If you could move to another Country, where would it be?
>>26128906
Somewhere north, where rain and clouds are a constant weather and where this fucking chad friendly sunny days wouldn't remind me that this world was not shaped for me.
switzerland
just wanna live in the mountains somewhere and be a hermit
>>26128906
Tasmania
>white
>inbred
>cool and rainy
>swift parrot
>rainforest
>loggers btfo by greenies
>short plane trip from real Australia
seems pretty cool.
Hey Femanons what is the creepiest private message you've ever received?.
>>26128819
mirin' the bulk on beard bro.
imma cop lemme feel dem titties
>>26128819
>creepy to a femanon
>"Hey Stacey, I share a class with you and I'm socially akward so I'm sorry if I come off as 'weird'. I really just want to know if you'd give me a chance to take you out to a movie (Ik I'm a bit akward looking and you'll feel kind of embarrassed being seen with me, but it's only one date and most people will forget about it in an hour) and impress you and maybe you'll find that you like...
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>Anon, I want you to come fuck me right now!
Well?
*unsheathes katata*
*teleports behind her*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
>>26128591
sorry maam,pork is haram
>>26128591
Let's make that lard wobble
WE NEED MORE FRAIL SNAIL OC, FUCKFACE!
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>>26094488
>>26128101
Template for those who are interested.
>>26128101
Template without shell
its already dead on arrival i saw it on the front page of reddit with like 6k upvotes
>We post out edgiest most unpopular beliefs
All users of illegal drugs should be publicly burned alive.
Ruining the world's environment isn't such a bad thing
that means you include alcoholics too right, just because alcohol is legal doesnt make it not a drug
same thing with caffeine, prescription drugs, OTC drugs, etc
If your romantic partner won't put out, it's OK to cheat. This goes for men and women.
>every time I stand up too fast I get really dizzy and my whole vision goes blind
>get nauseous from eating a medium-portion meal, so I just stick to snacks and really small meals
>sometimes after eating something my heart suddenly starts thumping really fast and hard, I feel really unpleasant/sick, and I get this intense urge for sugary foods
I'm not fat at all, I'm Auschwitz-level. Do you guys think it could be malnutrition or something?
the first one is low blood pressure
>>26108444
**high
I have the same thing mang, skinny asf too. It's def high blood pressure. Stop eating salty foods and go talk to a doctor.
>>26108414
>sharp chest pains when sneezing
Hello gentlemen,
1 month clean now and trying to rethink how it changed my life. I got nowhere with these thoughts so its quite simple - what would you suggest? Stay clean or get high again?
Try at least another week of sobriety. Why did you take a break in the first place?
>>26132302
new year resolution. Now i am thinking it was stupid :( maybe i should do something like "cheat" days or something.
>>26132336
Depends on your poison and why you felt the need to begin the resolution. You know you better than me.
do I have a chance guys?
>start of new semester a few weeks ago and my last semester at uni
>qt in my class
>I don't talk to her, but someone who can't hide his power level does
>starts asking her questions and she's just being nice
>I think she got annoyed eventually, casually mentions a boyfriend in response
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Do the two of you talk when she sits next to you?
I WAS IN A SIMILAR SITUATION OP
DON'T DO IT
I GOT HUMILIATED
WOMEN ARE A MEME
DON'T GIVE IN
>>26131966
She's prowling for beta orbiters m80, don't fall for it.
Do girls even have hobbies?
I like hunting, knitting, paintball, anime, archery, collecting guns, and gardening.
>>26131429
is your penis feminine though?
I cook, go to /ck/, post on [s4s], and I read.
THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR IS DYING TO TAKE YOU AWAY
mystery is the walrus
it all makes sense
she's a snake in the grass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgulvJjsKaE
>>26130713
the mystery is finally solved
>hairline starts rapidly receding
>hair is thinning
bruhs...
Yep i just started shaving my head. I actually legit look weird if I let my hair grow for longer than a few weeks now.
Im nearly 30 though.
>>26129994
OP here, I'm nearly 19
>>26129959
get some nizoral brah
"Your personality is the problem".
That is true, you saying it's not?
>>26129798
How much effort do you think the guy on the right puts into his appearance compared to the guy on the left?
>>26129870
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANIMEFAG
hit me right in the feels
>>26129726
me too :!
Even if it is a nignog
>>26129726
Dam sun this hits me every time
he looks like a cool guy
i'd talk jazz with him over a birthday cake
>oneitis used to hang out with me and go places with me
>in return I paid for pretty much everything since she had no job and my job is comfy
>recently her car broke
>so now we can't go places
>but she still wants me to pay for her insurance and shit
I used to really like this girl, but now she's just annoying. What do, robots?
lol fucking cuck, you are pathetic
Fucking stop please
You should drink a gallon of bleach, you gutless fucking faggot.
Pic related is my oneitis and her Chad bf.
This dude is better than me in every way. I don't know why I do this to myself.
Has anyone successfully managed to get over their oneitis?
dude he looks fucking inbred
just how ugly ARE you
He's fuckimg ugly m8
Dude is ugly as sin, m8.