a woman: being paralyzed from the waist down or being slightly overweight?
>qt wheelie gf
>disgusting degenerate sow
Gosh, I wonder, OP.
You call that bat fastard slighty overweight?
>>25752208
for normies the wheelchair, but for most robots the fat.
Why?
Inbetween killing his 3 room mates, and killing 3 people on the streets of Isla Vista, Elliot went to Starbucks to buy a coffee.
>>25752153
Source?
>original source request
>>25752356
the wikipedia article of his killing, the police report.
>>25752761
Dude I'm so lazy, just give me the link and the paragraph...
>Hating tripfags for being the alphas of /r9k/
How the fuck is life fair. Why am I even alive?
>born in poor wooded area
>sad blizzards rednecks on tractors loud barking dogs and broken down houses everywhere
>life was so stereotypical white trash it's not even funny
>house is broken down, no flooring, loud slamming all the time with thin walls, have rags covering the windows and floors
>go on Craigslist and look at houses and rooms in nice citiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25752091
>wooded area
Sounds nice and comfy anon.
Nice and peaceful anon, nice and calm
>>25752091
Protip: Life is never fair. Deal with it.
>>25752198
Yeah, wooded areas are very comfy even if the standard of living is lower.
Just start a fire in the fireplace (or a trashcan if you're lacking) and curl up with a nice comfy blanket
who /savingupforplasticsurgery/ here?
>jaw implant
>chemical peels and various other skin procedures
>fillers under the eyes and in the cheeks
>cheekbone reduction
Luckily it's not going to be as expensive as I thought it was, but at least there's hope now.
No one else saving up to augment their appearance?
I'm getting Rhinoplasty for my bulbous nose, and lipo as well.
>>25752142
No, because we aren't women, family
>tfw no Chloe gf to fuck
>tfw not going to the beach with your bros and her friends
>tfw not spending a fun and romantic day with her
>tfw not stroking her hair on the sand in front of a sunset
why live t b h
Jesus Christ she is ridiculously pretty. I bet she looks good without makeup too. We're both referring to the one on the left yes?
>>25752057
>>25752555
she looked much better when she was younger. she's all disproportional now
>>25752057
fuuuuuuuuug
>mfw no Chloe gf
I always make sure my ass doesn't touch the seat at all in public bathrooms, there's no way I want to share ass sweat with somebody else.
>>25751887
even at home i do it, I usually don't need that much since I don't have a fat ass, and don't sit all the way on the toilet, but yeah, toilet paper is one of the main reasons for my health
>>25751887
>using public bathrooms
nah m8
It's easier to carry a bottle of hand sanitzer that contains mostly alcohol, squirt a little on the seat and run it around with some toilet roll till dry.
Tissue method fails quite often, even if carefully laid, can stick to your ass, and shift or fall off. At the end of the day though, there is more bacteria on your hands and in your mouth than on your ass cheeks.
For those of you not yet broken and wise to the ways of women, let this be a lesson to you.
I'm 28 yrs old and went to high school with the girl in pic related. She was a notorious druggie whore who fucked, snorted and smoked everything in sight. She was once literally gangbanged by 5 black guys WHILE she had a bf. She always considered herself a "free spirit", which is another term for " I have no self respect or self control".
Anyway, the cuck in the pic is her new fiance, and this poor guy has no idea about her past. She finally managed...
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>>25751838
I'm pretty sure he knows
>>25751838
And here you are posting on a mongolian wagekuck board
Whats your point?
damn, dude looks in decent shape, too.
Who /shit at holding a conversation/ here?
I can hold conversation well, do you need some help OP?
fuck off with these fucking threads. fuck.
>>25751856
im not op but im in the same boat. its not even girls, i just sukc at talking no matter who it is. advice?
Chad thread,
Who Chad here? How has life been so far. When did you realise you were a Chad?
>>25751648
I'm pretty sure nobody on this fucking site is truly Chad
Nobody here is 10/10 Frat bro
But compared to a lot of the people here, some of us are chaddier than others
Regardless
Don't hate on Chads
Better yourself
Work on making yourself a better person
For you
Not for chicks
Make yourself somebody you'd want to be led by
I believe Chad is born.
But I made it from no sex to relatively much sex in a short period of time - for what it's worth, and it feels really good.
The tl;dr is I lost weight and started to lift, then quickly was kind of lucky to get a gf far out of my league (she was an impressed undergrad in the field I own) and from then on I could more easily get with chicks that are "below her".
That feel when ugly throughout
>that feel when puberty
>that feel when now good looking
>no longer socially autismo like in school
>make good friends in university
>get a 10/10 at 3.14 gf
>everyone that gave me shit in school is now failing and balding
Feels good mayn
>tried to break up with my practice gf
>she said no
How do I fix this? I'm ready to move on to something better
Ironically, you need more practice to break up with her.
>>25751617
>She said no
If her saying no prevents you from breaking up , you should keep practicing with your practice girlfriend and relocate your balls.
>>25751617
Just do it, man.
Nobody can force you to stay in this relationship.