>mfw even 0/10 down syndrome girls can still get chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me1DHPv7wKo
>>26156175
>that
>chad
lmao he at least has autism.
her dad must be rich
original comment?
>>26156175
>that kid
>Chad
He's either gay or incredibly fucked in the head to be dating a deformed mutant.
>people born after 9/11 are browsing 4chan right now
>people born after 9/11 are browsing this board right now
>>26156110
So, they'd be around 14? Damn.
>People born after 9/11 are getting laid before you
>>26156294
DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
THIS IS GOING WAY TOO FAR
Is everyone evil deep down?
I was in a skype group just now with a guy I befriended last week on this board. Now everyone is bullying him in the chat over silly things. He doesnt have friends irl because he lives in the middle of nowhere, so he basically relies on me and that group.
How can I help him out?
>>26156095
Yes, even that guy you feel bad for is evil. You are evil but too but foolish to admit to yourself.
>>26156095
That always happens with groups no matter how robot they would say they are. Only a very very small few can abstain from joining in on this social hierarchy setting group mentality and social behavior norm.
Everyone has the capacity for good or evil. The problem is that they're sheep and if the rest of the group is doing something evil they will also follow that path
Answer This:
How long since your last shower/bath?
>
How long since you brushed your teeth?
>
How long since your trimmed your nails?
>
How long since your washed your bed sheets?
>
How long since you did laundry?
>
On a scale of 1 (dirty as fuck) to 10 (perfectly clean), what is the state of your room?
>>26155982
>last week
>Fdiday
>Never
>couple o months
8
How long since your last shower/bath?
>Today
How long since you brushed your teeth?
>2 days ago
How long since your trimmed your nails?
>A week
How long since your washed your bed sheets?
>A week
How long since you did laundry?
>3 Days
On a scale of 1 (dirty as fuck) to 10 (perfectly clean), what is the state of your room?
>8
>>26155982
my answer to all of those is
>a few days at least
my room rating?
5
>tfw $3346 disability check just came in the mail
Wagekeks on suicide watch.
>>26155974
timestamp pic or gtfo
>>26155974
Stay a slave to my tax dollars neetcuck
>>26156043
You're the one who is working, wagecuck, how about you keep slaving away and let us do as we please? Sound good cuckie? Sounds good to me
>tfw no little asian girl gf
Crush me familia
speaking as an asian male you've got shit taste if you think those two have good looking faces
nice bodies however
>>26155928
>Nice bodies however
Of course
Why do you want an asian gf who doesn't even want to look lik an asian?
>He believes the "if my parents made me do teamsports whilst young I wouldn't be a robot" meme
My parents did, let me tell you how it goes:
>everyone treats you as the new kid
>never pass/trust you
>mostly sit on bench/be useless
>people avoid you and only really cooperate with the other members of the team
>parents still make you go
It doesn't work and if anything...
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I went to what I called "football lessons", literally the first touch I had of the ball resulted in every other kid their laughing at me, so I never went again.
Also went to cricket for like 3 years and was absolutely terrible at it, played one actual match and it was terrible.
Did karate for a while, that was actually ok, I was good at it, but as a video game addicted kid, it's just not going to compete with metal gear solid 2 so I quit that after about 3 years.
The worst part about that is, my friend there got to black belt, and we were both...
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>he believes the "if I were tall I would be a Chad" meme
>Did Kenpo for about 3 years from around age 6-9, then quit
>Started taking Tae Kwon Do around age 11-14, then quit
Tae Kwon Do was actually pretty great, and in a few ways, I regret ever stopping. Didn't really learn anything too valuable as far as self defense goes, but it definitely kept me in really good shape. Made a lot of good friends through it, but I stopped talking to them when I quit, which i regret. I was pretty good at it, too. The owner of the place approached me one day and asked me to...
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Has anyone here ever got to talk to a actual fembot? Did they send you nudes? If so post ITT
>>26155265
Real Fembots don't send nudes.
Anything that sends nudes are femanons from soc or clg
>>26155358
Really? It seems like real robots would be horny since they can't get sex
>>26155358
Real fembots don't exist.
4everaclone reddit is full of success stories of girls turning around being alone and 1 months without sex by simply going out.
