do you have your life together yet robots?
What's your career, love, living situation like?
26, medfag, khv
would rather be an office drone tbph
>you're definitely you now, it's too late to reinvent yourself, you've chosen a path and for better or worse you gotta walk it now
>sometimes think about paths not taken, better or worse
>tfw haunted by the ghosts of who you might have been
>>25856140
29 kissless virgin, no friends, neet, total bum, live off normie taxes and blame them for it
Who /hasdonecocaine/ here?
>>25856062
Trash drug that makes you want it for no reason. Try psychedelics OP. If you meditate you won't have a bad trip.
>>25856175
> useless hippie: the post
Psychedelics are addictive and affect your personality, you don't see it because you adjusted yourself to believe that what you've become is normal
Psychedelics are for losers and degenerates.
Dirty hippies
Real men do drugs that guve them the energy ro be a man
I've tried it and it's really good, I don't get the whole stigma of why it's so addictive though. Sure you want more when you're coming down, but after that it's like wanting more MDMA unless you've built up a dependence.
>tfw have to call the government tomorrow to try and convince them to give me back my neetbux
>>25856052
I hope you die in the street. True NEETs live off the grid
>>25856084
How??? Teach us your wizardry.
>>25856052
How about instead you stop being a perfectly capable/functional leech, and make your own fucking money? Useless cunts like you are the worst, and I'm glad you're finally being forced to get a job instead of stealing 25% of my fucking pay that I did work for. And I certainly hope that commie NEET enabler Dirty Sanders doesn't win. You make me sick.
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>>25856038
>only very short men (less than 6')
>Less than 6
>Very short
K E K I N G
>>25856070
>AND THEN HE TOLD ME 5'11" ISNT A MANLET AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
>>25856038
>very short men (less than 6')
Why would you lie you wicked harpy
>For men, these were very short (5'2"-5'4"; 157-164 cm; 1%),
>short (5'5"-5'7"; 165-171 cm; 9%),
>average (5'8"-5'10"; 172-178 cm; 33%),
>tall (5'11"-6'1"; 179-186 cm; 40%),
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Anyone else cursed with an ugly voice?
I sound like a 13 year old despite being 22.
shit sucks senpai.
Yeah, first time I noticed it was when me and a then-friend were recording something for a group project on his PC.
who /spergwithadeepcommandingvoice/ here?
on one hand, having a deep voice is great, of course.
but on the other, people naturally look to you as a leader / show undue respect due to the halo effect, which I'm not prepared for at all and will spill my spaghetti if I try to lead anything.
Does anyone else hate /lisasimpson/?
I do. She's the fucking worst character. I don't know why.
Her subplot in a recent episode was that she drank milk with hormones, gets acne, put on makeup to cover said acne, and because of the makeup people notice her and she basically becomes a roastie. (Pic related) That's like the most contrived, convoluted plot.
I fucking hate her and she ruined the Simpsons. Every one of her subplots is something bad happens to Lisa, she finds a solution, the solution has a catch, and Lisa has to decide whether to abandon...
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>>25856006
Sounds like you want to hate-bang her.GET OUT BART IM PISS
>he still watches the Simpsons
Real cool in the 90s man
>>25856006
simpson is literally tumblr agenda these days, only first seasons were good.
Does one have to be in shape to be loved? If one is even slightly overweight or is skinny, will they die alone? If one is fat or skinny, should he work on getting ripped and not even try with girls until he has a body like pic related or similar? Can he try while in the process of looking better (he'll still not look great to start but he is trying to get better).
>>25855985
ya of course im just lazy and i don't wanna beat my self up right now getting into shape.
>>25855985
YES U HAVE TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE
>girls
Stupid NORMIES GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEE
What exactly is wrong with your body?
>moles, moles fucking everywhere
>covered in scares
>wide hips
>really fat thighs
>skinny as fuck calves
>spaghetti arms that sit too far forward from my back
>wide and broad as fuck ribcage that sticks out at an angle
>looks like a square on stilts
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See for yourself senpai
>>25856198
Better body than me bro
>>25855933
> fat thighs
Fucking hate myself for this
I cannot cope and no pants truly look good on me
I just hit my girlfriend AMA
why should i care and why wont you leave
What would you do if you calmed down but she left because of it?
>>25855881
ALL WOMEN DESERVE A BEATING!
Post her boobies, dude.
I have personally been sexually assaulted by underage girls multiple times this year
1. your country
2. do you face this same problem
1. US
2. Only once, an underage girl trapped me into a relationship with her
>tfw i've literally had 13 year old girls walk into my apartment while i was sleeping in the middle of the night and wake me up sexually
>tfw noone would believe me if I told them this
Help
You niggers better elaborate.
God I fucking hate this website. Nothing good ever comes from here. I wish I could leave but it's like quitting smoking or doing nofap.
whats he trying to say exactly? i don't understand this post
>>25855670
>be the only robot from the original r9k
>tfw i am the source of that autism
tfw i am the robot
>>25855670
is that a real picture
Is having a nipple piercing the telltale sign of being a slut?
is there any greater clue to look out for?
? Why would that make her a slut?
Correlation does not mean causation. And how would you even know if she actually has a nipple piercing?
>>25855623
If nipple piercing is slutty, what would labia piercing be ?
>you will never give a white guy a full body massage
>you will never lick an east asian girl's feet
>you will never eat out a white girl's pussy
>you will never make out with a mexican girl
>you will never give a black girl a handshake
>you will never sleep in another black guy's lap
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>>25855534
If i'm comfortable with the other person, i'm fine with lots of touching. But if I don't just let strangers massage me and shit, that's suspicious
I don't want anyone ugly touching me or looking at me
>>25855577
im not ugly though and most people I meet agree with this, which begs the question even more
There is this girl I like and I every time I see her i am reminded that I have 0% chance with her. I am ugly and poor and always depressed and have no friends and no social skills. Still...I suppose I am already alive. Might as well finish this school thing and make a decent living rather than spoil my families name.
At least you are around a girl at some point
It's worse feeling like you could develop human relationship but are locked away in neurosis/confusion
>>25855560
You see that's where you are wrong. I was doing just fine focusing on my studies when this semon demon showed up. Now I can hardly wash my face in the morning because I have to see myself in the mirror. I just want to be fucking killed.
the only girl I have talked to in the past year is my brothers girlfriend, I can't stand her and I only speak to her out of politeness
other than waitresses and retail workers I have literally no contact with grills
I should have killed myself five years ago
If you donate and then meet up with her later, you should be able to get at least a hug, if not more. I'm getting rock hard right now just thinking about the prospects. #IncelNoMore
Do any robots live in the Houston area?
>>25855503
holy shit that is a cute baby.
TILA
ya i would tip my wallet for her.
Damn, she fell off hard. Does she still even make conspiracy videos anymore?