No matter how ugly a girl is, she will still get attention. Look at gender-swap eggman. She is ugly, but gets all the dick she wants.
Why are women afraid of you?
please respond to my post, please
>>26155761
Okay, I replied. What's up?
>>26155232
Because I come on too strong and only realize it after the fact.
Tell me /r9k/.
What's this ?
To me, it's a fly. But someone tells me otherwise.
Another pic.
Also original content.
>>26155157
its an african bee
>>26155157
It's a type of fly which looks like a bee. http://www.birdsandblooms.com/gardening/garden-bugs/bees-flies-identifying-garden-bugs/
Where were you when Britains main opposition party offered free, state sponsored gfs?
>give me a gf lord or give me death
>>26155095
sign me in
I love Corbyn simply because he has made the Labour Party unelectable for as long as he is in charge.
Long may he reign, the filthy fucking communist.
Same thing exists in the US
If you are incredibly socially inept, the state will pay someone to meet and hang out with you 2-3 times a week to resocialize you
>finally get a qt gf
>takes off her shirt
>see this
what do?
You just posted this on /b/
I would never date a woman who could even potentially be a chestlet.
>>26155003
hyperventilate because im seeing a naked woman for the first time
Will be taking LSD for the first time probably alone next weekend.
Any tips for a robot like me?
Make sure the music you're listening to is relaxing, comfy, chill shit. if you think putting on some dark or aggro stuff is a good idea - it isn't.
>>26154784
>Any tips for a robot like me?
You are likely unhappy with your life. This is not good if you are taking psychoactive drugs. Try to limit you dosage.
I love doing LSD/shrooms on my own. You'll have a good time.
Be prepared that it will last about 12 hours. It can kind of drag on towards the end. Don't expect anything deeper than it is, just enjoy the trip for what it is. Throw on some good music and just chill. Go for a walk out doors if you can, maybe sit in a park and just observe. Just be sure your surroundings are comfortable. If you ever feel like your get into a spiral of negative thoughts singing a song works wonders.
Have fun robot, how big of a dose?
Greetings Robots
My name is Chad Preston, I am chief ambassador of the glorious nation of Brohemia. King Chad has sent me to /r9k/ on a diplomatic mission to re-establish diplomatic ties between Brohemia and the Robot people.
Diplomatic relations between our two nations have been frozen for far too long. We invite your leaders to sit with us, as equals, at the negotiation table. Our goal is to normalize diplomatic relations, establish guidelines for open trade, establish an embass, learn about your unique culture and share our glorious culture with you.
We also greatly desire to develop a joint plan to eliminate the DMZ that separates our two nations. There should be no militaristic tension between our peoples. All we wish for is peace and mutual cooperation.
May Lord Brohammed's blessings be upon you as you consider our invitation. Please respond with questions and your terms in order to convene a meeting between our peoples.
Here is a list of topics we wish to discuss at our first meeting:
1. Exchange rate between GBP and Collared Shirts (CLS).
2. An updated map of your nation. As you can see we are very ignorant of your cities and provinces.
3. Travel visa regulations so that we may begin the flow of tourism.
4. How much do you bench press?
5. T or A?
6. Do you have a few minutes for us to tell you about our lord and savior Brohammed?
As a sign of our peaceful intentions we are also sending you the following gifts:
1. An extra large crate of our finest pornography.
2. A P90X workout Blu-Ray disc.
3. A "husky" portion of protein-rich chicken tendies.
4. Xbone editions of Call of Duty 2016 and John Madden Football 2016.
*Bro Fives*
Chad Preston
>>26154404
I will allow it Chad Preston
>>26154404
We will not stand for your actions. The removal of the demilitarized zone would put our smuggling operations out of business. Those close to your royal family, and various strategic points throughout your nation WILL be destroyed if you do not cease. Stand down now or face our wrath.
I'm not robot or Chad though
in this scenario, I'd probably be growing weed and fruit trees in the DMZ somewhere
What was your last notable accomplishment?
>>26154320
I made a NEET thread with 20 (You)s
Freshman year I cam 4th in a ski race... That was ten years ago
Graduating valedictorian in high school.
>tfw I never did get 99 woodcutting